FUCK JUDY! Its all about the mink

Let's not forget Judge Milian on The People's Court. Judge Judy and Milian better move over for Minerva. There's a new judge in town. Judge Minerva.
At least Judge Minerva doesn't snap at Plaintiffs or Defendants.

True dat

eh there is the potential for a mini series "Judge Mink" a sort of legally blonde featuring the cast of animaniacs...Now I can't help removing the idea from my mind!!

Arch: Objection! On the account that I did find something else from the crime scene. I apologize for disrupting the procedures, and holding out on evidence, but if I can take the stand on the defense's behalf, I'll explain the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. *places evidence, Exhibit γ (gamma): a Nomad Power Cell* I give you the smoking gun, or should I say smoking power cell. This is a Nomad Power Cell, and this is a live one. Right now it's missing a catalyst, the one thing that makes it tick. Apparently, the plaintiff was trying to frame the defendant by using Nomad tech to destroy the star system that ended up costing millions in body count, billions of credits in damage, and sparked a flash crash in the Sirius Stock Exchange, leading to a sectorwide depression that will take decades to recover from, and using the defendant as a scapegoat, to satisfy the plaintiff's own corrupt nature!

And the defendant would make a perfect scapegoat, since he was an executive chair member of Ageria Technologies, a CFO, if you will.

The point is, the Defendant claiming to be an Interspace Commerce employee, is actually a Xeno Conspirator! They've been known to cause anarchy in Sirius at whatever cost necessary.

*Sighs and smiles* Wish she would judge me. :)