Honestly, I don't think I've laughed so hard at my own machinations!

Poor  Doggy-treat thought it would be wise to say he could “teach” the elephant a thing or two. Little did he know that Minnie has kept the... um... “Best” Enchantment spell in the Slytherin house Cup for 5 years running. I don’t care if they scribbled in that extra R.

If Doggy keeps up such insults, he’s gonna find out that the basilisk that has been devouring all the students has hardly an appetite compared to Minnie’s “second trunk.” ... or, maybe, if he’s a good boy, he’ll find out, anyway. Rather he enjoys it or not is totally up to him!

(Marked general cause... uh... I don’t see anything? Do you?)
(Yes. I use to be a Potter nerd. Sue me.)
(Seriously. Minnie does NOT look cute when mad!)

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http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1187078/ <-- original
 Doggy-Treat <-- artist