Hello.
Sorry I've been away so long.
My name is Ashley.
It's so nice to meet you.
If you're in need of more Malevolent Substance-abusing Gender-neutral Snowpersons, corpse-raping psychic psycho-bears, low-income murderous demon-penguins, horrific death of all things "Friendship is Overrated" and generally well-intentioned comedic endeavors then you've come to the right place.
However, if you have no sense of humour, piss and moan in journals that noone likes you, seriously think I'll bother to argue with your dumb ass over the internet, or incessantly obsess over an infant's animated program in a pathetic attempt to fit in with other socially-maladjusted mid-twenties children seeking an escape from the pressures of dealing with reality... Ugh... just ... go away. Please.
Coming this week, many things humourous, uplifting, insulting and morphenominal! The return of "My Little Prinny", "The Continuing Fate of Futajack"*sighs, smiling*a personal favorite, new series "Somewhere In The Furry Fandom", "Somewhere At A Furcon" and "Castlemania".
Guaranteed to contain no content shamelessly ripped from furry-themed comics from the seventies and re-packaged in a new style in the sad hope that noone will remember the source material and bust me out for plagiarism! *cackles madly*
And in the meantime... *yawns* I gotta crash out. Work sucks...
Sorry I've been away so long.
My name is Ashley.
It's so nice to meet you.
If you're in need of more Malevolent Substance-abusing Gender-neutral Snowpersons, corpse-raping psychic psycho-bears, low-income murderous demon-penguins, horrific death of all things "Friendship is Overrated" and generally well-intentioned comedic endeavors then you've come to the right place.
However, if you have no sense of humour, piss and moan in journals that noone likes you, seriously think I'll bother to argue with your dumb ass over the internet, or incessantly obsess over an infant's animated program in a pathetic attempt to fit in with other socially-maladjusted mid-twenties children seeking an escape from the pressures of dealing with reality... Ugh... just ... go away. Please.
Coming this week, many things humourous, uplifting, insulting and morphenominal! The return of "My Little Prinny", "The Continuing Fate of Futajack"*sighs, smiling*a personal favorite, new series "Somewhere In The Furry Fandom", "Somewhere At A Furcon" and "Castlemania".
Guaranteed to contain no content shamelessly ripped from furry-themed comics from the seventies and re-packaged in a new style in the sad hope that noone will remember the source material and bust me out for plagiarism! *cackles madly*
And in the meantime... *yawns* I gotta crash out. Work sucks...
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Weeeeell... *spins her cane on it's pummel* In my case it was more akin to placing faith in someone, calling in several legal-aid favours for their aid and then later finding out they compared me to (functionally) the fucking devil behind my back... *sighs* Not that there's anything wrong with Lucifer, mind you. Seems a rather agreeable chap.
Though on the other hand, customer service IS a tremendous argument against the notion that "People are all basically good". *snickers* Sheezus, one day of minimum-wage shelving, stocking and step-and-fetching for the random morons of society and Ghandi would be ready to cuff someone up in the basement to cut on them later...
Though on the other hand, customer service IS a tremendous argument against the notion that "People are all basically good". *snickers* Sheezus, one day of minimum-wage shelving, stocking and step-and-fetching for the random morons of society and Ghandi would be ready to cuff someone up in the basement to cut on them later...
Depends on what "god" you're speaking of. Seems everyone's got a different take on the subject worldwide and not too many are open to the idea that they're all bickering over what amounts to an invisible friend... *snerks* To each their own I guess.
"I like your christ. He seems a good man. I just don't like your christians."
Go, Mahatma. You go, you skinny lil' wise man, you.
"I like your christ. He seems a good man. I just don't like your christians."
Go, Mahatma. You go, you skinny lil' wise man, you.
That's the thing. I don't think it should matter what you believe, so long as you believe in something. The reason why Christians fail is because they don't follow the founding principles which are to love your fellow people no matter who they are or what they do. Instead they twist the good teachings of a good man into an excuse to hate everyone or thing they don't know or can't understand. This is why I've grown away from Christian society for the most part, but still have faith in good people.
