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Here's something I started a long time ago when my friend 
takinoue made several cute little icons for the Cuddlebutts company to use...
Which you can see above =3
So I started working on a story involving them... and decided to FINALLY introduce you to some of the minds behind the company that employ Petie & Jules to shake their padded bottoms on tv.
So enjoy this look into the company and the introduction of its CEO and her Daughter... who will play more roles later I assure you <w<
Oh and it's 15 pages <,< just warning you in case you expect a quick read.
Anyway please enjoy, fav & comment, and have a great day! =D
Characters & Story Owned by me
Pictures made by Takinoue
Pokémon not owned by either of us
The Cuddlebutts company, makers on the Cuddlebutts Diaper brand as well as several other baby supplies… and Petie & Jules’s current employers. Petie could still remember when he’d been scouted by pure accident for the commercials by a small one person studio. It was a simple set up… since they made the commercials on a shoestring budget compared to other studios (what with them not needing to hire baby handlers, toddler proof sets, and dance through legal issues constantly) they made a positively beautiful salary and had ended up creating something cute enough to put the Cuddlebutts Brand on the map… all at the cost of his and Jules’s dignity.
The company’s downtown office was where the two boys, accompanied by Rose as their escort, were heading as of the moment. They’d been there several times ever since they’d signed that product testing agreement to earn extra cash so this wasn’t anything too different for them… the only confusing thing had been the call they received mentioned the boss of the company wanting to see them. In all the times they’d been there they’d never actually met the mysterious CEO running the place, only the managers and product developers who worked under her.
“What do you think she’s like?”
“Why do you think it’s a she Jules?”
“Cause! It’d be weird if a guy was running a diaper company!”
“True…”
“Unless he’s like you and needs themPetie~”
“Hey!”
“Just teasing~”
“Okay boys! Here we are! Cuddlebutts HQ and cute baby central!”
Looking up at Rose’s exclamation the two tiny teens found themselves looking up at the mixture of office building and factory that was the Cuddlebutts building as the kangaskhan led her little brother and surrogate little brother by the hands through the main entrance into the familiar lobby. It was plain and simple with only the “Cuddlebutts” title behind the main desk letting you know what the place made. The gloom secretary sitting at the desk smiled to them “Ah! Our little stars! We’ve been expecting you, I’ll page Ms. Acionna to let her know you’ve arrived.” She said as Rose smiled, about to thank her, before a chipper voice cut in suddenly.
“No need Bonnie~”
“Oh… hello Diana.”
The gloom said in a flat annoyed tone of voice as a strange character seemed to pop up out of nowhere next to the trio. She giggled as Petie, Jules, and Rose looked at her in confusion. She was a shiny mew girl… a really pretty one with nice curves and an attractive figure to match a pretty face and shiny shoulder length blond hair. She looked about 19 or so and was dressed semi-professionally in a plain black dress and unbuttoned coat top… with a little black bow positioned next to her left ear. She was carrying a incredibly large baby bag and was pushing a large and unbelievably complex looking three seated stroller.
“Um…” Rose started before being cut off again by Petie and Jules being telekinetically lifted into the air and plopped in the right and left seats of the stroller, squealing in surprise the whole way. ”Don’t worry~” the mew said in a whimsical sing-song voice “I’m just here to take them to the boss~ Also known as the CEO~ Also known as my mom~” she said cheerfully and before Rose or anyone else could argue she hopped over the desk and ducked under it… much to the annoyance of the gloom.
There was an awkward moment as Rose stared where the mew had vanished, Petie & Jules squirmed in the stroller, and Bonnie just looked up as if this was a frustrating normal occurrence. All of this was punctuated by the sound of rustling and plastic crinkling. Finally the sound stopped as a new shiny mew popped up. She had the same blond hair and black bow, now adorably large on her head, but she was two years old or less and an adorable little toddler. She was dressed in a short back dress showing off her pink cuddlebutts girls diaper and finished it off with a black bow on her long tail.
“Wets gooooooooo~” she squeaked in a toddlerish version of Diana’s voice as she floated right into the middle seat of the stroller and grabbed what looked like a toy steering wheel as she pressed a big, rounded button. Suddenly there was a motor sound from the stroller making Petie & Jules squeale in surprise as it took off like a go-kart. It zipped off down the hall at a good clip with the little mew girl squealing happily and giggling the whole way. Leaving a confused Rose alone with the gloom.
“… what the heck just happened?”
“That was Diana, the bosses daughter and assistant.”
“… turned into a toddler and kidnapped my baby brothers Mario Kart style!?”
“They’re fine. She a pain in the neck but she won’t hurt them, she’s just taking them to her mom’s office.”
“… this kind of thing happen often around here?”
“Depressingly often.”
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“Du yu wike my wide~?”
“Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!”
“Wheeeeeeeeeee!!”
“I see yu du! I got dis fwom our newest em… em… empwoyee!”
“W-what? W-who’s t-that!?”
“Yu knu her teddy! She’s da fun wotom giwl!”
“JENNY WORKS FOR YOU!?”
“Dats her name~ Uh oh~ Hold on tu yur diapees!!”
SCHREEEECH
Somehow the stroller managed to stop on a dime, nearly throwing Petie and Jules out if the safety harnesses hadn’t been so well made, in front of an elevator. Not bothering to give her passengers/hostages time to recover the little mew glowed as she psychically pushed the button and performed a complicated driving move to get the stroller into the elevator backwards when it opened. Using her powers to press the button for the top floor she giggled and kicked her feet lightly as the elevator started moving, Petie and Jules both groaning as they realized the choice of elevator music was the Cuddlebutts jingle.
They sat there in relative silence, the boys both still too shocked and dazed to say anything, till the elevator arrived and the stroller shot forward again dodging around people, who barely reacted past looks of annoyance making both boys wonder how often things like this happened here. Once again the stroller jerked to a sudden stop outside a set of large double doors as Diana pushed one of them open with telekinesis and zoomed the stroller inside before it could shut pulling into a perfect stop in an incredibly large but relatively plain office.
“I need to get this to research and development by 4… how’d I miss filling THIS one out… I’ll need to get that new shipment ready by the end of the week… oh how does this stuff always pile up!?”
The voice talking was a woman’s… but deep and brassy with power to it tinted with sweetness… and at the moment panic. After a moment of confusion the boys realized the voice was coming from the huge desk in front of them covered in equally huge stacks of papers hiding whoever was talking as they could hear the scratching sound of a pin signing form after form to go with the mumbling. They sat there in silence for a moment as Diana fiddled with the controls, probably putting the stroller into park, before floating out and cheering in a loud, squeaky voice.
“Mooooooomieeeeee! Dey’re heeeeeeeeeeeere!!”
There was a call of surprise as several papers tumbled over off the desk revealing the mysterious lady as she stood up… and easily towered over them. Petie and Jules stared slack jawed at the huge lugia lady that stood behind the desk, her long neck easily giving her an extra two to three feet in height… and her hips doing the same for her width. The lady had a distinctive pear shape to her with a modest (impressive on any lady smaller) chest and huge hips that swayed as she hurried from behind the desk to kneel down in front of them. Letting the boys see she had a soft motherly face with long eyelashes and oddly thick lips as she gave them a beaming smile.
“Petie! Jules! Oh it’s so wonderful to finally meet you!” her deep voice managed to trill with excitement as large but nimble fingers unbuckled the safety harness and scooped them up. One boy fitting in her palm as easily as if they were newborns as she carried them over to a plush couch next to a table, Diana giggling as the toddler floated after them. Once settled onto the couch, easily taking up most of it, the lugia sat then on thick soft cushions set on the solid table… apparently for exactly that purpose. Seeing as both boys were still too stunned to speak she kept talking.
“I’m Danu Acionna, C.E.O. and founder of the Cuddlebutts company.” She said before gently cuddling the little mew who’d settled onto her lap “And this is my assistant and adopted daughter Diana…” the mew giggled before blinking in confusion as Danu gave her a sweet but stern smile “Who’d promised to try and stay her actual age today and NOT play with the stroller.” she said as Diana blushed and wrung her tail a little before giving a puppy dog look and saying “Sowwie Mommy?” as she gave the cutest smile she could.
“Sowwie isn’t enough this time young lady, now go change into something NOT in our product line…” she pokes the little mew’s diaper making it crinkle “And bring the presentation for our guests to see please.” The lugia finished as a pouting Diana folded her arms like a stubborn toddler but reluctantly floated into the air and out the door, opening and shutting it with her powers, leaving the boys along with Danu as the lugia lady chuckled softly.
Looking at her up close now that the initial shock had sort of worn off the boys noticed her plush, pear shaped form was wrapped in an obviously tailor made business suit with a black dress that hugged her hips (probably anything would hug her hips considering how big they were), a pink button-up shirt, a black suit coat, and apparently just for fun a pink scarf tied around her long neck ascot style. The simple professionalism of the outfit contrasted to the overfriendly sweetness the large, plump, large handed lugia seemed to exude as she giggled and started talking.
“I hope she didn’t scare you too badly, she’s my precious little girl and harmless…. She’s just a bit playful at times. She also isn’t fond of having responsibilities… hence the whole toddler thing.” Danu explained, giggling and smiling fondly like any mother did when they described quirks they’re children had that they found cute “She’ll be back in a few minutes… till then~” she smiled down at them with a look both recognized from past experiences… she was about to start cooing and gushing over them like they were real toddlers.
