Heehaw ^-^ *hic*

As the hour grew late, my date whispered to me in an ear already grown a little taller and hairier, "Will you knock it off? You're making an ass of yourself!" When I kept on, she stormed out, leaving me to make my way home alone.

Little did I know that it was already too late. I had already made an ass of myself. It just took a little time for the appearance to match the behavior.