*snofts* Well... As I think I said to Jami just earlier today-
*ahem*
"Religion and spirituality... Religion is bad, always. Dogmatic practices followed for the sake of social normality have nothing to do with spiritual beliefs, which are generally a good thing. People need those. If people didn't have the hope that there was something more to life than all this, that death was truly the end... shit... most of them would just go fucknuts. People need that hope. And that's fine. Hope is healthy, even if it's a bit delusional. And if someone's spiritual beliefs make them a better person, get them to be more compassionate towards others, good for them. But that can NEVER be an excuse for treating others badly. It just can't. Justifying the victimization of another human being based purely on the idea that what amounts to your invisible friend saying so is what crazy people get locked up for, and rightly so."
*ahem*
"Religion and spirituality... Religion is bad, always. Dogmatic practices followed for the sake of social normality have nothing to do with spiritual beliefs, which are generally a good thing. People need those. If people didn't have the hope that there was something more to life than all this, that death was truly the end... shit... most of them would just go fucknuts. People need that hope. And that's fine. Hope is healthy, even if it's a bit delusional. And if someone's spiritual beliefs make them a better person, get them to be more compassionate towards others, good for them. But that can NEVER be an excuse for treating others badly. It just can't. Justifying the victimization of another human being based purely on the idea that what amounts to your invisible friend saying so is what crazy people get locked up for, and rightly so."
Furloughed? Never! I think I may be the only person that takes my task of eliminating stupidity one internet-obsessed fandom at a time so very seriously.
*re-reads - big eyes* Awwww... you're a sweetheart dwelling within the gruff exterior of badassitude! *beams* I always knew it!
But seriously, thank you love. That was very kind of you to say.
*re-reads - big eyes* Awwww... you're a sweetheart dwelling within the gruff exterior of badassitude! *beams* I always knew it!
But seriously, thank you love. That was very kind of you to say.
For just a sec there I thought you were going through Nathan Explosion's list of necessities on the Dethklok track "Murmaider" ...nice album. *nods approvingly*
From ev'rything I've seen on the internet it seems I'll never be short of the irritating little titmice which fuel my ambitions. *grand pose* So we ain't runnin' outta victims any time soon.
From ev'rything I've seen on the internet it seems I'll never be short of the irritating little titmice which fuel my ambitions. *grand pose* So we ain't runnin' outta victims any time soon.
*jimmies the pointy object from them fine boney bitses* Oh love, I don't think this one belongs to me. Back-stabbings only for divorce lawyers and conservatives. Woop, did I say that out loud? *cackles*
For the record, to stab for the 'Yote it's known by the wise to aim for the man-bits, as they are truly mastadonic and the easiest target to aim for, size by volume.
For the record, to stab for the 'Yote it's known by the wise to aim for the man-bits, as they are truly mastadonic and the easiest target to aim for, size by volume.
Hmmm... Well, as the reason I first began making the "My Little Prinny" series is still out there... and I doubt it will ever go, the whole "Friendship Is Magick" garbage is honestly just incidental. Though I've never really expanded on why that show in particular annoys me so much, reading between the lines... *snerks* it shouldn't be too hard for most to pick up on. Though for some reason, it seems noone ever does... *head tilts, shrugs*
Though those can indeed be annoying, I have to disagree if only on the timeline. It seems to me that the pussification of the modern male was first begun by...
The modern male! *snofts* Seems pretty simple to me. Seeking more effective means to get into women's pants, the sneakier of the species found what techniques could best beguile the other part of the species' more gullible and easily manipulated members into dropping trou and sausage-sliding. Like most good lies, over time I believe many got lost in them and, veeeeery gradually, over the decades, the more douchey of the males became ...well, just as douchey but in a slightly different direction...
*shrugs* What's there to say? Sex sells.
Though those can indeed be annoying, I have to disagree if only on the timeline. It seems to me that the pussification of the modern male was first begun by...
