James and the Giant Peach - Miss Spider

Anonymous asked:
"What's the deal with you and Miss Spider?"
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Miss Spider: Oh, you have started one of these--? Yes, for the campaign. I am sure it will only be used for those purposes, correct, Commodore?

...ugh, Playboy? Centipede. I am embarrassed for you. Please take James away so that he will not witness your terrible taste.

Thank you.

To answer the question--though I do not comprehend how it pertains to politics--Centipede and I were recently lovers, although we are now friends. We were just too different. I love dark theaters, he loves raucous boxing matches. I read Baudelaire, Verlaine, Rimbaud, Lovecraft; he will not even touch Poe but devours Elmore Leonard novels. He wanted to keep his head, I wanted to chew it off...the usual star-crossed story.

We are better off as friends, truly. The conversation is so much better this way.
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