An early, short little Valentine's Day gift to the PCA crowd! It's V-Day at the PCA and Rene goes all out to the various girls he's friendly with at school. Contains a lot of cameos (most of them very brief) and Rene torture. Standard stuff, really.
Happy V-Day: Kompy, Carlito, KaeMantis, Asuraludu and others!
Happy V-Day: Kompy, Carlito, KaeMantis, Asuraludu and others!
Category Story / Pokemon
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 50 x 50px
File Size 49 kB
&&&
A PCA VALENTINE’S DAY
&&&
Valentine’s Day had come to the Poke-Combat Academy for Higher Learning and it would be one that a number of students wouldn’t forget for a long time.
Floritt Baez opened her locker and blinked as she pulled out a large bright red envelope and a bag of candy. “Huh? Whut’s dis?” She opened it up.
“What do you have there?” Charla Ecks-Rey asked as she walked over.
“Hey itsa card! From René mon!”
“Oh, don’t tell me the kit—” Charla groaned. “Flo, he has a girlfriend, YOU have a boyfriend and he STILL got you a Valentine’s card? That boy has issues!”
“Aww…Charla mon! Dat ain’t fair! He’s jest bein’ sweet.” She said as she opened it, revealing a card and a coupon to an art store for new canvases. “Cool!”
Charla rolled her eyes. “He’s a weirdo.” Flo looked at Charla, noticing the bag she was holding in her hands.
“Saaay…ain’t those da batteries you laik?” She asked suspiciously.
“Yeah. So?”
“…I didn’t see you cummin’ with dem dis mornin’…”
“What’s your point?” Charla demanded. Floritt just raised an eyebrow. The luxray grunted. “Fine. I found them in my locker.”
“…AND…?” The smeargle grinned.
“…and a card from the kit.” Charla sighed.
“HA! Dat’s too cute mon!”
“Shuddup.”
“René got you two cards also?” Meghan as she walked up to them. “I got one too. Actually, he left TWO in. One for me and one for Maggie.”
“…He got your eight-year old little sister a VALENTINE’S Day card?” Charla rolled her eyes.
“Yeah, he got her a bag full of chocolates and a coupon to Kerstmen’s.” Meghan nodded. “I got some candies and scented candles.” She paused at their confused expressions. “It’s a fire-type thing.”
“Huh. I wonder who else ‘The Little Vixen That Wasn’t’ gave cards to.” Charla wondered.
***
“Neve’s got a boyfriend!” Skylar Ferroti teased as she read her roommate’s Valentine from René. “Heee!”
“Besa mi culo, puta! Yo mataria tu!” Neve Oscadreja shouted as she waved her fist at the flying skarmory. “Besides, li’l fox chica gave one to ever’body.” She rolled her eyes.
“Then why didn’t I get a card?” Skylar asked as she flew over Neve. The sneasel looked up and grin.
“Chica, there’s a magnet sticking it to your butt.” Neve snickered.
“Oh. So there is.” Skylar blinked. “Whaddya know? Ooh, a free waxing session! Score!”
***
Lillian Umami and Myra Apesta blinked as they looked at what René had left for them in the school kitchen, where Lilly worked. “These are really rare.” Myra mused as she looked at the spices he’d placed in a box. “Sinnoh Spicy Ginger-Nutmeg? My dad’s been looking for some of this for MONTHS! Nene’s not as dopey as he looks!”
“I’ll have to thank the dear boy.” Lilly agreed as she looked a new stainless steel pan.
***
Sherilyn blinked as she looked at René’s card—one of many she gets as a matter of routine, especially on Valentine’s Day. “This eez NOT what I expected.” She commented. That it wasn’t either leud or an attempt to hit on her was a novelty itself. But the roll of copperwire that came with it was a welcome surprise. She rolled her eyes in exquisite irony. “Ze nice ones, ze are always gay, no?”
***
Dreamweaver Hipnough opened her card with a raised brow. “Huh.”
“’Huh’ what?” Her girlfriend Ishtar Nidolander asked.
“Looks like bushy-butt got us a reservation at that restaurant you’re always bugging me to take you too.” Weaver noted.
“How’d he know?” Ishtar wondered with a wry look.
Weaver grimaced. “I’ve got to spend less time with that kid. He’s starting to read MY mind now!”
