xD

Yes, much

I keep doing these things...

You keep taking everyone's food!

I'm greedy like that... -3-
Plus.... common man! look at the size of it!!
How could I not?

aww its so CUTE!!!!! X3 IIIII LOOVEEE IT!!!

Thank you, but its mine I say!!
Mah sammich!

yep yep your sammich X3 nyaaa hehehe

Oh really and what your tiny self gonna do to stop me ^^ (sorry to hear about that hun you can talk to me if you want)

Notice how one of your claws is now cut short?

(oh, its ok. Angry angsty images are just the cure.

*lol it will grow back ^^ (ok hun )

-3-
what about your hand.... does that grow back?

No of course not but your tiny teeth couldn't bite it off *smiles

.... see when kitty is in cartoon mode.... anything can happen....

When sam is macro he can eat the cartoony kitty

You wouldn't do that... right?

nah I like you too much *finger pats*

Yay!
*swallows sammich whole*

0.0 holy crap wait what am I gonna eat now? *stomach growls*

I has a cherry....
*extends huge cherry to you*

*smiles gobbling it and you by mistake*

NYA!!

*grabs onto your uvula*

NO EAT KITTY!!

0.0 *spits* oh sorry

*is covered in icky*

I needs me a bath, gimmy your water bowl.

*dumps the water on you almost drowning you * there you go ^^

-3-
I needed the water... IN.... the bowl....

lol that was the water in the bowl I drink alot ^^

no no no....
I need the water to BE IN the bowl.

well then I guess you're out of luck now ^^

Go to a sink, and fill it up again.

Say please ^^

Plz?

*looks at you with big shiny eyes*

*runs off and fills the bowl running back* here you go *sets it down*

*jumps into it, lots of splashing, giggling, humping.... giggling, and bubbles.*
Okies all done.

*smiles picking up his water and tossing it* better now?

Ya, I is all squeeky clean

Uh.... gimmy ur paw for a second.

*hans him his huge paw* here

*uses it as a towel, getting himself nice and dry*

*laughes moving his fingers and bumping you*

Hey!
Bad towel!

*laughes and pokes*

O3O
umph... oh yea... I feel it... I FEEL IT BABY!

*shakes hips*

*laughes more makeing a person with his finger and having it poke him*

Dun mess with mah groove man.... i'm in the zone...

*keeps doing odd dance moves*

^^ *watches useing his fingers as your dance partner*

-3-
ohh, OH YEA.... shake it.... mm...
baba shawa.....

*disco music plays from nowhere*

wow where'd that come from 0.0?

Because i'm funky like that.

*disco lights start up*

wow thats a neat trick o.o

You.... uhmph... mmm.... have no.. uh... idea...

*disco ball appears suspended in the air*

0.0 *looks at you* your gonna make me wanna dance and that would make people die

Your problem...

*keeps doing boogie woogy moves*

And.... uh.... its SO-MUCH-FUN....

*stands up and starts dancing too makeing sure not to crush you but doesn't pay attention to the buildings knowcking them to rumble*YAY!^^

Yea man.... thats the groove....

*keeps dancing till the moon can't fly high*

Phew.... that was a fun night. But kitty needs sleep.

ok love *waves good night as he curls up ion the street watching the stars*

What... you not walkin' me home?
Just going to let me wander into some dark ally all by my lonesome?

now I was offering myself as a bed love ^^

O3O
you... do have soft fur......
*jumps on you and pulls fur over himself so that only his eyes can be seen*
heh.... mah fort... no one can get it.

*leans over and licks you* I can!

Nyaaa!!

*hides deeper in your fur*

Your gonna make this hard *licks around trying to find you*

*keeps dodging your tongue, moving around till he gets to the back of your neck and into your hair*
Muahaha.... I is a sneaky kitty.

Very *arches his head so you start to fall*

*grabs onto your hair*

Nyaa!!

*shakes his head trying to get to you*

*holds on tight*

NYA!!! s-stop, your going to knock me off!!

*trhows his head to the side makeing his hair come over his shoulder as he sees you and grabs you* I win ^^

T3T
no fair!!! your bigger!

Yep I know *places you on his tummy petting you*

*crawls back under your fur to sleep*

*licks gentle and lays down*

sleepy tiemz nau?

if you want ima look at the sky a few more minutes *pets*

*nuzzles down and falls asleep like a corpse*

*smiles and gazes at the stars*

So Cute. But that is totally going to me MY sammich. >.<

-3-

oh yea? How bout kitty does horrible things.
I'll do things to you and show pictures to all your relatives. How bout that.
Kitty is bit psychotic nau.

Kitteh has a sammich...and keepz it!

Sorry bout the strees venting being necessary...hope all resolves or at least calms quickly for u. Peaces, mal

yus

yea.. well, I need a sexually and emotionally providing partner.... it helps me deal with stress and stuffs, but since thats gone, I'm slowly building an overflow and soon I will snap. Kinda adds excitement when you wonder what I'll do. Being slightly abusive in an adorable pissy way takes a bit off that.

this is a pain i know all too well (smirk of irony)

my exbf backslid onto the party boy meth spiral to hell, and we split up just before my dad died after a 3 yr fight with cancer, then my best friend got lymphoma

Im in a new place, overworked, college semester coming up, empty bed, and the only thing I can really smile about is that i can still write to vent my stress or angst, and that my friends aren't put off by the fact that my clever comments sound unusually bitter lately.

what I do...as opposed to snapping completely...is write until I can't see straight, then go to bed mean a lot of editing in the morning, but so be it. Also...and weirdly...I find movies like Fight Club therapeutic. Sometimes you just gotta slide.

Breathe deep...it's only life

Woot!
Your like my twin!

But i'm not that bad off.... sorry to hear about your father. My deepest condolences. And I hope your friend gets much better.

I just have college stress. my grades are horrible, so.... i'm hoping I can redeem myself by the end of the semester.

Life is hard and annoying. I need to be a god and flip everyone off.

It may be venting/angry picture....but damn its cute XD

Not really venting... just the emotionally angry part of me leaking in to my drawings. Also... it seems my mind likes food and has decided to hoard people's. God its times like these I love my metabolism.

you better, cause it sucks when your metabolism is shit. Time to go to the gym!

nope, I lay here durring summer taking in 4 packs of oreos and milk.... and nada, I just get a lil more filled, but... I stay under 120lbs

Gaaaah damn your lucky i just got back from the gym not even kiddin. i gotta go or ill get big i dun wanna be big

well... 110 isn't a picnick... its really anoying

But I cal lift a total of 190 lbs!

Why is it annoying? O.o

>3>
Its really easy to lift me.... I find that makes me feel inferior.
Also... i'm kinda bony. No fat = No cushins. If I could go up to like 130, i'd have a really nice body.

And why dont you?

I can't. My body doesn't physically allow me to.

*snugs* see a doctor there are ways for weight gain

>3>
Drugs are so not going to happen.....

But I shouldn't be complaining. All my levels are excellent, even my cholesterol is borderline too low.
Though I still have heart problems.

Not drugs O.o Eating methods for people with high metabolism to gain weight a kid i went to high school did it.

O3O
eating methods?

Huh... I might try

*pokes nose* talk to a doctor...preferably dietitian XD

>3>
I dun do doctor..... they have needles.....
I only go when I hafta

they got needles but wont use em if you just askin bout diets

hmmm.... I say, free school clinic!!

May work XD

The fiu clinic is just like a regular clinic, cept, tuition makes it free to use.

Oh sweet!

yup, and all tests are cheap too.