Sue you, why on Earth would I ever do that. Not only is it a pretty good pun, but this is a bear dude I would love to have at my back, in any fight you care to mention. He's muscular, ruggedly handsome, and from the looks of things, he really knows how to put that sword to good use. We may not have Tarzan or Conan anymore, but I think we still need the archetype to live on, in collective mythology.