“You two are just soooooo cute! You don’t know how much I owe you for helping my company but with cute little faces and bottoms like yours you were BORN to be adorable so that’s no surprise~ Ooooooh I could just cuddle you two soooooooo much! You two look like real toddlers even WITHOUT costumes! Do you need anything? Any snacks or drinks? Please, tell me about yourselves~ I’d love to get to know my little stars better~” she cooed to the blushing due as they blushed and tried to find some way to respond to Danu’s sheer, overbearing presence.
At the moment though being embarrassed out of their minds was response enough.
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“Hey Mr. Glacian! Fancy meeting you here!”
“Ah, hello there Rose, good to see you again. Are Petie and Jules here to test the new products?”
“Nope! They’re meeting your boss right now actually.”
“Aah, that should be interesting for them. I was wondering when she’d finally get around to seeing them.”
Rose had been talked into just waiting for the boys to return and had decided to go to one of the break rooms she knew about to kill time… at least before she decided to go hunting her little brothers down to make sure they were alright. You had to time making a scene in public for maximum effect after all. When she’d walked in she’d bumped right into her old friend, the mamoswine head of product development Mr. Glacian. Unfortunately he didn’t have his cute little daughter Eve with him but it was still nice to run into him to catch up on news… and maybe find out what was going on.
The two had ended up in the break room as Rose looked around. It had tables, a microwave, coffee machine, and vending machines… also some pictures of what looked like random baby products, at least as far as Rose was concerned. “So then…” she said as she watched Mr. Glacian poor himself a cup of coffee “What this meeting about? And who’s this mysterious boss of yours? This one of those “We never get to see the faces of them” kinda things?” she asked as Mr. Glacian looked at her like she’d lost her mind… then remembered this was Rose and just shrugged it off.
“Well I wouldn’t want to spoil what she’s meeting them over so you’ll have to wait on that. As for who she is…” he took a deep sip of his coffee “We’ll get the normal bits out of the way. Her name is Danu Acionna, she’s from a very rich family, and she’s a lugia.” He said, letting that sink in for a moment. He wasn’t sure if he was disappointed or not when the biggest reaction he got from Rose was her tilting her head and asking “Being a legendary qualifies as normal?” before giggling and grinning “I’m guessing this is the kind of lady I could relate to huh?”
“Hmmmm… if you mean “Charmingly Unusual”… then yes.”
“Funny, most people just say I’m nuts.” Rose said with a giggle making Mr. Glacian look away a little and refrain from commenting for a moment. Drinking the last of his coffee he looked back to Rose “Anyway as I was saying… I’ve known Danu for a very long time. I started working for her several years ago back when she tried to open her first company.” He said, sounding slightly wistfully as Rose tilted her head and asked the obvious question.
“Her first company? That doesn’t sound reassuring…”
“It isn’t supposed to, just between you and me Danu is a wonderful boss and people person… as far as a business owner and company runner goes though? She leaves a lot to be desired…” he said scratching the back of his neck awkwardly “Most of this she told me over time so don’t repeat it to anybody but apparently her family is old money… and by old money I mean she’s the sole heir to a HUGE fortune that she didn’t have a clue what to do with. So she decided she’d start a company and make it something for babies and toddlers since she always loved them and had wanted to be a mother.”
“… I’m guessing it didn’t go well?” Rose asked, looking at the older mon. He just pointed a thumb over his shoulder at a framed picture on the wall showing what looked like a baby food magazine ad “She hired me and several other mon to help create her baby food company… and it lasted about a year or so before she led it right down the tubes in ways I won’t bore you with. Not to be deterred she hired us back for her next company…” he pointed to another frame, this one with a magazine spread for toys in it “And that one lasted about three years.”
“Let me guess, she tried baby clothes next?”
“Actually she went back to the baby food idea after that.” He said chuckling “By then she had a loyal staff that knew how to work with her… meaning we let her deal with ideas and do what she’s best at which is win people over and care about them… while we handled everything else.” He let there be a moment of silence “This one lasted three years also but only due to the sheer amount of regulations put down on baby food. After that Danu was beside herself… so it ended up falling to us to figure out something so we could keep being employed.”
“Is working for her that good?”
“You’d better believe it, you should see the bonuses and benefits we get. Anyway as I was saying we were researching some new industry she might be able to go into when we found a failing diaper company and production plant right here in the city. Still with the machines and everything.” He explained before motioning around himself “So she bought it, set up shop… and it promptly looked like she’d have to shut it down since even with somebody helping make our product top of the line the customers were going for the big, well known brands instead.” He said as it dawned on Rose where this was going.
“So you decided to try to put out some ads…”
“And your baby brother ended up being the star in them and bringing his equally adorable friend in to make them even better.” Mr. Glacian finished what Rose had been going to say, an amused smile on his face “Which we’re incredibly grateful for.” He added as he set to preparing another pot of coffee to brew since he’d drank the last cup. Rose sat there for a moment thinking about this before piping up.
“So… you sure you can’t spoil what this mysterious lugia in charge of the place is meeting Petie & Jules about?”
“Nope.”
“Even if I made a cute face and asked pretty please?”
“I have a young daughter, I’m immune to that by now.”
“Dang.”
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“Mommy, you know I hate doing this… makes me feel like I’m a grown up…”
“You technically are sweetie. Now set the easel up.”
“Moooooooooommy!!!”
“You can be mommy’s baby mew and play with our little stars after we finish the work, no more whining till then.”
“… otay…”
It was an unusual sight to see a grown mew, now in her professional looking black dress again with no hint of a diaper or toddlerhood, pout and whine like… well… a toddler and the two boys couldn’t help but stare. After several minutes of being interrogated by Danu who hadn’t stopped gushing over how cute they were for a second of it Diana had finally returned carrying an easel and several boards… which she was now setting up in front of them reluctantly as Danu moved the boys off the cushions on the table and into her lap.
“Now then, lets get to what I actually called you here today for~” the lugia said, still having a doting, gushing tone of voice but much more somber and professional as opposed to her earlier “Woman looking at newborns” pitched talking. “You see we’ve been doing some research and we were considering taking our branding in a slightly different direction than we’ve been doing so far…” she explained as she motioned to the easel which showed the current diaper packaging of Cuddlebutts for boys & girls with the cartoonish teddiursa and riolu on the front sitting in just a diaper and looking out with big doe eyes.
“… um… are yu gonna replace us?”
“What? Noooo no no no of course not!” she said, hugging Jules closely as if to reassure the worried puppy “I would never do that to you two cuties~ No… I’d like to incorporate you into the franchise in a new way!” she said as she motioned to Diana to reveal the next picture on the easel. Which also showed two packages of Cuddlebutts… but instead of the cartoonish generic babies from before the logos on the packages were cute little caricatures of them from the commercials. There was a diapered, chubby teddiursa toddler in just a diaper with a blue pacifier on the boys package, and a cute, blond haired riolu toddler in a pink dress and diaper with a pink pacifier on the girls diapers.
“… you made chibis out of us…” Petie said as he raised an eyebrow while Jules giggled eagerly “I look so cute!” the fighting type squeaked “Maybe I should dye my hair outside of the commercials? I look good in blond!” he added playing with his hair lightly… and Petie put his head in his hands at the thought of a blond Jules running around. Danu just smiled lightly “Yes we did, since the audiences seemed to like your performances so much we though using you as our logos for the diapers would boost sales… and that’s not all we’ve put you on. Diana?”
Pouting again the mew flew away for a moment to retrieve something from the desk and returned a moment later carrying to folded square pieces of plastic, on in blue and one in pink. Both boys immediately recognized it as the standard Cuddlebutts diapers… with one key difference. As opposed to the little image tape of stars or hearts that usually went on the top of them the same little chibi caricatures of them were emblazoned on the front of the diapers, Petie on the blue one and Jules on the pink one of course.
Danu was beaming as Diana handed the diapers to each respective mascot “We’re quite confident this’ll increase the visual appeal of the diapers… and it makes them look so cuuuuute~” she said, slipping back into her gushing tone as she stroked the boys heads with her massive fingers. Jules giggled as he looked at the mini him on the front of the diaper while Petie desperately tried to come up with SOME kind of argument to dispute the idea that this made it cute… and came up blank.
“And of course since we’re using your likeness you’ll get an extra bit added onto each of your paychecks for this as well.” Danu added after the boys had been given a chance to look the diapers over “The actually cent for cent details of this will be put into some papers for your Mother to sign that’ll detail everything you’ll need to know and all the legal issues…” she continued in an almost exasperated tone at having to talk about this… before switching back to her happier one “Which reminds me, when your mother gets a chance please ask her to drop by. I’d love to finally meet her face to face~!”
“Oh! And before I forget boys~” she added, smiling down as she cuddled them close “Marketing decided to give your characters official names to help with the branding~! You are Joey~” she said nuzzling Petie’s head “The bouncing, adorably toddler boy~ And you are Alice~” she nuzzled Jules’s head this time “The sweet, precious toddler girl~ The R & D team has a whole spread of ideas for this now like toys, a website, online ads…” she rambled on for a few minutes more as the boys shifted a little on her lap. After a few minutes of just rambling she refocused her attention, this time on Petie exclusively.
“Aaaaaaanyway that was the part that involved both of you…” Danu said, lightly bouncing Petie on her knee which made the bear blush and feel even smaller “Our next announcement involves little Petie here… do you remember Paula?” she asked which made the bear groan and blush even more. “Paula” was a little experiment they’d done a few weeks back for the extra soft infant diapers. Since Jules wasn’t good at playing a young baby Petie had been dolled up as a six month old baby girl, affectionately named “Paula” by the staff, and had to act for a few commercial for the infant diapers… but it’d been a one time thing.
