andalite karkat’s crowning battle achievement so far is that one time he went to jump over a log and accidentally brained that hork-bajir with his hooves
he still claims it was <TOTALLY FUCKING INTENTIONAL, OKAY! I AM A WHIRLING DERVISH OF HOOVES AND FURY, AND ANYONE WHO GETS IN MY WAY DESERVES TO BE BLUDGEONED TO DEATH BENEATH ME.>
(the hork-bajir only suffered a minor scrape and a bruised ego; that is, until visser 3 relieved him of his head for failing to capture the andalite, but them’s the br8ks)
he still claims it was <TOTALLY FUCKING INTENTIONAL, OKAY! I AM A WHIRLING DERVISH OF HOOVES AND FURY, AND ANYONE WHO GETS IN MY WAY DESERVES TO BE BLUDGEONED TO DEATH BENEATH ME.>
(the hork-bajir only suffered a minor scrape and a bruised ego; that is, until visser 3 relieved him of his head for failing to capture the andalite, but them’s the br8ks)
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