The modern male! *snofts* Seems pretty simple to me. Seeking more effective means to get into women's pants, the sneakier of the species found what techniques could best beguile the other part of the species' more gullible and easily manipulated members into dropping trou and sausage-sliding. Like most good lies, over time I believe many got lost in them and, veeeeery gradually, over the decades, the more douchey of the males became ...well, just as douchey but in a slightly different direction...
*shrugs* What's there to say? Sex sells.
Weeeeell... *scritches her neck* Outside of the sheer stupidity of the program, nope. I never have. AT first, I just really didn't feel like arguing about it with mid-twenties man-boys seeking acceptance so desperately their conclusions were forgone before the faux-word "bronie" was ever invented. But after a very few of the "My Little Prinny" were up, it became readily apparent that the majority of the show's detrators had roughly the same level of superficiality as the ones who obsess over it... *snekrs*
As for the rest of that... *thumbs up* good luck with that love. My only difficulty with modern feminism as a whole would be ...well, my only problem with most ideologies. Taking any outlook too far or too seriously generally causes one to lose sight of the bigger picture.
*head tilts* Though what any of that has to do with with Karl Marx or.... *re-reads* implied molestation by family members, you'll have to explain to me sometime.
For my money I'll always miss Carlin. Truly he was the total package.
As for the rest of that... *thumbs up* good luck with that love. My only difficulty with modern feminism as a whole would be ...well, my only problem with most ideologies. Taking any outlook too far or too seriously generally causes one to lose sight of the bigger picture.
*head tilts* Though what any of that has to do with with Karl Marx or.... *re-reads* implied molestation by family members, you'll have to explain to me sometime.
For my money I'll always miss Carlin. Truly he was the total package.
Either A the weasels from who frames roger rabbit, B the wolf from one of the early WB cartoons, or C and this is a long shot something done by that 60's cartoonist who helped inspire the creator of ren and stimpy who even did a mini thing about remembering his contribution to cartoons... he was a big unheard name.
Ooooooooohh... Okeedoke. Sorry, I was confused there. I'm not sure exactly where I was emotionally when I did this one- *head tilts* I know I wasn't terribly happy as houses- but I can't honestly say any specific style or artist cam to mind.
*chuckles* Though now that you've mentioned them, I miss the weasels from "Roger Rabbit", the greaser in particular... *purrs* He was rather suave in a 'machismo' kind of way... *titters*
*chuckles* Though now that you've mentioned them, I miss the weasels from "Roger Rabbit", the greaser in particular... *purrs* He was rather suave in a 'machismo' kind of way... *titters*
"Loki" dear? Hunh... don't think I've heard you mention this fine Norseman before. *smiles* Though that's one of those statements I think need to be above my entryway, bedroom door and possibly also used as a tramp stamp. I may just look into one or more of those idears...
*head tilts* It's awesome to be speaking with you again after all these years, love. It's been too long, you know. *pokes gently* We need to work on that.
*head tilts* It's awesome to be speaking with you again after all these years, love. It's been too long, you know. *pokes gently* We need to work on that.
I have missed you too.
Well... About the text on that pic... I myself don't really "HATE" anything. In other words it's too strong word for me to use on anything. Somehow that word bounced on my face like a skunk in heat... Wait... Where did that skunk bit come from? Well anyway... I have been raised in a family under Evangelical Lutheran Church beleafs , but I define myself more as an Agnostic atheist. And as you see from my typing... The point of that was that I might know what you mean by that.
And now for the info text. I wouldn't know about having unwanted attention because I have been quite well ignored around here. It's good to hear that you are keeping yourself active and have a job.
Well... About the text on that pic... I myself don't really "HATE" anything. In other words it's too strong word for me to use on anything. Somehow that word bounced on my face like a skunk in heat... Wait... Where did that skunk bit come from? Well anyway... I have been raised in a family under Evangelical Lutheran Church beleafs , but I define myself more as an Agnostic atheist. And as you see from my typing... The point of that was that I might know what you mean by that.