***
Karen Shiitake sniffed as she read the card she got in her locker. “Aww…that’s so sweet! And—ooh! Candy!”
…Moving on.
***
“Didn’t think twinkle-toes had the nerve.” TessaArdillo del Relampago grinned wryly as she looked at her card. ‘For when you gradutate.’ She looked at the gift he had somehow managed to get into her locker. Formal dress shoes, real nice ones. “Appreciate the effort but if he thinks I’m going to take it easy on him during his next practice session…then I’m going to have to scuff these shoes when I kick his butt with them!”
***
Nubia looked at the Valentine’s in her locker. It wasn’t from Ishtar so she really didn’t care. “Still…” She allowed. “No point allowing free chocolates to go to waste.”
***
Headlight Friday blinked at the gift in her locker that came with her card. A dress? She tossed it aside. Was that silly vulpix trying to tell her something?
***
Nicole Blackclaw felt her eye twitch as a glitter filled Valentine’s card fairly exploded onto her shirt. “That fox is SO going to pay for this…” She grumbled. “This shirt is new!”
“Oooh! Nicole! You got a Valentine’s Day card too?” Mitzi Fiera grinned as she held up hers, plus a stuffed fox plush. “Now I’ve got something with big tails to cuddle whenever I want! But it doesn’t squeak like that fox guy does. Whatshisname again?”
“His name is going to be mud when I’m through.” Nicole grumbled, only slightly mollified by the gift of a new comb the vulpix in question left her. At least she could use it now to get the glitter out of her hair.
“No, I mean the cute boy who hangs out in the girl’s locker room. He has these big floofy tails and sometimes he catches one in a door or locker or something and makes a really funny sound! He's silly though, he likes to wear bras but doesn't have boobs…I don't get it, really.”
“There’s a shock.” Nicole muttered. “He’s the same one you saw at my house when you were swimming, remember?”
“Oh. I thought I was talking about the one who gave me this.” Mitzi looked at the fox plush. “Oooh, I remember now! I think his name’s René! I dunno who you’re talking about though.”
“I’m talking about René!” Nicole snapped at her.
“Oh. Me too. That makes for a sort of conversation then, doesn’t it?” Mitzi blinked.
Tenebra walked up to see Nicole banging her head against a locker. “Do either of you know about some card that got left in my locker?” She grunted.
“Oh shut up.”
***
Rahne LaPries and Romano Gligax meanwhile were opening their own cards and gifts from their team leader. “I can’t believe René would do this.” Rahne said as she unwrapped her gift. It was a mirror. The card it came with read: ‘To see what lightens up everyone else’s life.’
“I’m happy too!” Romano grinned as she held onto her gift.
“Oy! Leggo o’ me!” Zeke Kroo demanded as he strained against his binds as he sat stuffed in her locker.
***
Emily Mentel squealed in happiness as she opened her card. “Duuuude! It’s a picture of Sam in the shower! Score!”
Nicole Zuna shuddered. “Spare me the details please.”
“Dudette, you’re the luckiest girl in school!” Emily exclaimed. Nicole looked at her like she was more than slightly nuts.
“…How so?”
“Well, you’re boyfriend just got Valentine’s cards and gifts to like, half the girls in school.”
Nicole looked at hre. “And this makes me lucky how?”
“If this is the stuff his friendswho-are-girls get, just think what his actual GIRLFRIEND will get!” Emily deduced. “You’ll have it made!”
“That’s ridiculous.”
Emily grinned. “Did you open YOUR card yet?”
“No—”
“Then do it girl! Do it now!”
The nidoran sighed. “If it’ll get me a minute’s peace…” She had been planning to read René’s card at home…after she locked the door to her room and could have some semblance of privacy.
She opened the card and a picture fell out. Nicole picked it up and her jaw dropped. “What is it?” Emily asked.
“Well,” Nicole giggled. “I just found out that how much René can REALLY get into the holiday spirit!”
***
“Are we done?” René sighed as he stood out in the cold just across the street from the PCA. “I’m a fire-type and I’m still FREEZING out here!”
“Stiffle it.” His collaborate in crime, Ibtisam al-Scycura snorted as she patted her camera bag. “I managed to break into everyone’s lockers didn’t I?”
