monkmiroku adjusted his cuffs and set his suitcase down on the area of the city that theoretically would cause the least amount of damage to his client's userbase. He straightened his tie, gently pressed his toes into the skyline, and crouched down with a practiced, cosmic air of authority. The tallest building barely came up to his ankles, and it only remained standing because of the sheer amount of practice the colossal lapine had in this sort of situation.

"Hi.", he boomed, car alarms cacophoniously cascading away from him in a ring.

"I'm here to acquire your business, and I won't take no for an answer."

When the echoes finally died down, the glass stopped tinkling to the pavement, and the CEO got his hearing back, papers were swiftly signed, notarized, and dated appropriately. Stretching back up above the clouds, Conejito adjusted his tie and smiled approvingly.

"Pleasure doing business with ya." He twisted on his toe, shearing a spiral pattern in the shattered skyline, and happily thundered away.