Art by  Spelunker_Sal

Everybody is trolling me at once causing my fins to pop out from me getting pissed.

These are three things used to troll me.

 GreenEyedT Is trolling me with kricketune cry. Gods I hate that cry. One day Bacent linked me to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XgXbK8-KBQ during a voice chat. He knows I growl back at things growling at me and can't help but squeak back. What he didn't except was me losing my shit and practicly roaring at the kricketune. I hate kricketune! Since then everyone has randomly either imitated it during a voice call or by text.

Ledah (Don't know if she has a FA) is trolling me with shark vaginas. A few months ago I seen a friend on Skype have a status with a quote from a shark. I quickly got excited and spouted yay shark dicks. Turns out it was a female shark >.< I am a bit phobic of vagina and boobs. Nothing against woman just the parts.

 Bacent Is trolling me with a bike horn to the tune of jingle bells. I grew up in a Christmas town. Litterally. Santa clause house, santa statue, wendsy and mcdonalds play Christmas music. The light poles are candy canes. The works. Don't believe me look up North Pole Alaska. So a year and a half ago when I first started talking to Bacent he found out I hate the song jingle bells. Since then everyone has trolled me with the dang song. Even to the point where they combine shark vaginas jingle bells and kricketune in the same sentence.