“It was MY idea to use your claws to pick the locks.” René reminded her. “Plus all the cards and gifts were from me! Including YOURS!”
“Hey, and I appreciate the time off from training so I can hang out with Emily.” Sam crossed her arms. “Besides the picture I gave her WAS from me! Heck, I even took the picture with the automatic timer! AND I kidnapped Zeke for Romano.” She glowered at him. “And if I didn’t agree to help you, you would’ve been reduced to a bunch of cheesy cards and no gifts.”
“I know.” René sighed.
“So, keeping that in mind was the price I asked really so much to ask?” Sam grinned sweetly.
René glared at his buggy second-in-command. “Oh I don’t know.” He spat out in blistering sarcasm as he looked down at himself. He had a pair of tiny fake white wings strapped to his back, a fake bow and arrow clutched in his hands and the only other thing he was wearing aside from his glasses was an oversized diaper. “YES!” He snapped in answer to her question. “Sam why in the name of Arceus did you demand that I dress up like this in order for you to help me?”
“Cause its funny?” Sam suggested. “Duuuhh!”
René crossed his arms over his bare chest. “I’m not amused.”
“Aww, does our resident school cupid have diaper rash?” She teased.
“…Yes.” He admitted, red-faced as he shifted about, wincing as the diaper crinkled loudly.
“I did tell you that you should have put on some powder. Or at least cream.” She shrugged. Sam looked at her watch. “Hmm, schools gonna let out in a few minutes. Gotta run!” The scyther snatched the dufflebag containing René’s clothes and dashed off. “By the way, I’m sure Nicole appreciates the outfit!” She patted her camera as she ran.
René turned six different colors of humiliated red. “SAM!” He bellowed over the ringing of the bell and the sound of the PCA student body exiting the school. “YOU ARE DEAD! YOU HEAR ME? DEAD!” He ranted as he chased after her, blasting fire at her. “YOU’RE GONNA BE A FRIED BUG-KABOB WHEN I’M DONE WITH YOU! SAAAAAM!!!”
***
THE END
Happy Valentines Day!
Thank you everyone!
Floritt, Charla, Meghan, Maggie, Lilly, and Myra © Kompy
Nubia © EbonyLeopard
Weaver, Ishtar, Zeke, and Karen © KaeMantis
Nicole Blackclaw, Tessa, Tenebra, Mitzi, Skylar, Neve, Sherilyn © Carlito
Headlight © Crossdog 367
Emily, Nicole Zuna © Asuraludu
René, Romano, Rahne, and Sam © me
A PCA VALENTINE’S DAY
&&&
Valentine’s Day had come to the Poke-Combat Academy for Higher Learning and it would be one that a number of students wouldn’t forget for a long time.
Floritt Baez opened her locker and blinked as she pulled out a large bright red envelope and a bag of candy. “Huh? Whut’s dis?” She opened it up.
“What do you have there?” Charla Ecks-Rey asked as she walked over.
“Hey itsa card! From René mon!”
“Oh, don’t tell me the kit—” Charla groaned. “Flo, he has a girlfriend, YOU have a boyfriend and he STILL got you a Valentine’s card? That boy has issues!”
“Aww…Charla mon! Dat ain’t fair! He’s jest bein’ sweet.” She said as she opened it, revealing a card and a coupon to an art store for new canvases. “Cool!”
Charla rolled her eyes. “He’s a weirdo.” Flo looked at Charla, noticing the bag she was holding in her hands.
“Saaay…ain’t those da batteries you laik?” She asked suspiciously.
“Yeah. So?”
“…I didn’t see you cummin’ with dem dis mornin’…”
“What’s your point?” Charla demanded. Floritt just raised an eyebrow. The luxray grunted. “Fine. I found them in my locker.”
“…AND…?” The smeargle grinned.
“…and a card from the kit.” Charla sighed.
“HA! Dat’s too cute mon!”
“Shuddup.”
“René got you two cards also?” Meghan as she walked up to them. “I got one too. Actually, he left TWO in. One for me and one for Maggie.”
“…He got your eight-year old little sister a VALENTINE’S Day card?” Charla rolled her eyes.
“Yeah, he got her a bag full of chocolates and a coupon to Kerstmen’s.” Meghan nodded. “I got some candies and scented candles.” She paused at their confused expressions. “It’s a fire-type thing.”
