Normally, I like to write an an enticing and exciting blurb down in this space. I hate it when writers are so self-deprecating about their own stories, like they literally say, "This story is horrible, don't read it."

I'm serious. Why do writers do that? Like, I was intrigued enough by the title and thumbnail to click through, but then I just end up saying, "Uh... okay, I don't want to read something horrible," and then go do something else.

It's tempting to jump on the bandwagon, but I'm not going to.

This story is awesome. Read it.

Open to interpretation, as are all of my flash fictions.