about a month after departing boot camp, my boot desided to split right dow the sole. i limped the boot along for almost 2 years as it seemed to do a descent enough job. it was always a joke with my shipmates that my boots "hungered" and i would occasionally lift up my foot and shout "OMN NOM NOM".

i have been under a metric butt ton of stress with my impending move to San Diego, to the point i have practically sealed myself off from the outside world. i decided to do this to give me a reason to laugh, a commodity that has been in short supply the last few weeks.