“I see you do… well the commercials with her got quite the response and… well…” Danu motioned for Diana to show the next picture even as Petie had a sinking feeling he knew what it was. The mew lifted the old slide away to reveal a lighter pink package of diapers with “Infant Swaddling” on the side… and a cute chibi teddiursa infant in a diaper, pink dress, pink bow on her ear, and a pink pacifier. It was a little caricature of Petie dolled up as Paula from the commercials. Petie went pale and his jaw dropped in horror as his brain worked out what this had to mean even before Danu stated it.
“We’d like to make her a permanent part of the ad roster since we have more infant supplies she can do ads for and…”
“NO!!!!”
“Petie, please be reasonable here.”
“NO NO NO!!”
“Surely there’s something we could give you…?”
“NOOOOOOOOO!!!”
“Well he makes a cute tantrum throwing baby~”
The last comment came from Diana as they watched Petie turn red in the fact with embarrassment as he folded his arms in fury, cheeks puffed out, and his whole general posture suggest “Angry toddler” at the idea of playing an infant girl regularly. Danu looked like she was at a lost for what to do as she just gently cuddled the upset teddy and rocked him while Jules looked on with concern.
After a few minutes of silence and red faced fury Petie finally seemed to calm down as he snorted indignantly “Look, I’m NOT doing it. Dressing like that and acting like my baby sisters for the camera was bad enough once. I REFUSE to do it again!” he said, sounding like he’d completely made up his mind… as Danu’s face fell and she sighed “Well… if you’re sure… um… maybe one of your baby sisters could do the ads then?” she asked hopefully… resulting in furious over-exaggerated head shaking from Petie.
“Nu! I dun want them involved in this!”
“Okay… if your sure…” Danu said with a slight whimper as her head sagged, which thanks to her long neck was more than a little noticeable “I don’t want to make you do anything you don’t want to…” her eyes were downcast and her mouth drooping into a sad frown. Petie was too upset to notice this as he folded hiss arms and snorted “Good!” as he glared at her… and finally realized how utterly sad she looked.
Unaware of the teddiursa looking at her Danu cuddled him and Jules close for comfort “… well then, I’ll relay the message to marketing so we can work on finding a replacement…” apparently talking to herself more than them as she continued “We’ll need to hold auditions probably… there’d also be baby proofing the stages… hiring baby handlers…” she seemed to be ticking these things off on her fingers as Jules spoke up in confusion.
“Baby proofing the stage? Baby handlers?”
Danu gently patted the riolu’s head as she gave a slightly sad smile “Yes, since you and Petie are teens we can save a lot on the safety, supervision, and other things we require to film the commercials. It’s why you can be paid so much for the adorable work you do~” Petie winced a little and looked away at this, mumbling to himself “Y-yeah… we do get paid a lot…” but Danu didn’t seem to hear him.
“And we were hoping to put that money towards some new infant products to… changing mats, wipes, diaper cream…“ she murmered, looking away and apparently lost in her thoughts at the moment “The R & D team will have to wait on developing those special blankets they told me about… poor dears…” By now Danu was mostly rambling to herself as she worked out how to handle this turn of events… and was completely oblivious to Petie’s sinking expression.
The look of guilt formed on Petie’s face with every word the lugia said as Diana and Jules watched the unintentional guilt-trip with interest. After a few moments of this petie gave a meek, embarrassed cough to get Danu’s attention before speaking up “U-um… w-we might be able to work s-something out… what are y-you willing to give me if I play…” he winces at saying the name “… Paula for your ads?” he asked as Danu’s face lit up.
“You mean you’ll do it?”
“I didn’t say dat! Just… I’m willing to negotiate?”
“Ooooooooh thank you thank you thank you!” Danu gushed as she kissed Petie’s forehead and hugged him tight before bouncing him on her knee as she held his, comparatively, newborn sized paws in her hands “Now then there’s so much stuff I could give you~ How about toys, do you like toys? Diana does so I know all the places to order the best ones from~ Especially plushies!” she said, smiling broadly and obviously too elated to really realize what she was saying “How about a nice cushiony crib? A little comfy place for your nap times~” she offered and before she could notice the upset look on Petie’s face Diana chimed in.
"Why not give them their own nursery offices here then? To put that crib in~"
Danu’s eyes lit up “That sounds wonderful~ I love decorating nurseries~ We can give them cute little desks so they can look all professional and put up pictures of their ads on the walls and…” she trailed off as she notice Petie was red faced and huffing in fury at these suggestions… which meant negotiations were about to be canceled “B-but we can work on that later~” she scooped Petie off her lap to cradle the red faced teddiursa like an infant “Now, what do YOU want my little star~?”
“Respect is high on my list…” Petie grumbled, still red faced this time with embarrassment, but it was too low for Danu to make out as she tilted her head “What was that?” she asked as Petie just sighed, a little distracted by how much Danu seemed to be handling him like an infant… the fact she started rocking him to help him calm down when she noticed the upset expression on his face just made it worse. Petie just sighed and did his best to ignore it.
“… if I do the Paula commercials with Momma instead of Light. It’d be weird acting like an infant girl with her…” he was too polite to mention that he didn’t want her to see him like that since she’d squee, hug him, and probably want him to wear it off set too “And I want Momma to get a raise for doing this just like I am!” he added, trying to sound demanding without being bratty. Danu nodded to this… before her face suddenly lit up in a way that made Petie very, very worried.
“This gives me a GREAT idea!” she cheered, bouncing Petie lightly in her arms and happily nuzzling his tummy making him squeak, giggle, and squirm cutely despite himself “That’s actually perfect! This way we can bill Joey and Paula as siblings! A cute toddler boy and his precious baby sister~ The customers will eat it all up~!” still trapped in the nuzzle Petie squirmed as he barely managed to squeak out “B-b-but w-were the s-same p-person!! H-how would t-that work!?” luckily Danu stopped before she tickled him into having an accident as she laid the panting Petie against her chest like an infant.
“Simple sweetie~ A little green screen, some trick photography, and people will never know there aren’t two cute little teddy cherubs~ In fact this is giving me a precious idea for a photo to show all three of our little stars~!” she said, scooping Jules up and cuddling him too, not that he minded, as she continued “Joey and Alice on either sides of a large package of Cuddlebutts diapers, standing knock-kneed and adorable as they smile to the camera, and in front of them baby Paula sitting up sucking on her pacifier as she looks up at the camera in wonder~ It’ll be PERFECT!!!” she shouted in sheer excitement as Jules cheered… and Petie just desperately tried to come up with some way to protest how adorable that image looked in his head, if only to protect his own dignity…
Unfortunately he couldn’t deny its cuteness.
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“Jenny, Jenny, Jenny~ Wonder where she is… well I could just wait for the explosions and follow her by those like always…”
Rose strolled down one of the many hallways of the building. As they’d parted ways Mr. Glacian had mentioned her Rotom friend Jenny had been employed in their R & D department recently so Rose was off to see if she could find her. So far though all she found was a lounge with a few employees looking over some of the recent commercials. Naturally she’d stopped to watch for a bit too since Petie and Jules were always adorable no matter what Petie said. Particularly in those baby girl commercials her little brother stared in recently as… what was her name? Paula? Either way that was absolutely precious looking!
“Paula was cute even if he hated playing her~ Too bad he swore he wouldn’t do anymore, guess I won’t see her again…”
“Don’t be so sure on that.”
“Huh?”
Rose blinked as the deep, authoritative, female voice shook her out of her daydreaming. She found herself looking up a little ways to meet the eyes of a tall alakazam lady in a formal and pristine grey business suit. The psychic types face had the tell-tale wrinkles of age and her short, neatly kept mustache and neatly kept black hair were showing signs of graying as well. Despite this her posture was strong and her figure still had the curves one would associate with a younger lady. More than that she seemed to carry an aura of authority and intimidation with her that mixed with how formal and proper she looked to make Rose feel rather small… but the fact her face was soft, warm, and friendly as she smiled to the kangaskhan helped push the intimidating aura aside.
The Alakazam stuck her hand out and Rose found herself shaking it almost reflexively (though she wasn’t sure if it was her call or the psychics) as the Alakazam spoke up before she could “It’s a pleasure to meet you Rose, Petie’s mentioned you once or twice. Also I’m sorry to inform you Jenny’s not in today.” Rose blinked a little trying to catch up with the fact the psychic type knew her name and who she was looking for. During her moment of confusion the older lady continued “I am Ariana Mulder, head of Marketing as well as Research and Development. You may call me Mrs. Mulder. And yes I am just skimming your mind for your next question. It’s a nasty habit of mine but it does tend to make these introductions go by much faster.”
Rose stood there for a moment, mentally trying to catch up with what just happened. After blinking and working her way through the questions she WOULD have asked if the answers hadn’t been given before she could realize she wanted to ask them… she realized she had a headache. Mrs. Mulder laughed lightly when she noticed the look on Rose’s face “I’m sorry dear, I tend to have that effect on people. Just don’t think about it too much and you’ll be fine.” She said as Rose shook her head to try and clear it.
“Um… o-okay?” the kangaskhan stuttered, still a little confused by what just happened “Nice to meet you too? So… you’re the one in charge of marketing?” she asked, fishing for conversation topics. Mrs. Mulder nodded “Yes, I see how the customers respond to our ads and products, figure out how to inprove the good and fix the bad, then relay that info to the rest of the company… I’m also partially responsible for your baby brother and his friends ads but that was more their own natural cuteness than any achievement on my part.” She added, smiling and chuckling softly as Rose smiled back.
