Hot.

-pirate thrust-

Athank you, darling. I do it all for you.

;__; the charming-est pirate ever. what are you looking at with such a smug expression? :3

I'm probably imagining how amazingly nice I am to you. You know how I am. A veritable maelstrom of kindness.

TO YOU.

Captain ;i'm too nice to blondie'.



Now sail away with me forever.

i'll bring the rum.


it's a deal ♥

keep that up an I'll be wishin' I were yer wench! ;)

kewl capt'n! * drives a tanker full of rum*

So, Jack... I was meaning to ask something. And by Jack, I mean the person behind Jack, not the real one. Are you, like betelguese, one of the guys who's job it is to dress up as a movie character for Universal Studios (I guess that's what it is? I dunno XD; ), or just a random cosplayer? Sorry if that's too much of a stupid, or insulting, question... I've just been curious to know. If you've got a job doing it like BJ, that's awesome, and if you're a cosplayer that's also awesome for having such an accurate outfit.

Still though, I love the outfit :) Pirates are awesome.

Yes, the Captain and I are... like minded individuals, savvy?

YEAH I'M STEALING YOUR CATCH PHRASE


HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, CAPN?

-hits appropriately-

I think this is definitely one of your better photos. Full length shot with good lighting and in an appropriate scene. :)

Oh, in case you didn't know about it, there's a Pirate Faire up here in Salem, MA every year, sorta like a Renaissance Faire except devoted to Pirates. It's held on and around the docks area and they have some real tall-sail ships there. http://www.pastimes1.com/pirate.html

Quite debonair, I must say, cap'n, and you shall only get one bit of criticism from me.

And that's that your tricorne has seen more wear than the rest of your attire. You must go out and get yourself into some pirate-flavoured shenanigans! Must!

are you a stripper?

We already talked about this.

Hey pirates like beaches... To bury their booty.... Oh I mean treasure... *snickers* Nice pic my dear captain!

Gorgeous picture, my dear captain!

How gorgeous?



Gorgeous enough for...a hug? And a spot of rum.

Both, good sir, both.

*Hugs, and presents a bottle of rum, finely aged*

Athank you, lass...just make sure the monochromatic corpse  betelguese doesn't get any.

*Small salute* Aye, my dear Captain.

LOL =) You guys are priceless!

oh yeah, make another movie! you're great in all of them and i wanna see more:P

hehe, drunk again, captn'

i take it back he does look like a better Capt' Jack then i first thought, when given half a chance. please accept my apologies. as a fellow fan of the greatest Capt' ever to stumble about in a drunkin' haze on the big screen, you must understand what over critical drunkn' asses we can be.