“Huh. I wonder who else ‘The Little Vixen That Wasn’t’ gave cards to.” Charla wondered.
***
“Neve’s got a boyfriend!” Skylar Ferroti teased as she read her roommate’s Valentine from René. “Heee!”
“Besa mi culo, puta! Yo mataria tu!” Neve Oscadreja shouted as she waved her fist at the flying skarmory. “Besides, li’l fox chica gave one to ever’body.” She rolled her eyes.
“Then why didn’t I get a card?” Skylar asked as she flew over Neve. The sneasel looked up and grin.
“Chica, there’s a magnet sticking it to your butt.” Neve snickered.
“Oh. So there is.” Skylar blinked. “Whaddya know? Ooh, a free waxing session! Score!”
***
Lillian Umami and Myra Apesta blinked as they looked at what René had left for them in the school kitchen, where Lilly worked. “These are really rare.” Myra mused as she looked at the spices he’d placed in a box. “Sinnoh Spicy Ginger-Nutmeg? My dad’s been looking for some of this for MONTHS! Nene’s not as dopey as he looks!”
“I’ll have to thank the dear boy.” Lilly agreed as she looked a new stainless steel pan.
***
Sherilyn blinked as she looked at René’s card—one of many she gets as a matter of routine, especially on Valentine’s Day. “This eez NOT what I expected.” She commented. That it wasn’t either leud or an attempt to hit on her was a novelty itself. But the roll of copperwire that came with it was a welcome surprise. She rolled her eyes in exquisite irony. “Ze nice ones, ze are always gay, no?”
***
Dreamweaver Hipnough opened her card with a raised brow. “Huh.”
“’Huh’ what?” Her girlfriend Ishtar Nidolander asked.
“Looks like bushy-butt got us a reservation at that restaurant you’re always bugging me to take you too.” Weaver noted.
“How’d he know?” Ishtar wondered with a wry look.
Weaver grimaced. “I’ve got to spend less time with that kid. He’s starting to read MY mind now!”
***
Karen Shiitake sniffed as she read the card she got in her locker. “Aww…that’s so sweet! And—ooh! Candy!”
…Moving on.
***
“Didn’t think twinkle-toes had the nerve.” TessaArdillo del Relampago grinned wryly as she looked at her card. ‘For when you gradutate.’ She looked at the gift he had somehow managed to get into her locker. Formal dress shoes, real nice ones. “Appreciate the effort but if he thinks I’m going to take it easy on him during his next practice session…then I’m going to have to scuff these shoes when I kick his butt with them!”
***
Nubia looked at the Valentine’s in her locker. It wasn’t from Ishtar so she really didn’t care. “Still…” She allowed. “No point allowing free chocolates to go to waste.”
***
Headlight Friday blinked at the gift in her locker that came with her card. A dress? She tossed it aside. Was that silly vulpix trying to tell her something?
***
Nicole Blackclaw felt her eye twitch as a glitter filled Valentine’s card fairly exploded onto her shirt. “That fox is SO going to pay for this…” She grumbled. “This shirt is new!”
“Oooh! Nicole! You got a Valentine’s Day card too?” Mitzi Fiera grinned as she held up hers, plus a stuffed fox plush. “Now I’ve got something with big tails to cuddle whenever I want! But it doesn’t squeak like that fox guy does. Whatshisname again?”
“His name is going to be mud when I’m through.” Nicole grumbled, only slightly mollified by the gift of a new comb the vulpix in question left her. At least she could use it now to get the glitter out of her hair.
“No, I mean the cute boy who hangs out in the girl’s locker room. He has these big floofy tails and sometimes he catches one in a door or locker or something and makes a really funny sound! He's silly though, he likes to wear bras but doesn't have boobs…I don't get it, really.”
“There’s a shock.” Nicole muttered. “He’s the same one you saw at my house when you were swimming, remember?”
“Oh. I thought I was talking about the one who gave me this.” Mitzi looked at the fox plush. “Oooh, I remember now! I think his name’s René! I dunno who you’re talking about though.”
“I’m talking about René!” Nicole snapped at her.
“Oh. Me too. That makes for a sort of conversation then, doesn’t it?” Mitzi blinked.