And now for the info text. I wouldn't know about having unwanted attention because I have been quite well ignored around here. It's good to hear that you are keeping yourself active and have a job.
It's good from my end of things to see you're still the same lovable affable soul, love. *hugs*
You know, I'm trying to reply to everyone, but going through these all... *head tilts* Noone has referred to the fact that I'm quoting a Manson song. Admittedly, I've altered the line to better suit my point, but still...
Oh, and also, I'd think you know me well enough to know how I also view the term "hate". *noses, smiling* It's a VERY heavyweight word which the kids of the internet seem to disgustingly over-use and mis-use as a synonym for everything from "disagree" to "jealousy". Though I do indeed have "Hate" in me... huge heaping violent amounts of it which poison my capacity for compassion at times... I don't ever really express it here. I believe I wrote a journal over this very subject explaining my p.o.v. last Transgender Day of Remembrance... *shrugs* But most people just glanced over that, so... *sighs* Yep.
You know, I'm trying to reply to everyone, but going through these all... *head tilts* Noone has referred to the fact that I'm quoting a Manson song. Admittedly, I've altered the line to better suit my point, but still...
Oh, and also, I'd think you know me well enough to know how I also view the term "hate". *noses, smiling* It's a VERY heavyweight word which the kids of the internet seem to disgustingly over-use and mis-use as a synonym for everything from "disagree" to "jealousy". Though I do indeed have "Hate" in me... huge heaping violent amounts of it which poison my capacity for compassion at times... I don't ever really express it here. I believe I wrote a journal over this very subject explaining my p.o.v. last Transgender Day of Remembrance... *shrugs* But most people just glanced over that, so... *sighs* Yep.
I LOVE that outfit and your 'sona, always have. Even more so, your sweet-as-sunshine to make-the-devil-shit-his-pants range of attitude.
On this piece in particular, what makes the idea of a "one true god" all the more stupefying is that when the 10 commandments were writ, they were NOT writ for everyone; only the Jewish tribes, nobody else.
"Thou shalt have no other gods before Me." RIGHT THERE, Yaweh acknowledges other gods exist. Not that He is THE god, but one of many, which means that all gods that have been are real.
Second, the commandment "Thou shalt not kill" is a mistranslation. The original was "thou shalt not murder", and specifically it referred to not murdering other Hebrews. This is important to know, since not only were the Jews basically traveling mercenaries, but Yaweh was TOTALLY cool with Jews killing other (impliedly unimportant) tribes.
In short, the idea of the One God is a load of shit.
Its almost as much a load of crap as the idea of the "Sanctity of Traditional Marriage", let alone hatred of those of alternative lifestyles. Dont EVEN. Get. Me. Started. Christians have no business getting into others' lives at all, let alone believing in bullshit that Jesus had NOTHING to say about. And that's not even talking about the whole idea of loving thy neighbor, which they seem to conveniently ignore. XU
On this piece in particular, what makes the idea of a "one true god" all the more stupefying is that when the 10 commandments were writ, they were NOT writ for everyone; only the Jewish tribes, nobody else.
"Thou shalt have no other gods before Me." RIGHT THERE, Yaweh acknowledges other gods exist. Not that He is THE god, but one of many, which means that all gods that have been are real.
Second, the commandment "Thou shalt not kill" is a mistranslation. The original was "thou shalt not murder", and specifically it referred to not murdering other Hebrews. This is important to know, since not only were the Jews basically traveling mercenaries, but Yaweh was TOTALLY cool with Jews killing other (impliedly unimportant) tribes.
In short, the idea of the One God is a load of shit.
Its almost as much a load of crap as the idea of the "Sanctity of Traditional Marriage", let alone hatred of those of alternative lifestyles. Dont EVEN. Get. Me. Started. Christians have no business getting into others' lives at all, let alone believing in bullshit that Jesus had NOTHING to say about. And that's not even talking about the whole idea of loving thy neighbor, which they seem to conveniently ignore. XU
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