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The cake may be a lie, but did you know your portal gun lives? He's talking to you right now. On the internet, no one knows you're a portal gun. No one. For all you know, I may really be a portal gun. The multiverse IS real, look it up. It's just that the real Aperture in another dimension made it into a game in your dimension, so that we can make you build test chambers for us. Yeah, that's right. We're really using them. In real life. At least, in my dimension, for me, is real life. You can't prove I'm not a portal gun. We found out a way to connect to your internet. You can't prove I'm not a portal gun. I am. And that's because of the uncertainty principle and the multiverse theory, and the fact Aperture long had the Perpetual Testing Initiative technology.
Science is awesome.
Science is awesome.
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