I mean Captain.
This is your Captain..
Australian Captain speaking.
One of the only things I like about myself out of about four redeemable qualities. White Haired, Australian, Hedgehog Owner whose stomach remains unupset by things like Taco Bell.
I wish I had more reasons to wear..
wait okay,
More socially acceptable reasons to wear my Akubra around here more often. Problem is, as soon as a breeze whips by I have to snatch it back onto my head. And longboarding with it? Forget it. I end up looking like a landing parasailer.
Time for sleepthoughyeahman. I got a surprise for you babies tomorrah.
Hopefully I won't feel so damn ill.
Illin',
I'm straight illin'.
(Not in the good way. Is there a good way? Whatever, fuck allergies.)
Art ©
This is your Captain..
Australian Captain speaking.
One of the only things I like about myself out of about four redeemable qualities. White Haired, Australian, Hedgehog Owner whose stomach remains unupset by things like Taco Bell.
I wish I had more reasons to wear..
wait okay,
More socially acceptable reasons to wear my Akubra around here more often. Problem is, as soon as a breeze whips by I have to snatch it back onto my head. And longboarding with it? Forget it. I end up looking like a landing parasailer.
Time for sleepthoughyeahman. I got a surprise for you babies tomorrah.
Hopefully I won't feel so damn ill.
Illin',
I'm straight illin'.
(Not in the good way. Is there a good way? Whatever, fuck allergies.)
Art ©
Category Artwork (Digital) / Human
Species Red Panda
Size 1000 x 1200px
File Size 625.5 kB
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Ho'mygoodnessyes.
I really can't shove it in peoples faces enough, and even when I'm done and they all hate me and are well aware of the fact that I'm indubitably Australian I go and advertise it som'more.
I flipped when I saw that a main Jaegar in Pacific Rim was Australia-based.
Even though the son was a prickass it was just like; AwYISSSSSTRIKER EUREKAAAAA.
Hercules made up for his bitch son anyway.
I really can't shove it in peoples faces enough, and even when I'm done and they all hate me and are well aware of the fact that I'm indubitably Australian I go and advertise it som'more.
I flipped when I saw that a main Jaegar in Pacific Rim was Australia-based.
Even though the son was a prickass it was just like; AwYISSSSSTRIKER EUREKAAAAA.
Hercules made up for his bitch son anyway.
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