“They are cute enough it probably counts as a super power~”
The older lady just chuckled at that comment “I’m also currently heading the R & D team… was just on my way back from a meeting with them.” Mrs. Mulder continued “Developing a new rash cream to be more effect and pleasant.” She added as Rose opened her mouth to ask what they were working on now. The teen folded her arms sulkily “Anybody ever mention you make conversations weird?” she grumbled as the alakazam laughed and replied “My husband and children mention it from time to time yes. Now if you’ll excuse me I have something rather irritating that needs my attention.” Mrs. Mulder gave a polite nod of the head to Rose as she resumed walking down the hall.
There was a few minutes of silence before the alakazam spoke again, not bothering to look over her shoulder at the kangaskhan following her “You’ve got nothing better to do so your following me…” there was a silence as Mrs. Mulder could feel Rose smiling and nodding “… and you’re not saying anything since your figuring I’ll just read your mind and respond to your half of the conversation without any work on your part… clever.” She gave an amused laugh as she stopped and looked back at Rose “My husband does the same thing when I start annoying him with that, but I think you’ve made your point and I really must take care of this…”
“Mind telling me what it is you have to take care of?”
“… I don’t need to read your mind to be able to guess you won’t give up following me without some kind of answer to that, yes?”
“Right~”
The alakazam gave a long drawn out sigh “If you must know the Cuddlebutts company is due to appear at a particularly large baby expo in the large convention center down town in a few months… but there’s a slight problem. They want our little stars to be there since they’ll be having a baby pageant as well and it might help pull in more contestants…” she trailed off since Rose winced a little and stated the obvious problem “And if Petie & Jules did show up it’d be obvious they aren’t really toddlers and the jig would be up.” She said as Mrs. Mulder nodded “Exactly. Which is why I’ve been making false promises and working on a real good reason they’ll have to cancel their appearances a month in advance to give us time to work through all the issues this’ll cause.” She finished as Rose scratched her chin and looked up for a moment before giggling a little.
“Um… I kinda have a silly idea to solve that actually…”
“… I’ve stopped reading your mind in a bid to motivate you to go away so you’ll have to tell me.”
“Well… I saw in a tv show once that really powerful psychics could shrink people down. This lady with a doll on her lap shrunk a couple people down to Barbie size. Couldn’t you just shave off a few feet from Petie, Jules, and Momma so they’d look like two normal toddlers and a normal sized lady?”
“… what makes you think I’m that powerful?”
“Weeeell… you’re able to read minds really casually and with no effort... and your old.”
“… and you based this idea on those factors?”
“Yeah, you’re right. It’s kinda silly…”
“Actually…” Mrs. Mulder stroked her mustache a little, one eye shut as she seemed to be deep in thought “It might have been based on slightly… insulting observations…” Rose giggled timidly and rubbed the back of her head at that as the psychic continued “But the idea itself has merit… yes… it bears some looking into. Thank you Rose.” She smiled at the Khan “But now I really must be getting back to my office…” she looked up a little for a moment, eyes shut, before smiling “And it seems Petie and Jules’s meeting with Danu is just about concluded so you might want to head to her office to pick them up.”
“Oh, where”
“Third floor, big double doors, you can’t miss it.”
“Thanks! Bye bye then! See you later!”
“Good day.”
Rose smiled as she turned around and skipped towards the elevators… before pausing mid step “… hope that shrinking idea doesn’t come back to make Petie angry at me…” she mused scratching her head a little before shrugging “Ah well, it’s probably nothing. What are the chances of her actually using it?” and with that Rose resumed her happy skipping.
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“… and then she got stage fright so bad she started losing control of her transform right there with the camera rolling, swinging between teen and toddler randomly. Of course since she didn’t have time to change her clothes she ripped out of her toddler costume right off the bat…”
“Moooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmy!!!”
“Luckily we found out how stretchy the new diaper was then too, but other than that it wasn’t a good day… and that’s why my little mew here didn’t star in our diaper ads. Any other questions boys?”
Petie and Jules frantically shook their heads, their bright red, blush covered faces showing they regretted asking the question now. Meanwhile Diana currently was bobbing up and down in the air like a cork as she pressed a cushion to her face to hide her embarrassment. Danu meanwhile seemed to be mildly amused by this reaction… in fact the smile on her face reminded Petie of the one Momma had when she told embarrassing stories about him. He decided to let it slide though as Danu spoke up again.
“Well then Diana, since that story is done why don’t you get some drinks for our little guests, and yes you can stop “Acting mature” now as you put it.”
The mew dropped the cushion and was out the door like a neon blue bullet, the boys barely managing to see the big goofy grin on her face as she flew, leaving the boys alone with Danu. The lugia chuckled a little at seeing how fast her daughter left before looking down at the two boys in her lap “Now then, I believe we’ve just about finished our negotiations…” one of her giant hands lifted Petie up so he was sitting on it level with her eyes “Momma being Paula’s exclusive co-star, raises for both of you, and the right to have input on what Paula’s ads will be like before the script is finalized… anything else?” she asked looking down at Petie who blushed and fidgeted on her lap before mumbling.
“Plushies…”
“Ah yes~ Those plushies I promised you… er… your “sisters”, right.” She giggled as Petie blushed at hearing his own excuse quoted back to him “Okay then~ I think that wraps this up! I’ll just have it written up and given to your Mother to review and for final signing!” Danu chirped, cheerful as ever, as she started bouncing the boys on her lap again… as Petie SQUEALED at feeling a set of large fingers easily pull the back of his shorts and diaper away to check to see if he was still a clean baby.
“Yep, still clean~”
“DUN DU DAT!!!”
“Oh? Remember? Your mother asked us to check you from time to time while you were here in case you needed a change. I was told she said this herself when she dropped you and Jules off here for product testing~”
“… still doesn’t make it less embarrassing…”
Danu giggled at the sulky teddy and lifted both boys up to have their heads resting against her shoulders “Well then, how about I make it better with another little story about Diana while we wait for her to get back?” she offered… as Petie and Jules just exchanged nervous glanced. The lugai laughed and nuzzled their heads “Well let me put it this way, you’re not the first little cherub I’ve had to check to make sure their diapers were clean~” Petie blinks as this information works its way through his brain and he looked at Danu in disbelief.
“…. you mean Diana?”
“Is very good at Transform and managed to even recreate the fact she wasn’t potty trained till she was about four. It’s actually the one part of the toddler form she doesn’t like~ She has fun with everything else~”
Jules tilted his head a little at that and giggled “She’s kinda silly.” Which made Danu kiss his nose slightly making him giggle and cover up his little muzzle on reflex “Yes she is~” the lugia cooed “She’s my silly, precious little daughter~” just as she said that the door pushed open… and a little giggling mew toddler flew in wearing a puffy sleeved white gown, that did nothing to hide her thick pink diaper, with black frills matching the black bow still in her hair. She had a large milk filled baby bottle clutched in her paws… and two more levitating next to her as she plopped down right in the middle of Danu’s lap and started nursing away.
The boys opened their mouths to say something about this… giving Diana the perfect situation to levitate the nipples of the baby bottles right into their mouths. Jules just blinked and held it as, much to his shame, Petie’s suckling instinct kicked in and he found himself nursing the sweet moo-moo milk inside. Danu did her best to suppress a giggle at this as she set the two back down on her lap to sit with Diana, who was smiling as proud as a little mew could. Jules giggled and smiled right back at Diana as Petie sat there reflexively nursing and wondering if it was even worth the trouble trying to argue for a sippy cup in this situation or if it’d be like trying to talk sense into Jenny or Morgana… when a familiar voice reached his ears.
“D’aaaaaaw, and you said you were too big for baby bottles~”
Petie paused mid suckle as his face went bright red… just as Rose scooped him up and cuddled him “Don’t mind me, keep drinking up your milk~ It’ll help you grow big and strong~” she teased as Petie huffed and puffed out his cheeks in a sulk… still nursing on the bottle. Danu giggled as she moved Jules and Diana onto the couch and got up “Hello, you must be Petie’s sister Rose. It’s a pleasure to meet you. I’m Danu Acionna the CEO of the company.” She said politely, extending a giant hand to the kangaskhan… who looked up at her sheer size for a moment before smiling right back and shaking the offered hand.
“Pleasure to meet you Ms. Acionna~ Not often I meet somebody as big as my aunts~”
“Please, call me Danu, and really? You must have some tall aunts then.”
“Huge!”
They both laugh a little as Petie sulked in Rose’s arms, watching Jules and Diana playing patty cake… at least at first. It turned into a toddlerish little sword-fight with their baby bottles after a bit. He blinked as he realized Rose was holding his bottle for him as he nursed… which he’d be angrier about if it wasn’t just playful teasing on her part. He still folded his arms, pouted, and glared at her though as Danu giggled, clapping her large hands together as she watched the two.
“Oh you two are so cute together~ Are you sure you don’t want a role in the commercials Rose?”
“I’m sure, even with make-up and a new hair color I’m too easy to recognize~ Wouldn’t want to out my baby brothers secret now would I?”
“Yes, I see your point…”
“Besides, I’m no good at acting. OVERacting maybe but not acting~”
“Yu got dat wight.”
“Oh hush and drink your bottle Petie~”
The End… Maybe?
takinoue made several cute little icons for the Cuddlebutts company to use...Which you can see above =3
So I started working on a story involving them... and decided to FINALLY introduce you to some of the minds behind the company that employ Petie & Jules to shake their padded bottoms on tv.
So enjoy this look into the company and the introduction of its CEO and her Daughter... who will play more roles later I assure you <w<
Oh and it's 15 pages <,< just warning you in case you expect a quick read.
