XD i love this :3
The funny thing is though I was playing Cookie Clicker at the time lol

Keep up the good work :D

Good! The only suggestion I'll make, and this is just my opinion, mind you, is to not put parts in where the protagonist looks in a mirror and then start physically describing them; I think that's an awful cliche. You're a third person narrator, you can just describe him!

One thing that I think you did really well was give action to his physical description. Rather than just telling us about his tail, he knocked stuff over with it, and then you briefly touched on it. Any time you can incorporate some kind of action to something rather than just describing it, you're already saying 10 times as much to the audience than if you were just going to explain something.

Molly captivated my attention there at the end with her mention of "Dig-Dug". Del best watch his comments or she'll be be calling him "Pooka" before long, or busted if she becomes too enthusiastic.

Quite the fun read this is, Ranzer. It is a marvelous introduction to your retinue of characters, and your descriptions are easily understandable, which I find always a boon. Bravo!