Agent Zodiac, the world's most bodacious giant otter, is on the scene again. One of the benefits of being a titanic mercenary ordered to wreak havoc on shipping, devour sailors, and crack boats open on her adorable tummy is that it pays really damn good. Here she is modeling for a photoshoot in a stadium rented out for the occasion, giving everyone a glimpse of her bleach-white teeth and showing the world why otters are the masters of the :3 face, snug and resplendent in a tight jumpsuit that cost more than your house.
Those are full-size gold bars tumbling through her fingers, by the way. When Zodiac makes it rain, you hide under a doorway.
The question remains: who is this picture for? Does she sell these for fifty bucks a pop from her blog? Is this a publicity poster she's paid to have put up on bus stops and mall bulletins, just to remind everyone how heavy her bank account is? Or are you the lucky fan who has the original on display at home and got to watch the modeling session?
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Commissioned from
blondevelvet at Anthrocon 2013. As always, she gets my full endorsement. And as you can see, and I just learned this commission she's really good at putting super-flashy signatures on things!
Those are full-size gold bars tumbling through her fingers, by the way. When Zodiac makes it rain, you hide under a doorway.
The question remains: who is this picture for? Does she sell these for fifty bucks a pop from her blog? Is this a publicity poster she's paid to have put up on bus stops and mall bulletins, just to remind everyone how heavy her bank account is? Or are you the lucky fan who has the original on display at home and got to watch the modeling session?
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Commissioned from
blondevelvet at Anthrocon 2013. As always, she gets my full endorsement. And as you can see, and I just learned this commission she's really good at putting super-flashy signatures on things!
Category All / Macro / Micro
Species Otter
Size 982 x 1280px
File Size 802.1 kB
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They damn well should be. Otters are neat!
I tried to set her up as a subversion. She's an aquatic macro who does the rampage-and-devour thing all the time, but when she's off-duty she's cheerful and gentle because she thinks killing a small person is still murder when it's not part of the job.
Glad you get it!
I tried to set her up as a subversion. She's an aquatic macro who does the rampage-and-devour thing all the time, but when she's off-duty she's cheerful and gentle because she thinks killing a small person is still murder when it's not part of the job.
Glad you get it!
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