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Once there was an orange 'loon-stomping dragon from the Netherlands who ordered paw badges like this one. I saw them... and a cold, murderous greed arose within me. >__> I wanted one, too!
And here it is! =D The paw badge for rock python Greer, done by the high priest of paw badges:
AngelBlancoCommissions! Thanks for your work, dude!
(For those of you who'd say "Boo, pythons don't have feet!": YOU are all narrowminded creationists and should be smothered out under my bare snake feet after a nice, long day in my Asics sneakers!)
And here it is! =D The paw badge for rock python Greer, done by the high priest of paw badges:
AngelBlancoCommissions! Thanks for your work, dude! (For those of you who'd say "Boo, pythons don't have feet!": YOU are all narrowminded creationists and should be smothered out under my bare snake feet after a nice, long day in my Asics sneakers!)
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Oh, it's evil, really. You see, for creationists snakes can't have feet, aye? Now imagine such a creationist being forced to sniff mine! Sniffing something that cannot be possible! He'll end up mad and insane! >: 3==<
The booking thing... just get in range of my legs, and my feet will book your face, I guess. XD
The booking thing... just get in range of my legs, and my feet will book your face, I guess. XD
*laughs* Good point. I could just see the nervous look on a creationist's face as he catches the first wind from your feet, still an arm's length away, saying over and over to himself "It's not possible... it's not possible!" Oh how he/she'd believe after a few minutes.
As for me... why didn't you say so before!? *gets up close*
As for me... why didn't you say so before!? *gets up close*
Because when I was still a feral snake, most prey items INCREASED the distance as soon as they spotted me! But things change, it seems! : D *graaabs your head with his feet, pulls you close so he comfortably press his right scaly sole into your face* Ssssh, no struggles, just calm down and savor the flavor... sniiiiff.... be a good prey... XD
*happy whine* Mmfhh srtughhfff.....HAFFF *shifts his face a little to free up his lip* Struggle... right... only if someone tries to pull me away! *takes a deep breath and feels a tingle down his spine from the intense scent* MRah... alright... gonna sit back and get all happily light-headed now. :D
Hey what can I say? It is awesome! ^..^. As for me, still in rough times but a few things have changed since I last spoke with you. Still clawing the bass strings but I've hit the wall with it. As for everything else, I'd have to either tell ya in an IM or email or else you'd have a book here. XD
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