Well, this is embarassing. You know how when you're chatting to someone online, they tell you about themselves and then when you meet them, you find out they look nothing like they said? Yeah,  Sabrewing and  QuantumDot have been telling each other porkies. Possibly porking too, but that's a whole diffent submission rating.

Also, that's perfectly legitimate clothing for public meetings when you look like that, even if Quantum has apparently stowed his hand luggage safely away in his underhead compartment.

Art by  bgn as a gift for  Sabrewing and  QuantumDot