Anyway please enjoy, fav & comment, and have a great day! =D
Characters & Story Owned by me
Pictures made by Takinoue
Pokémon not owned by either of us
PCA – Cuddlebutts: New Product LineThe Cuddlebutts company, makers on the Cuddlebutts Diaper brand as well as several other baby supplies… and Petie & Jules’s current employers. Petie could still remember when he’d been scouted by pure accident for the commercials by a small one person studio. It was a simple set up… since they made the commercials on a shoestring budget compared to other studios (what with them not needing to hire baby handlers, toddler proof sets, and dance through legal issues constantly) they made a positively beautiful salary and had ended up creating something cute enough to put the Cuddlebutts Brand on the map… all at the cost of his and Jules’s dignity.
The company’s downtown office was where the two boys, accompanied by Rose as their escort, were heading as of the moment. They’d been there several times ever since they’d signed that product testing agreement to earn extra cash so this wasn’t anything too different for them… the only confusing thing had been the call they received mentioned the boss of the company wanting to see them. In all the times they’d been there they’d never actually met the mysterious CEO running the place, only the managers and product developers who worked under her.
“What do you think she’s like?”
“Why do you think it’s a she Jules?”
“Cause! It’d be weird if a guy was running a diaper company!”
“True…”
“Unless he’s like you and needs themPetie~”
“Hey!”
“Just teasing~”
“Okay boys! Here we are! Cuddlebutts HQ and cute baby central!”
Looking up at Rose’s exclamation the two tiny teens found themselves looking up at the mixture of office building and factory that was the Cuddlebutts building as the kangaskhan led her little brother and surrogate little brother by the hands through the main entrance into the familiar lobby. It was plain and simple with only the “Cuddlebutts” title behind the main desk letting you know what the place made. The gloom secretary sitting at the desk smiled to them “Ah! Our little stars! We’ve been expecting you, I’ll page Ms. Acionna to let her know you’ve arrived.” She said as Rose smiled, about to thank her, before a chipper voice cut in suddenly.
“No need Bonnie~”
“Oh… hello Diana.”
The gloom said in a flat annoyed tone of voice as a strange character seemed to pop up out of nowhere next to the trio. She giggled as Petie, Jules, and Rose looked at her in confusion. She was a shiny mew girl… a really pretty one with nice curves and an attractive figure to match a pretty face and shiny shoulder length blond hair. She looked about 19 or so and was dressed semi-professionally in a plain black dress and unbuttoned coat top… with a little black bow positioned next to her left ear. She was carrying a incredibly large baby bag and was pushing a large and unbelievably complex looking three seated stroller.
“Um…” Rose started before being cut off again by Petie and Jules being telekinetically lifted into the air and plopped in the right and left seats of the stroller, squealing in surprise the whole way. ”Don’t worry~” the mew said in a whimsical sing-song voice “I’m just here to take them to the boss~ Also known as the CEO~ Also known as my mom~” she said cheerfully and before Rose or anyone else could argue she hopped over the desk and ducked under it… much to the annoyance of the gloom.
There was an awkward moment as Rose stared where the mew had vanished, Petie & Jules squirmed in the stroller, and Bonnie just looked up as if this was a frustrating normal occurrence. All of this was punctuated by the sound of rustling and plastic crinkling. Finally the sound stopped as a new shiny mew popped up. She had the same blond hair and black bow, now adorably large on her head, but she was two years old or less and an adorable little toddler. She was dressed in a short back dress showing off her pink cuddlebutts girls diaper and finished it off with a black bow on her long tail.
“Wets gooooooooo~” she squeaked in a toddlerish version of Diana’s voice as she floated right into the middle seat of the stroller and grabbed what looked like a toy steering wheel as she pressed a big, rounded button. Suddenly there was a motor sound from the stroller making Petie & Jules squeale in surprise as it took off like a go-kart. It zipped off down the hall at a good clip with the little mew girl squealing happily and giggling the whole way. Leaving a confused Rose alone with the gloom.
“… what the heck just happened?”
“That was Diana, the bosses daughter and assistant.”
“… turned into a toddler and kidnapped my baby brothers Mario Kart style!?”
“They’re fine. She a pain in the neck but she won’t hurt them, she’s just taking them to her mom’s office.”
“… this kind of thing happen often around here?”
“Depressingly often.”
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“Du yu wike my wide~?”
“Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!”
“Wheeeeeeeeeee!!”
“I see yu du! I got dis fwom our newest em… em… empwoyee!”
“W-what? W-who’s t-that!?”
“Yu knu her teddy! She’s da fun wotom giwl!”
“JENNY WORKS FOR YOU!?”
“Dats her name~ Uh oh~ Hold on tu yur diapees!!”
SCHREEEECH
Somehow the stroller managed to stop on a dime, nearly throwing Petie and Jules out if the safety harnesses hadn’t been so well made, in front of an elevator. Not bothering to give her passengers/hostages time to recover the little mew glowed as she psychically pushed the button and performed a complicated driving move to get the stroller into the elevator backwards when it opened. Using her powers to press the button for the top floor she giggled and kicked her feet lightly as the elevator started moving, Petie and Jules both groaning as they realized the choice of elevator music was the Cuddlebutts jingle.
They sat there in relative silence, the boys both still too shocked and dazed to say anything, till the elevator arrived and the stroller shot forward again dodging around people, who barely reacted past looks of annoyance making both boys wonder how often things like this happened here. Once again the stroller jerked to a sudden stop outside a set of large double doors as Diana pushed one of them open with telekinesis and zoomed the stroller inside before it could shut pulling into a perfect stop in an incredibly large but relatively plain office.
“I need to get this to research and development by 4… how’d I miss filling THIS one out… I’ll need to get that new shipment ready by the end of the week… oh how does this stuff always pile up!?”
The voice talking was a woman’s… but deep and brassy with power to it tinted with sweetness… and at the moment panic. After a moment of confusion the boys realized the voice was coming from the huge desk in front of them covered in equally huge stacks of papers hiding whoever was talking as they could hear the scratching sound of a pin signing form after form to go with the mumbling. They sat there in silence for a moment as Diana fiddled with the controls, probably putting the stroller into park, before floating out and cheering in a loud, squeaky voice.
“Mooooooomieeeeee! Dey’re heeeeeeeeeeeere!!”
There was a call of surprise as several papers tumbled over off the desk revealing the mysterious lady as she stood up… and easily towered over them. Petie and Jules stared slack jawed at the huge lugia lady that stood behind the desk, her long neck easily giving her an extra two to three feet in height… and her hips doing the same for her width. The lady had a distinctive pear shape to her with a modest (impressive on any lady smaller) chest and huge hips that swayed as she hurried from behind the desk to kneel down in front of them. Letting the boys see she had a soft motherly face with long eyelashes and oddly thick lips as she gave them a beaming smile.
“Petie! Jules! Oh it’s so wonderful to finally meet you!” her deep voice managed to trill with excitement as large but nimble fingers unbuckled the safety harness and scooped them up. One boy fitting in her palm as easily as if they were newborns as she carried them over to a plush couch next to a table, Diana giggling as the toddler floated after them. Once settled onto the couch, easily taking up most of it, the lugia sat then on thick soft cushions set on the solid table… apparently for exactly that purpose. Seeing as both boys were still too stunned to speak she kept talking.
“I’m Danu Acionna, C.E.O. and founder of the Cuddlebutts company.” She said before gently cuddling the little mew who’d settled onto her lap “And this is my assistant and adopted daughter Diana…” the mew giggled before blinking in confusion as Danu gave her a sweet but stern smile “Who’d promised to try and stay her actual age today and NOT play with the stroller.” she said as Diana blushed and wrung her tail a little before giving a puppy dog look and saying “Sowwie Mommy?” as she gave the cutest smile she could.
“Sowwie isn’t enough this time young lady, now go change into something NOT in our product line…” she pokes the little mew’s diaper making it crinkle “And bring the presentation for our guests to see please.” The lugia finished as a pouting Diana folded her arms like a stubborn toddler but reluctantly floated into the air and out the door, opening and shutting it with her powers, leaving the boys along with Danu as the lugia lady chuckled softly.
Looking at her up close now that the initial shock had sort of worn off the boys noticed her plush, pear shaped form was wrapped in an obviously tailor made business suit with a black dress that hugged her hips (probably anything would hug her hips considering how big they were), a pink button-up shirt, a black suit coat, and apparently just for fun a pink scarf tied around her long neck ascot style. The simple professionalism of the outfit contrasted to the overfriendly sweetness the large, plump, large handed lugia seemed to exude as she giggled and started talking.
“I hope she didn’t scare you too badly, she’s my precious little girl and harmless…. She’s just a bit playful at times. She also isn’t fond of having responsibilities… hence the whole toddler thing.” Danu explained, giggling and smiling fondly like any mother did when they described quirks they’re children had that they found cute “She’ll be back in a few minutes… till then~” she smiled down at them with a look both recognized from past experiences… she was about to start cooing and gushing over them like they were real toddlers.
“You two are just soooooo cute! You don’t know how much I owe you for helping my company but with cute little faces and bottoms like yours you were BORN to be adorable so that’s no surprise~ Ooooooh I could just cuddle you two soooooooo much! You two look like real toddlers even WITHOUT costumes! Do you need anything? Any snacks or drinks? Please, tell me about yourselves~ I’d love to get to know my little stars better~” she cooed to the blushing due as they blushed and tried to find some way to respond to Danu’s sheer, overbearing presence.
At the moment though being embarrassed out of their minds was response enough.
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“Hey Mr. Glacian! Fancy meeting you here!”
“Ah, hello there Rose, good to see you again. Are Petie and Jules here to test the new products?”
“Nope! They’re meeting your boss right now actually.”
