James and the Giant Peach - Mr. Centipede and Mr. Grasshopper

Anonymous asked:
"This is the only question that matters. Batman or Wolverine?"

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Centipede: "What kind of a bullshit question is this?"
Grasshopper: "Yes, I must admit to finding myself quite confused over this particular question. Why, what do they mean by-?"
Centipede: "I mean, are you serious? How ya gonna ask about chumps like them?! Batman? Wolverine? Those mother fuckers ain’t got nothin’ on the likes o’ Spiderman n’ the Blue Beetle! Get this shit outta my face!"
Grasshopper: "…"
Centipede: "…What?"
Grasshopper: "What in Lord’s name are you blathering on about?"
Centipede: "Er…nothin’."

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