Tenebra walked up to see Nicole banging her head against a locker. “Do either of you know about some card that got left in my locker?” She grunted.
“Oh shut up.”
***
Rahne LaPries and Romano Gligax meanwhile were opening their own cards and gifts from their team leader. “I can’t believe René would do this.” Rahne said as she unwrapped her gift. It was a mirror. The card it came with read: ‘To see what lightens up everyone else’s life.’
“I’m happy too!” Romano grinned as she held onto her gift.
“Oy! Leggo o’ me!” Zeke Kroo demanded as he strained against his binds as he sat stuffed in her locker.
***
Emily Mentel squealed in happiness as she opened her card. “Duuuude! It’s a picture of Sam in the shower! Score!”
Nicole Zuna shuddered. “Spare me the details please.”
“Dudette, you’re the luckiest girl in school!” Emily exclaimed. Nicole looked at her like she was more than slightly nuts.
“…How so?”
“Well, you’re boyfriend just got Valentine’s cards and gifts to like, half the girls in school.”
Nicole looked at hre. “And this makes me lucky how?”
“If this is the stuff his friendswho-are-girls get, just think what his actual GIRLFRIEND will get!” Emily deduced. “You’ll have it made!”
“That’s ridiculous.”
Emily grinned. “Did you open YOUR card yet?”
“No—”
“Then do it girl! Do it now!”
The nidoran sighed. “If it’ll get me a minute’s peace…” She had been planning to read René’s card at home…after she locked the door to her room and could have some semblance of privacy.
She opened the card and a picture fell out. Nicole picked it up and her jaw dropped. “What is it?” Emily asked.
“Well,” Nicole giggled. “I just found out that how much René can REALLY get into the holiday spirit!”
***
“Are we done?” René sighed as he stood out in the cold just across the street from the PCA. “I’m a fire-type and I’m still FREEZING out here!”
“Stiffle it.” His collaborate in crime, Ibtisam al-Scycura snorted as she patted her camera bag. “I managed to break into everyone’s lockers didn’t I?”
“It was MY idea to use your claws to pick the locks.” René reminded her. “Plus all the cards and gifts were from me! Including YOURS!”
“Hey, and I appreciate the time off from training so I can hang out with Emily.” Sam crossed her arms. “Besides the picture I gave her WAS from me! Heck, I even took the picture with the automatic timer! AND I kidnapped Zeke for Romano.” She glowered at him. “And if I didn’t agree to help you, you would’ve been reduced to a bunch of cheesy cards and no gifts.”
“I know.” René sighed.
“So, keeping that in mind was the price I asked really so much to ask?” Sam grinned sweetly.
René glared at his buggy second-in-command. “Oh I don’t know.” He spat out in blistering sarcasm as he looked down at himself. He had a pair of tiny fake white wings strapped to his back, a fake bow and arrow clutched in his hands and the only other thing he was wearing aside from his glasses was an oversized diaper. “YES!” He snapped in answer to her question. “Sam why in the name of Arceus did you demand that I dress up like this in order for you to help me?”
“Cause its funny?” Sam suggested. “Duuuhh!”
René crossed his arms over his bare chest. “I’m not amused.”
“Aww, does our resident school cupid have diaper rash?” She teased.
“…Yes.” He admitted, red-faced as he shifted about, wincing as the diaper crinkled loudly.
“I did tell you that you should have put on some powder. Or at least cream.” She shrugged. Sam looked at her watch. “Hmm, schools gonna let out in a few minutes. Gotta run!” The scyther snatched the dufflebag containing René’s clothes and dashed off. “By the way, I’m sure Nicole appreciates the outfit!” She patted her camera as she ran.
René turned six different colors of humiliated red. “SAM!” He bellowed over the ringing of the bell and the sound of the PCA student body exiting the school. “YOU ARE DEAD! YOU HEAR ME? DEAD!” He ranted as he chased after her, blasting fire at her. “YOU’RE GONNA BE A FRIED BUG-KABOB WHEN I’M DONE WITH YOU! SAAAAAM!!!”
***
THE END
Happy Valentines Day!
Thank you everyone!
