*steals your shirt while you're occupied* <.<

Hey! I saw that! Come back here! I'll bite your kneecaps off!

That's not incentive to come back at ALL! XD Now, if it was come back and take the REST of the outfit too... XD

Do whatever you have to do for whatever reason you do it. I just want a bite of those tasty kneecaps.

HEY, just cuz they taste like chocolate doesn't mean you can go all bitey on me. X3 Now, if you wanna lick, instead... XP

What if I do one, and then the other?

Then you'll see first-hand how it looks when anime critters kick things into the atmosphere. X3

But I don't have legs. How am I supposed to kick you into the atmosphere?

You won't, I'd be kicking your head up there. XD Be like, that's a BAD skunk! *punt* And then your body is still right there, just... THERE. For anything evil I could think of.

That sounds fun. Let's do that.

Ok. X3

Okay seriously AWESOME

*Scritches the fur over your neck stump* <3

... You kinky bastard.

I just think its funny that the stump has fur all over it. :3

Well otherwise it would be all gross and throat-y.

Thats a good point <3

Your wardrobe is awesome, man ^^

I wish... I'm currently wearing a 'Seniors Rock' or whatever shirt from my high school days. And it's from a graduating class I wasn't even in. It was free though, so I ain't complaining.

... Stolen is still considered free, right?

XD As long as you don't pay for it, it's free

Stolen and re-stolen. <3

Watch out though, shrinks in the washing machine.

*Looks at Stank's head then Body. She turns his head away from his body and steals it for various reasons* :3

Well now I know which part of me she really loves the most...

Well lets just say most women would love a man that can't talk back to them ;P

Now you don't have to have a couple ribs removed to...
Wait...did -I- come up with that perverted thought?!
Yes. I was going to comment on the clothing and its bizarre awesomeness, but someone beat me to it, leaving me no choice but to make a perverted joke about what you can do with a dislodged head.

What? Play soccer? Stick it under my shirt and make myself look fat? Contact juggle?

Oh... I get it now... That's sick Humbug, just sick! Why would I even want to do that? I mean, really? What kind of sick person would even THINK of such a crude, perverted idea? Sticking my head up my own ass... That's just wrong.

I know plenty of people who do that. Usually it's not intentionally, though. Jeez! Sicko.

How indeed?

WAKKA WAKKA!

Lol, I want a fuzzy neck nub

Uhm... Okay, let me go find my axe... and my glue... and my faux fur... and my blood tarp.

Why do you have all these things o___o

Ooo, that's not all! You should see all the other cool things I have! Like a bronze spaghetti strainer, a lava lamp with real lava inside, three rubber chickens, the original copy of Carrot Top's first stand-up routine, a diet coke, a lollipop tree (like a shoe tree, but with lollipops...), a shoe tree, a shoe tree made out of lollipops, a GameBoy Color with a broken screen that only shows things in black and white, and multiple print outs of every conversation we've ever had with little hearts and arrows drawn on the sides. Oddly enough I didn't draw those there...

You have such nice things. :3

Hey wait a second...thats not right at all >:c I put flowers on those messages too...

Oh that's what those were! I thought they were just really deformed hearts, like the hearts of platypi or something...

D: you've found my weakness!! I can't draw flowers T_T

LOL thats funny XD
well i like to help ppl so... *Picks up your head and give it to your body* ^^ there u go.

*is confused... and then punts his head* AHHH! I blame you for this~

what? why? ^^ i was helping you ^^

He doesn't look happy to see you at all. You better apologize or something, he's got the clear advantage here!

He may have a clear advantage, but I still have the teeth!

Then hurry up and bite him on the big toe!

*steals your head while you're occupied*