“Aah, that should be interesting for them. I was wondering when she’d finally get around to seeing them.”
Rose had been talked into just waiting for the boys to return and had decided to go to one of the break rooms she knew about to kill time… at least before she decided to go hunting her little brothers down to make sure they were alright. You had to time making a scene in public for maximum effect after all. When she’d walked in she’d bumped right into her old friend, the mamoswine head of product development Mr. Glacian. Unfortunately he didn’t have his cute little daughter Eve with him but it was still nice to run into him to catch up on news… and maybe find out what was going on.
The two had ended up in the break room as Rose looked around. It had tables, a microwave, coffee machine, and vending machines… also some pictures of what looked like random baby products, at least as far as Rose was concerned. “So then…” she said as she watched Mr. Glacian poor himself a cup of coffee “What this meeting about? And who’s this mysterious boss of yours? This one of those “We never get to see the faces of them” kinda things?” she asked as Mr. Glacian looked at her like she’d lost her mind… then remembered this was Rose and just shrugged it off.
“Well I wouldn’t want to spoil what she’s meeting them over so you’ll have to wait on that. As for who she is…” he took a deep sip of his coffee “We’ll get the normal bits out of the way. Her name is Danu Acionna, she’s from a very rich family, and she’s a lugia.” He said, letting that sink in for a moment. He wasn’t sure if he was disappointed or not when the biggest reaction he got from Rose was her tilting her head and asking “Being a legendary qualifies as normal?” before giggling and grinning “I’m guessing this is the kind of lady I could relate to huh?”
“Hmmmm… if you mean “Charmingly Unusual”… then yes.”
“Funny, most people just say I’m nuts.” Rose said with a giggle making Mr. Glacian look away a little and refrain from commenting for a moment. Drinking the last of his coffee he looked back to Rose “Anyway as I was saying… I’ve known Danu for a very long time. I started working for her several years ago back when she tried to open her first company.” He said, sounding slightly wistfully as Rose tilted her head and asked the obvious question.
“Her first company? That doesn’t sound reassuring…”
“It isn’t supposed to, just between you and me Danu is a wonderful boss and people person… as far as a business owner and company runner goes though? She leaves a lot to be desired…” he said scratching the back of his neck awkwardly “Most of this she told me over time so don’t repeat it to anybody but apparently her family is old money… and by old money I mean she’s the sole heir to a HUGE fortune that she didn’t have a clue what to do with. So she decided she’d start a company and make it something for babies and toddlers since she always loved them and had wanted to be a mother.”
“… I’m guessing it didn’t go well?” Rose asked, looking at the older mon. He just pointed a thumb over his shoulder at a framed picture on the wall showing what looked like a baby food magazine ad “She hired me and several other mon to help create her baby food company… and it lasted about a year or so before she led it right down the tubes in ways I won’t bore you with. Not to be deterred she hired us back for her next company…” he pointed to another frame, this one with a magazine spread for toys in it “And that one lasted about three years.”
“Let me guess, she tried baby clothes next?”
“Actually she went back to the baby food idea after that.” He said chuckling “By then she had a loyal staff that knew how to work with her… meaning we let her deal with ideas and do what she’s best at which is win people over and care about them… while we handled everything else.” He let there be a moment of silence “This one lasted three years also but only due to the sheer amount of regulations put down on baby food. After that Danu was beside herself… so it ended up falling to us to figure out something so we could keep being employed.”
“Is working for her that good?”
“You’d better believe it, you should see the bonuses and benefits we get. Anyway as I was saying we were researching some new industry she might be able to go into when we found a failing diaper company and production plant right here in the city. Still with the machines and everything.” He explained before motioning around himself “So she bought it, set up shop… and it promptly looked like she’d have to shut it down since even with somebody helping make our product top of the line the customers were going for the big, well known brands instead.” He said as it dawned on Rose where this was going.
“So you decided to try to put out some ads…”
“And your baby brother ended up being the star in them and bringing his equally adorable friend in to make them even better.” Mr. Glacian finished what Rose had been going to say, an amused smile on his face “Which we’re incredibly grateful for.” He added as he set to preparing another pot of coffee to brew since he’d drank the last cup. Rose sat there for a moment thinking about this before piping up.
“So… you sure you can’t spoil what this mysterious lugia in charge of the place is meeting Petie & Jules about?”
“Nope.”
“Even if I made a cute face and asked pretty please?”
“I have a young daughter, I’m immune to that by now.”
“Dang.”
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“Mommy, you know I hate doing this… makes me feel like I’m a grown up…”
“You technically are sweetie. Now set the easel up.”
“Moooooooooommy!!!”
“You can be mommy’s baby mew and play with our little stars after we finish the work, no more whining till then.”
“… otay…”
It was an unusual sight to see a grown mew, now in her professional looking black dress again with no hint of a diaper or toddlerhood, pout and whine like… well… a toddler and the two boys couldn’t help but stare. After several minutes of being interrogated by Danu who hadn’t stopped gushing over how cute they were for a second of it Diana had finally returned carrying an easel and several boards… which she was now setting up in front of them reluctantly as Danu moved the boys off the cushions on the table and into her lap.
“Now then, lets get to what I actually called you here today for~” the lugia said, still having a doting, gushing tone of voice but much more somber and professional as opposed to her earlier “Woman looking at newborns” pitched talking. “You see we’ve been doing some research and we were considering taking our branding in a slightly different direction than we’ve been doing so far…” she explained as she motioned to the easel which showed the current diaper packaging of Cuddlebutts for boys & girls with the cartoonish teddiursa and riolu on the front sitting in just a diaper and looking out with big doe eyes.
“… um… are yu gonna replace us?”
“What? Noooo no no no of course not!” she said, hugging Jules closely as if to reassure the worried puppy “I would never do that to you two cuties~ No… I’d like to incorporate you into the franchise in a new way!” she said as she motioned to Diana to reveal the next picture on the easel. Which also showed two packages of Cuddlebutts… but instead of the cartoonish generic babies from before the logos on the packages were cute little caricatures of them from the commercials. There was a diapered, chubby teddiursa toddler in just a diaper with a blue pacifier on the boys package, and a cute, blond haired riolu toddler in a pink dress and diaper with a pink pacifier on the girls diapers.
“… you made chibis out of us…” Petie said as he raised an eyebrow while Jules giggled eagerly “I look so cute!” the fighting type squeaked “Maybe I should dye my hair outside of the commercials? I look good in blond!” he added playing with his hair lightly… and Petie put his head in his hands at the thought of a blond Jules running around. Danu just smiled lightly “Yes we did, since the audiences seemed to like your performances so much we though using you as our logos for the diapers would boost sales… and that’s not all we’ve put you on. Diana?”
Pouting again the mew flew away for a moment to retrieve something from the desk and returned a moment later carrying to folded square pieces of plastic, on in blue and one in pink. Both boys immediately recognized it as the standard Cuddlebutts diapers… with one key difference. As opposed to the little image tape of stars or hearts that usually went on the top of them the same little chibi caricatures of them were emblazoned on the front of the diapers, Petie on the blue one and Jules on the pink one of course.
Danu was beaming as Diana handed the diapers to each respective mascot “We’re quite confident this’ll increase the visual appeal of the diapers… and it makes them look so cuuuuute~” she said, slipping back into her gushing tone as she stroked the boys heads with her massive fingers. Jules giggled as he looked at the mini him on the front of the diaper while Petie desperately tried to come up with SOME kind of argument to dispute the idea that this made it cute… and came up blank.
“And of course since we’re using your likeness you’ll get an extra bit added onto each of your paychecks for this as well.” Danu added after the boys had been given a chance to look the diapers over “The actually cent for cent details of this will be put into some papers for your Mother to sign that’ll detail everything you’ll need to know and all the legal issues…” she continued in an almost exasperated tone at having to talk about this… before switching back to her happier one “Which reminds me, when your mother gets a chance please ask her to drop by. I’d love to finally meet her face to face~!”
“Oh! And before I forget boys~” she added, smiling down as she cuddled them close “Marketing decided to give your characters official names to help with the branding~! You are Joey~” she said nuzzling Petie’s head “The bouncing, adorably toddler boy~ And you are Alice~” she nuzzled Jules’s head this time “The sweet, precious toddler girl~ The R & D team has a whole spread of ideas for this now like toys, a website, online ads…” she rambled on for a few minutes more as the boys shifted a little on her lap. After a few minutes of just rambling she refocused her attention, this time on Petie exclusively.
“Aaaaaaanyway that was the part that involved both of you…” Danu said, lightly bouncing Petie on her knee which made the bear blush and feel even smaller “Our next announcement involves little Petie here… do you remember Paula?” she asked which made the bear groan and blush even more. “Paula” was a little experiment they’d done a few weeks back for the extra soft infant diapers. Since Jules wasn’t good at playing a young baby Petie had been dolled up as a six month old baby girl, affectionately named “Paula” by the staff, and had to act for a few commercial for the infant diapers… but it’d been a one time thing.
“I see you do… well the commercials with her got quite the response and… well…” Danu motioned for Diana to show the next picture even as Petie had a sinking feeling he knew what it was. The mew lifted the old slide away to reveal a lighter pink package of diapers with “Infant Swaddling” on the side… and a cute chibi teddiursa infant in a diaper, pink dress, pink bow on her ear, and a pink pacifier. It was a little caricature of Petie dolled up as Paula from the commercials. Petie went pale and his jaw dropped in horror as his brain worked out what this had to mean even before Danu stated it.
“We’d like to make her a permanent part of the ad roster since we have more infant supplies she can do ads for and…”
“NO!!!!”
