Starscream: O Great and Mighty Megatron, what are we doing in such a gaudy fleshling hovel?

Megatron: Because, you worthless bucket of bolts, mastering this slot machine will grant us the key necessary to harnessing enough energy to conquer Cybertron! *the slot machine gets two 7s and a bar* Blast! Another failure. Soundwave, bring me another bucket of these fleshlings' quarters.

Soundwave: As you command, Megatron...*walks off to the vending machine*

Starscream: This is a complete misuse of my talents as a Decepticon! The autobots would've been scrap metal by now if I were in command! *punches a slot machine and activates the jackpot* Megatron, look! I've won!

Megatron: Oh, no you don't, Starscream! You'll be handing over that pile of quarters to me before I rip out your optic receptors!

*Struggles with Starscream*
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...Oy. Megatron's got a real gambling problem.