'Cause me speak wid wan Jamaican accent dem a put me thrugh bodderation,

Exclaiming, "Hello, Hello...? I believewehave a bad connection!"

We can't hear you, why you talking so loud?"

Me ansa dem, "I so me tawk...I am Jamaican and proud!"

Me cyan speakey-spokey likedebess a dem, A wey dem gewinon wid? Mos a dem hail from cunchie Glen,

Me speak de Queen's english 'cause Jamaica wuz unda British rule, A who dem a tawk to? Dem tink me izza fool?

Me iz hip to dem games an dem no class antics,

but me nah cyall dem fi fraternize ar fi be wan romantic,

Juss handle mi business an no mek mi haffi cyall mochomania dung, 'cause when mi finish mi a go tek uno hall dung to China Town.