“Petie, please be reasonable here.”
“NO NO NO!!”
“Surely there’s something we could give you…?”
“NOOOOOOOOO!!!”
“Well he makes a cute tantrum throwing baby~”
The last comment came from Diana as they watched Petie turn red in the fact with embarrassment as he folded his arms in fury, cheeks puffed out, and his whole general posture suggest “Angry toddler” at the idea of playing an infant girl regularly. Danu looked like she was at a lost for what to do as she just gently cuddled the upset teddy and rocked him while Jules looked on with concern.
After a few minutes of silence and red faced fury Petie finally seemed to calm down as he snorted indignantly “Look, I’m NOT doing it. Dressing like that and acting like my baby sisters for the camera was bad enough once. I REFUSE to do it again!” he said, sounding like he’d completely made up his mind… as Danu’s face fell and she sighed “Well… if you’re sure… um… maybe one of your baby sisters could do the ads then?” she asked hopefully… resulting in furious over-exaggerated head shaking from Petie.
“Nu! I dun want them involved in this!”
“Okay… if your sure…” Danu said with a slight whimper as her head sagged, which thanks to her long neck was more than a little noticeable “I don’t want to make you do anything you don’t want to…” her eyes were downcast and her mouth drooping into a sad frown. Petie was too upset to notice this as he folded hiss arms and snorted “Good!” as he glared at her… and finally realized how utterly sad she looked.
Unaware of the teddiursa looking at her Danu cuddled him and Jules close for comfort “… well then, I’ll relay the message to marketing so we can work on finding a replacement…” apparently talking to herself more than them as she continued “We’ll need to hold auditions probably… there’d also be baby proofing the stages… hiring baby handlers…” she seemed to be ticking these things off on her fingers as Jules spoke up in confusion.
“Baby proofing the stage? Baby handlers?”
Danu gently patted the riolu’s head as she gave a slightly sad smile “Yes, since you and Petie are teens we can save a lot on the safety, supervision, and other things we require to film the commercials. It’s why you can be paid so much for the adorable work you do~” Petie winced a little and looked away at this, mumbling to himself “Y-yeah… we do get paid a lot…” but Danu didn’t seem to hear him.
“And we were hoping to put that money towards some new infant products to… changing mats, wipes, diaper cream…“ she murmered, looking away and apparently lost in her thoughts at the moment “The R & D team will have to wait on developing those special blankets they told me about… poor dears…” By now Danu was mostly rambling to herself as she worked out how to handle this turn of events… and was completely oblivious to Petie’s sinking expression.
The look of guilt formed on Petie’s face with every word the lugia said as Diana and Jules watched the unintentional guilt-trip with interest. After a few moments of this petie gave a meek, embarrassed cough to get Danu’s attention before speaking up “U-um… w-we might be able to work s-something out… what are y-you willing to give me if I play…” he winces at saying the name “… Paula for your ads?” he asked as Danu’s face lit up.
“You mean you’ll do it?”
“I didn’t say dat! Just… I’m willing to negotiate?”
“Ooooooooh thank you thank you thank you!” Danu gushed as she kissed Petie’s forehead and hugged him tight before bouncing him on her knee as she held his, comparatively, newborn sized paws in her hands “Now then there’s so much stuff I could give you~ How about toys, do you like toys? Diana does so I know all the places to order the best ones from~ Especially plushies!” she said, smiling broadly and obviously too elated to really realize what she was saying “How about a nice cushiony crib? A little comfy place for your nap times~” she offered and before she could notice the upset look on Petie’s face Diana chimed in.
"Why not give them their own nursery offices here then? To put that crib in~"
Danu’s eyes lit up “That sounds wonderful~ I love decorating nurseries~ We can give them cute little desks so they can look all professional and put up pictures of their ads on the walls and…” she trailed off as she notice Petie was red faced and huffing in fury at these suggestions… which meant negotiations were about to be canceled “B-but we can work on that later~” she scooped Petie off her lap to cradle the red faced teddiursa like an infant “Now, what do YOU want my little star~?”
“Respect is high on my list…” Petie grumbled, still red faced this time with embarrassment, but it was too low for Danu to make out as she tilted her head “What was that?” she asked as Petie just sighed, a little distracted by how much Danu seemed to be handling him like an infant… the fact she started rocking him to help him calm down when she noticed the upset expression on his face just made it worse. Petie just sighed and did his best to ignore it.
“… if I do the Paula commercials with Momma instead of Light. It’d be weird acting like an infant girl with her…” he was too polite to mention that he didn’t want her to see him like that since she’d squee, hug him, and probably want him to wear it off set too “And I want Momma to get a raise for doing this just like I am!” he added, trying to sound demanding without being bratty. Danu nodded to this… before her face suddenly lit up in a way that made Petie very, very worried.
“This gives me a GREAT idea!” she cheered, bouncing Petie lightly in her arms and happily nuzzling his tummy making him squeak, giggle, and squirm cutely despite himself “That’s actually perfect! This way we can bill Joey and Paula as siblings! A cute toddler boy and his precious baby sister~ The customers will eat it all up~!” still trapped in the nuzzle Petie squirmed as he barely managed to squeak out “B-b-but w-were the s-same p-person!! H-how would t-that work!?” luckily Danu stopped before she tickled him into having an accident as she laid the panting Petie against her chest like an infant.
“Simple sweetie~ A little green screen, some trick photography, and people will never know there aren’t two cute little teddy cherubs~ In fact this is giving me a precious idea for a photo to show all three of our little stars~!” she said, scooping Jules up and cuddling him too, not that he minded, as she continued “Joey and Alice on either sides of a large package of Cuddlebutts diapers, standing knock-kneed and adorable as they smile to the camera, and in front of them baby Paula sitting up sucking on her pacifier as she looks up at the camera in wonder~ It’ll be PERFECT!!!” she shouted in sheer excitement as Jules cheered… and Petie just desperately tried to come up with some way to protest how adorable that image looked in his head, if only to protect his own dignity…
Unfortunately he couldn’t deny its cuteness.
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“Jenny, Jenny, Jenny~ Wonder where she is… well I could just wait for the explosions and follow her by those like always…”
Rose strolled down one of the many hallways of the building. As they’d parted ways Mr. Glacian had mentioned her Rotom friend Jenny had been employed in their R & D department recently so Rose was off to see if she could find her. So far though all she found was a lounge with a few employees looking over some of the recent commercials. Naturally she’d stopped to watch for a bit too since Petie and Jules were always adorable no matter what Petie said. Particularly in those baby girl commercials her little brother stared in recently as… what was her name? Paula? Either way that was absolutely precious looking!
“Paula was cute even if he hated playing her~ Too bad he swore he wouldn’t do anymore, guess I won’t see her again…”
“Don’t be so sure on that.”
“Huh?”
Rose blinked as the deep, authoritative, female voice shook her out of her daydreaming. She found herself looking up a little ways to meet the eyes of a tall alakazam lady in a formal and pristine grey business suit. The psychic types face had the tell-tale wrinkles of age and her short, neatly kept mustache and neatly kept black hair were showing signs of graying as well. Despite this her posture was strong and her figure still had the curves one would associate with a younger lady. More than that she seemed to carry an aura of authority and intimidation with her that mixed with how formal and proper she looked to make Rose feel rather small… but the fact her face was soft, warm, and friendly as she smiled to the kangaskhan helped push the intimidating aura aside.
The Alakazam stuck her hand out and Rose found herself shaking it almost reflexively (though she wasn’t sure if it was her call or the psychics) as the Alakazam spoke up before she could “It’s a pleasure to meet you Rose, Petie’s mentioned you once or twice. Also I’m sorry to inform you Jenny’s not in today.” Rose blinked a little trying to catch up with the fact the psychic type knew her name and who she was looking for. During her moment of confusion the older lady continued “I am Ariana Mulder, head of Marketing as well as Research and Development. You may call me Mrs. Mulder. And yes I am just skimming your mind for your next question. It’s a nasty habit of mine but it does tend to make these introductions go by much faster.”
Rose stood there for a moment, mentally trying to catch up with what just happened. After blinking and working her way through the questions she WOULD have asked if the answers hadn’t been given before she could realize she wanted to ask them… she realized she had a headache. Mrs. Mulder laughed lightly when she noticed the look on Rose’s face “I’m sorry dear, I tend to have that effect on people. Just don’t think about it too much and you’ll be fine.” She said as Rose shook her head to try and clear it.
“Um… o-okay?” the kangaskhan stuttered, still a little confused by what just happened “Nice to meet you too? So… you’re the one in charge of marketing?” she asked, fishing for conversation topics. Mrs. Mulder nodded “Yes, I see how the customers respond to our ads and products, figure out how to inprove the good and fix the bad, then relay that info to the rest of the company… I’m also partially responsible for your baby brother and his friends ads but that was more their own natural cuteness than any achievement on my part.” She added, smiling and chuckling softly as Rose smiled back.
“They are cute enough it probably counts as a super power~”
The older lady just chuckled at that comment “I’m also currently heading the R & D team… was just on my way back from a meeting with them.” Mrs. Mulder continued “Developing a new rash cream to be more effect and pleasant.” She added as Rose opened her mouth to ask what they were working on now. The teen folded her arms sulkily “Anybody ever mention you make conversations weird?” she grumbled as the alakazam laughed and replied “My husband and children mention it from time to time yes. Now if you’ll excuse me I have something rather irritating that needs my attention.” Mrs. Mulder gave a polite nod of the head to Rose as she resumed walking down the hall.
