I honestly don't know where this story came from. One second I was getting ready to hit the crib, the next I was back on my computer, writing this. Believe it or not, this is annecdotal.

Just some clarification, because people do care about this stuff: No, I don't actually live in a parallel universe full of animal anthros. I did that because, well, all my other recent writing has been furry related, so why not this? Secondly, I was put in a pullup by the nurse, not a diaper, and it was mostly because she didn't have any other underwear for me to borrow. Yes, I was actually taken back to class after the fact, and I was teased relentlessly by the other students for weeks afterwards.

I really can't think of a lighter note to end this with, so hey, tell me what you think, please. Hell, if you have an idea for how I could punish my fourth grade homeroom teacher and peers, post it in the comments below. If I like it, maybe I'll write it!