Floritt, Charla, Meghan, Maggie, Lilly, and Myra © Kompy
Nubia © EbonyLeopard
Weaver, Ishtar, Zeke, and Karen © KaeMantis
Nicole Blackclaw, Tessa, Tenebra, Mitzi, Skylar, Neve, Sherilyn © Carlito
Headlight © Crossdog 367
Emily, Nicole Zuna © Asuraludu
René, Romano, Rahne, and Sam © me
Maybe not right away, by she does after all need a replacement for this dress: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/987623/
<Flo> Imma use dis coupon as soon as possible! Tanks, Rene mon!
<Charla> *sucking on one of the batteries* Yeah yeah, I appreciate the gift, too. Thanks.
<Meg> Maggie loved the chocolates! Thank you!
<Flo> Altho'...poor Nige, ya didn't get a card frum Rene?
<Nigel> *stares at Flo* I appreciate the sentiment but, really, I'm glad he didn't!
--
<Myra> You alright, Nene...fine, Rene. Gracias.
<Lilly> Thank you as well, dear! I'll make sure that the first meal I make with my new pan will be just for you!
<Charla> *sucking on one of the batteries* Yeah yeah, I appreciate the gift, too. Thanks.
<Meg> Maggie loved the chocolates! Thank you!
<Flo> Altho'...poor Nige, ya didn't get a card frum Rene?
<Nigel> *stares at Flo* I appreciate the sentiment but, really, I'm glad he didn't!
--
<Myra> You alright, Nene...fine, Rene. Gracias.
<Lilly> Thank you as well, dear! I'll make sure that the first meal I make with my new pan will be just for you!
<Nigel> Pheh. Some call that the day of love, I call it a mug's game where I make like a Ghost-type and disappear for the public eye long enough to be able to celebrate "Morning After The Night Before" Day.
<Flo> Ah Nige mon, ain't der a holidae ya DUN try ta run 'way frum?
<Garkirl> *pauses*...Dark-Type History Month?
<Charla> *facepalms*
<Flo> Ah Nige mon, ain't der a holidae ya DUN try ta run 'way frum?
<Garkirl> *pauses*...Dark-Type History Month?
<Charla> *facepalms*
<Charla> ...yeah, you know what OTHER thing Cupid's supposed to be, kit?
<Meg> Not THAT again, Charla!
<Charla> I'm just saying! Some researchers claim Cupid just covered a SPECIFIC sub-stype of love with his mother being the traditional heterosexual kind.
<Flo> Wae ta ruin if fer everyone else, Charla mon.
<Charla> Well excuse me if I'm a long-forgotten mythology buff. So to speak.
<Nigel> ...and bob's your uncle. I'm out of here.
<Meg> Not THAT again, Charla!
<Charla> I'm just saying! Some researchers claim Cupid just covered a SPECIFIC sub-stype of love with his mother being the traditional heterosexual kind.
<Flo> Wae ta ruin if fer everyone else, Charla mon.
<Charla> Well excuse me if I'm a long-forgotten mythology buff. So to speak.
<Nigel> ...and bob's your uncle. I'm out of here.
Arora: ....and I can hook up this to the gym.... oh this would go great with my christmas displays..... OH! Nick this would so look great in my room Eeeee X3
Sexton: What's her problem?
Nicolas: Rene got her a gift.
Sexton: Oh? What'd she get?
Arora: TIE DYE! I love that fox.
Nicolas: Alot of happiness it seems.
Amy/ Roquelle: Coupons to Venasaur's Secret O.o
Amy: Thats so *click* sweet. B..but we're *click* new. And *click* what if we hadto *click* fight him one day.
Roquelle: Then we'll look awesome doing it.
Daimond: Ah the joyous accalaids of my followers. These chocolates are divine though a little common. But a queen can and should not turn down such a gift.... Mmmm nuggat X3
Sexton: What's her problem?
Nicolas: Rene got her a gift.
Sexton: Oh? What'd she get?
Arora: TIE DYE! I love that fox.
Nicolas: Alot of happiness it seems.
Amy/ Roquelle: Coupons to Venasaur's Secret O.o
Amy: Thats so *click* sweet. B..but we're *click* new. And *click* what if we hadto *click* fight him one day.
Roquelle: Then we'll look awesome doing it.
Daimond: Ah the joyous accalaids of my followers. These chocolates are divine though a little common. But a queen can and should not turn down such a gift.... Mmmm nuggat X3
FA+

Comments