Shitty attempt at realism. VERY shitty. Sibrand from Assassin's Creed. He gets no love what. so. ever.
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I read that much in the guide and if there's one thing I'm not in AC, it's crafty or fast or even stealthy XD
Seriously. I faceplant the floor, building, stalls...(I killed people by falling on a stall)
And I seem to be a Templar-magnet. I can be trying to be sneaky and all of a sudden I'll hear Angry French Noises and spy a Templar doing his Angry Dance. I found two once by running away from a bunch of angry guards.
Basically I am the worst assassin ever XD
Seriously. I faceplant the floor, building, stalls...(I killed people by falling on a stall)
And I seem to be a Templar-magnet. I can be trying to be sneaky and all of a sudden I'll hear Angry French Noises and spy a Templar doing his Angry Dance. I found two once by running away from a bunch of angry guards.
Basically I am the worst assassin ever XD
xD They're sneaky devils. I've found that until the end of the game, the "lesser" soldiers will stay back and let you and Mr. Templar fight until one of you dies. Sibrand is by far the most frustrating. On the third time playing through the game, I simply pole-hopped throughout the port, climbed up the side of the boat and WHAM. Sibrand was taken out quicker than you could say "Holy crap this coffee tastes like rotting rubber cement taken fresh from the garbage disposal on a hot summer's day in Alaska with a cherry on top."
He went down THAT fast.
He went down THAT fast.
D: Pissing off soldiers is my job xD I tackle them whenever I see them! They're always surprised too. >_> They have very sexy legs.
Pole-hopping is freakin' hard. It's all about where the camera is pointed. Point the camera towards the pole you're searchin to jump to and jump.
Pole-hopping is freakin' hard. It's all about where the camera is pointed. Point the camera towards the pole you're searchin to jump to and jump.
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