The Changeling Queen Has Got a Gun

Hooooo - It was homecoming night at my Hive school.
Hooooo - Everypony was there, it was totally cool.
Hooooo - I was real excited, I almost wet my tail.
Hooooo - 'Cause my best friend Chrissi was the Changeling Queen!

She looked so pretty in black chiffon, chiffon.
Riding the float with her crown on, crown on.
Holding this humongous bouquet in her hoof, bouquet.
She looked straight out of Celestialand!

You know, like the Woona ride, I mean definitely an E ticket, E ticket!
The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked, was stoked.
I mean it was like the whole Hive was totally coked or something.
The band was playing EverBlackAndGreen.
And all of a sudden somebody screamed!

Look out! The Changeling queen's got a gun!

{Refrain}
Everypony run, the Changeling queen's got a gun
Everypony run, the Changeling queen's has got a gun

Chrissi's smiling and waving her gun.
Picking off changeling cheerleaders one by one.
Oh Buffie's pompom just blew to bits.
Oh no, Mitzie's head just did the splits.
Celestia, my best friend's on a shooting spree.
Stop it, Chrissi, you're embarrassing me!
How could you do what you just did?
Are you having a really bad period?

{Refrain}
Everypony run, the Changeling queen's got a gun.
Everypony run, the Changeling queen's has got a gun.

{Refrain}
Stop Chrissi, you're making a mess.
Powder burns all over your dress.

An hour later the Royal Guard arrived.
By then the entire glee club had died, no big loss.
You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop her.
Celestia, The Royal guard, even the Mane Six to stop her!

"Throw down your gun and crown and come out of the float"
Chrissi didn't listen to what the royal guard said.

She aimed and fired and now the math teacher's dead!
Oh it's really sad but kind of a relief.
I mean, we had this big test coming up next week.

{Refrain}
Everypony run, the Changeling queen's got a gun.
Everypony run, the Changeling queen's has got a gun.

{Refrain}
Chrissi has wasted half of the Hive!
The rest wonder if they will survive!

The royal guard fired a warning shot that blew her off the float.
I tried to scream "duck" but it stuck in my throat.
She hit the ground and did a flip, it was real acrobatic.
But I was crying so hard I couldn't work my Ponymatic.
I ran down to Chrissi, I had to find out.
What made her do it, why'd she freak out.
I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear.
I knew then the end was near.

So I ran down and I said, in her good ear, "Chrissi, why'd you do it?"

She raised her head, smiled, and said "I - I did it for Trixie."

Trixie? Well like who's Trixie? Answer me, Chrissi, who's Trixie?

Does anybody here know Trixie? Are you Trixie?

There was one pony named Trixie but she was a total freak, she always talked about herself in the third person.

Answer me, Chrissi, who's Trixie?

Oh Celestia this is like that movie Citizen Neighn you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled?

But we'll never know who Trixie was because like she's dead!

{Refrain}
Everypony run, the Changeling Queen's got a gun!
Everypony run, the Changeling Queen's has got a gun!

Everypony run, the Changeling Queen's got a gun!
Everybody run, one shot and you are done!
Everybody run, lets see how much speed you got!
Everybody run, or you might get it in the plot!

Apologies to MLP: FIM, Hasbro and Julie Brown.