There was a few minutes of silence before the alakazam spoke again, not bothering to look over her shoulder at the kangaskhan following her “You’ve got nothing better to do so your following me…” there was a silence as Mrs. Mulder could feel Rose smiling and nodding “… and you’re not saying anything since your figuring I’ll just read your mind and respond to your half of the conversation without any work on your part… clever.” She gave an amused laugh as she stopped and looked back at Rose “My husband does the same thing when I start annoying him with that, but I think you’ve made your point and I really must take care of this…”
“Mind telling me what it is you have to take care of?”
“… I don’t need to read your mind to be able to guess you won’t give up following me without some kind of answer to that, yes?”
“Right~”
The alakazam gave a long drawn out sigh “If you must know the Cuddlebutts company is due to appear at a particularly large baby expo in the large convention center down town in a few months… but there’s a slight problem. They want our little stars to be there since they’ll be having a baby pageant as well and it might help pull in more contestants…” she trailed off since Rose winced a little and stated the obvious problem “And if Petie & Jules did show up it’d be obvious they aren’t really toddlers and the jig would be up.” She said as Mrs. Mulder nodded “Exactly. Which is why I’ve been making false promises and working on a real good reason they’ll have to cancel their appearances a month in advance to give us time to work through all the issues this’ll cause.” She finished as Rose scratched her chin and looked up for a moment before giggling a little.
“Um… I kinda have a silly idea to solve that actually…”
“… I’ve stopped reading your mind in a bid to motivate you to go away so you’ll have to tell me.”
“Well… I saw in a tv show once that really powerful psychics could shrink people down. This lady with a doll on her lap shrunk a couple people down to Barbie size. Couldn’t you just shave off a few feet from Petie, Jules, and Momma so they’d look like two normal toddlers and a normal sized lady?”
“… what makes you think I’m that powerful?”
“Weeeell… you’re able to read minds really casually and with no effort... and your old.”
“… and you based this idea on those factors?”
“Yeah, you’re right. It’s kinda silly…”
“Actually…” Mrs. Mulder stroked her mustache a little, one eye shut as she seemed to be deep in thought “It might have been based on slightly… insulting observations…” Rose giggled timidly and rubbed the back of her head at that as the psychic continued “But the idea itself has merit… yes… it bears some looking into. Thank you Rose.” She smiled at the Khan “But now I really must be getting back to my office…” she looked up a little for a moment, eyes shut, before smiling “And it seems Petie and Jules’s meeting with Danu is just about concluded so you might want to head to her office to pick them up.”
“Oh, where”
“Third floor, big double doors, you can’t miss it.”
“Thanks! Bye bye then! See you later!”
“Good day.”
Rose smiled as she turned around and skipped towards the elevators… before pausing mid step “… hope that shrinking idea doesn’t come back to make Petie angry at me…” she mused scratching her head a little before shrugging “Ah well, it’s probably nothing. What are the chances of her actually using it?” and with that Rose resumed her happy skipping.
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“… and then she got stage fright so bad she started losing control of her transform right there with the camera rolling, swinging between teen and toddler randomly. Of course since she didn’t have time to change her clothes she ripped out of her toddler costume right off the bat…”
“Moooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmy!!!”
“Luckily we found out how stretchy the new diaper was then too, but other than that it wasn’t a good day… and that’s why my little mew here didn’t star in our diaper ads. Any other questions boys?”
Petie and Jules frantically shook their heads, their bright red, blush covered faces showing they regretted asking the question now. Meanwhile Diana currently was bobbing up and down in the air like a cork as she pressed a cushion to her face to hide her embarrassment. Danu meanwhile seemed to be mildly amused by this reaction… in fact the smile on her face reminded Petie of the one Momma had when she told embarrassing stories about him. He decided to let it slide though as Danu spoke up again.
“Well then Diana, since that story is done why don’t you get some drinks for our little guests, and yes you can stop “Acting mature” now as you put it.”
The mew dropped the cushion and was out the door like a neon blue bullet, the boys barely managing to see the big goofy grin on her face as she flew, leaving the boys alone with Danu. The lugia chuckled a little at seeing how fast her daughter left before looking down at the two boys in her lap “Now then, I believe we’ve just about finished our negotiations…” one of her giant hands lifted Petie up so he was sitting on it level with her eyes “Momma being Paula’s exclusive co-star, raises for both of you, and the right to have input on what Paula’s ads will be like before the script is finalized… anything else?” she asked looking down at Petie who blushed and fidgeted on her lap before mumbling.
“Plushies…”
“Ah yes~ Those plushies I promised you… er… your “sisters”, right.” She giggled as Petie blushed at hearing his own excuse quoted back to him “Okay then~ I think that wraps this up! I’ll just have it written up and given to your Mother to review and for final signing!” Danu chirped, cheerful as ever, as she started bouncing the boys on her lap again… as Petie SQUEALED at feeling a set of large fingers easily pull the back of his shorts and diaper away to check to see if he was still a clean baby.
“Yep, still clean~”
“DUN DU DAT!!!”
“Oh? Remember? Your mother asked us to check you from time to time while you were here in case you needed a change. I was told she said this herself when she dropped you and Jules off here for product testing~”
“… still doesn’t make it less embarrassing…”
Danu giggled at the sulky teddy and lifted both boys up to have their heads resting against her shoulders “Well then, how about I make it better with another little story about Diana while we wait for her to get back?” she offered… as Petie and Jules just exchanged nervous glanced. The lugai laughed and nuzzled their heads “Well let me put it this way, you’re not the first little cherub I’ve had to check to make sure their diapers were clean~” Petie blinks as this information works its way through his brain and he looked at Danu in disbelief.
“…. you mean Diana?”
“Is very good at Transform and managed to even recreate the fact she wasn’t potty trained till she was about four. It’s actually the one part of the toddler form she doesn’t like~ She has fun with everything else~”
Jules tilted his head a little at that and giggled “She’s kinda silly.” Which made Danu kiss his nose slightly making him giggle and cover up his little muzzle on reflex “Yes she is~” the lugia cooed “She’s my silly, precious little daughter~” just as she said that the door pushed open… and a little giggling mew toddler flew in wearing a puffy sleeved white gown, that did nothing to hide her thick pink diaper, with black frills matching the black bow still in her hair. She had a large milk filled baby bottle clutched in her paws… and two more levitating next to her as she plopped down right in the middle of Danu’s lap and started nursing away.
The boys opened their mouths to say something about this… giving Diana the perfect situation to levitate the nipples of the baby bottles right into their mouths. Jules just blinked and held it as, much to his shame, Petie’s suckling instinct kicked in and he found himself nursing the sweet moo-moo milk inside. Danu did her best to suppress a giggle at this as she set the two back down on her lap to sit with Diana, who was smiling as proud as a little mew could. Jules giggled and smiled right back at Diana as Petie sat there reflexively nursing and wondering if it was even worth the trouble trying to argue for a sippy cup in this situation or if it’d be like trying to talk sense into Jenny or Morgana… when a familiar voice reached his ears.
“D’aaaaaaw, and you said you were too big for baby bottles~”
Petie paused mid suckle as his face went bright red… just as Rose scooped him up and cuddled him “Don’t mind me, keep drinking up your milk~ It’ll help you grow big and strong~” she teased as Petie huffed and puffed out his cheeks in a sulk… still nursing on the bottle. Danu giggled as she moved Jules and Diana onto the couch and got up “Hello, you must be Petie’s sister Rose. It’s a pleasure to meet you. I’m Danu Acionna the CEO of the company.” She said politely, extending a giant hand to the kangaskhan… who looked up at her sheer size for a moment before smiling right back and shaking the offered hand.
“Pleasure to meet you Ms. Acionna~ Not often I meet somebody as big as my aunts~”
“Please, call me Danu, and really? You must have some tall aunts then.”
“Huge!”
They both laugh a little as Petie sulked in Rose’s arms, watching Jules and Diana playing patty cake… at least at first. It turned into a toddlerish little sword-fight with their baby bottles after a bit. He blinked as he realized Rose was holding his bottle for him as he nursed… which he’d be angrier about if it wasn’t just playful teasing on her part. He still folded his arms, pouted, and glared at her though as Danu giggled, clapping her large hands together as she watched the two.
“Oh you two are so cute together~ Are you sure you don’t want a role in the commercials Rose?”
“I’m sure, even with make-up and a new hair color I’m too easy to recognize~ Wouldn’t want to out my baby brothers secret now would I?”
“Yes, I see your point…”
“Besides, I’m no good at acting. OVERacting maybe but not acting~”
“Yu got dat wight.”
“Oh hush and drink your bottle Petie~”
The End… Maybe?
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...I'm a bad person 'cause I love Lugia with a heart. Danu seems like a great woman... in more ways than one.
You don't want a Mew flying around with a temper and a toddler's personality. You. Really. Don't.
Ariana Mulder? Sorry, my inner geek just smirked. That aside, even if she just does superficial mind scans and actively admits it creeps me out >.o
You don't want a Mew flying around with a temper and a toddler's personality. You. Really. Don't.
Ariana Mulder? Sorry, my inner geek just smirked. That aside, even if she just does superficial mind scans and actively admits it creeps me out >.o
Glad you like her =3 other than her species anything in-particular that appeals to you?
Diana doesn't have much of a temper luckily, considering what she's been through that might be a blessing.
Glad you approve ^_^ And it's okay... it's suppose to balance the fact she's a sweet granny... with the fact she's a bit creepy =3
Diana doesn't have much of a temper luckily, considering what she's been through that might be a blessing.
Glad you approve ^_^ And it's okay... it's suppose to balance the fact she's a sweet granny... with the fact she's a bit creepy =3
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