Holy crap! You're back. Also, how about them Caitians in bed with Kirk?

Oh, and Jess seems to have gained a bit of weight.

Not caitians, no fur. The books say they have fur and claws, the cartoon "series" says they have fur and claws, if neither are present, then they are either another species, or possibly Mew from out of Pokemon.

Also Jess gained a LOT of wait stuffing herself at everyfast food place for 10 miles to try to win a car.

If only she could drive....

Yes, I'm aware of what they're supposed to look like (from ST:TAS and even Star Trek Online and Star Trek IV). In this movie, they were Caitians. They were J.J.'s take on them. Proof: http://www.startrek.com/article/exc.....damon-lindelof and http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.p.....ekIntoDarkness

TVTrope's Website
"Cat Girl: The two Caitian girls Kirk slept with after the Nibiru mission. This is Abrams' take on the species. There was a Caitian female on the Enterprise crew in Star Trek The Animated Series, and a Caitian male in Star Trek IV The Voyage Home. Both were Petting Zoo People, while the girls in this film were Little Bit Beastly."

So lemme get this straight; Abrahms has turned the Star Trek furries, into anime cat girls?

*points to a 3D chess board* He fails on so many levels....

Yes, that is correct. Maybe he was worried people would complain about that if they looked like they were supposed to look like.

I can't wait to see what the half-wit does to the Wookies! It'll just be some bloke with rampant body hair!

Nice to see a new comic from you.

That's a Clanger on the moon. You win the internet.

+1

So will LGO be updating on the site it's on currently? Of just here on FA?