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Scissor me once, shame on you, but 5 times?

by Drayk Watcher

13 years ago

Leo came up with this cutesy idea and needless to say we both had quite a chuckle. The 2 of us both being intersexed and lacking equipment of the poking variety it makes the outcome of us both attempting to scissor each other with no success all the more amusing. You'd think one of us would of chosen rock or paper but no it appears we're stubborn that way.Gift Drawn By LeoIndigo | Characters Belong to LeoIndigo & Myself

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drayk shurian intersexed male reptile lizard leoindigo leo lion rock paper scissors if this keeps up im going to go thor on his and split them down the middle u_drayk c_all t_all s_unspecified_any

Art Whore

13 years ago

"chooses rock"

OP

Watcher

13 years ago

and wtf is that supposed to imply >8V

microbuss ~microbuss

Photographer

13 years ago

rock destroys scissors

OP

Watcher

13 years ago

is that good or bad D:

microbuss ~microbuss

Photographer

13 years ago

bad
this is a game called Rock, Paper & Scissors silly

OP

Watcher

13 years ago

But Scissors are superior, everyone worries if you run with them. No one gives a fuck if you run with a rock!

microbuss ~microbuss

Photographer

13 years ago

rock destroys scissors
paper covers scissors
scissors cuts paper

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Watcher

13 years ago

SCISSORS ARE SUPERIOR! BETTY WHITE MADE ME BELIEVE!

microbuss ~microbuss

Photographer

13 years ago

oops I meant paper covers rock

Eagleheart ~raptorianone

Lurker

13 years ago

Dynamite beats everything :v

microbuss ~microbuss

Photographer

13 years ago

yeah but a Nuke beats 'em all!

PinkHornHorse ~zzamamee

Pink Pointy Horse

13 years ago

No the earth crashing into the sun wins.

microbuss ~microbuss

Photographer

13 years ago

or a black hole opening up near the Earth

Sieghart ~sieghart

Happy dude

13 years ago

yes but spock beats that.
rock paper scissors lizard spock

Art Whore

13 years ago

O_o well my comment exploded XP

I just meant I'm a rock to your scissors :3

Photographer

13 years ago

scissoring between two intersexed males would be interesting, how would you tell who is the dominant one?

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Watcher

13 years ago

The world may never know.

TheDamnMaker ~thedamnmaker

Digital Artist

13 years ago

*chooses Chainsaw*

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Watcher

13 years ago

Gears of war time?

TheDamnMaker ~thedamnmaker

Digital Artist

13 years ago

Gears of war is Lame >:V

http://i.imgur.com/9BChnqi.jpg

THIS is the chainsaw i choose C:<

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Watcher

13 years ago

Ow my brain.

Digital Artist

13 years ago

Hah, now thats a good visual gag

OP

Watcher

13 years ago

Aye, I had to give leo some props, it's alot better than the majority of ideas people come to me with which usually just consists of attempts at tab a into slot b

Sek-Raktaa ~sek-raktaa

Watcher

13 years ago

just be careful... if you tie 100 times in a row, a portal to another dimension will open for a monster to eat your prize

...

yeah... i watched a lot of Regular Show lately XD

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Watcher

13 years ago

What kind of monster? This may be to my interest.

Sek-Raktaa ~sek-raktaa

Watcher

13 years ago

i don't know, just some kind of monster with fangs, sucking in your price through the portal from its side of the portal... it doesn't come through

and if you want to get rid of it, you have to break the tie

OP

Watcher

13 years ago

Sounds like such a friendly fellow!

Sek-Raktaa ~sek-raktaa

Watcher

13 years ago

yup ^^

Eagleheart ~raptorianone

Lurker

13 years ago

Tentacle monster. ;D

OP

Watcher

13 years ago

DA BEST KIND!

Poolboy ~poolboy

meme

13 years ago

You so dirty.

OP

Watcher

13 years ago

Hey he's equally responsible!

Poolboy ~poolboy

meme

13 years ago

Yeah, but I can tell you that you're dirty.

OP

Watcher

13 years ago

Fibs D: I just got out of the shower!

Levassi ~levassi

Keep it NSFW!

13 years ago

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Watcher

13 years ago

Levassi ~levassi

Keep it NSFW!

13 years ago

EchoFireant ~echofireant

Art Whore

13 years ago

Now get some pirate clothes and yell "Scissor me timbers"

OP

Watcher

13 years ago

The conquest for booty never ends.. arrrr

rain-yatsu ~rain-yatsu

Anthro Artist

13 years ago

lol Oh you kinky sum o bitch XD

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Watcher

13 years ago

It's all in good humor xD

Busterdrag ~busterdrag

Watcher

13 years ago

Dude, the Bart rule of Quartz-Parchment-Shears.

Always go with rock.

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Watcher

13 years ago

I'll ROCK you!

Busterdrag ~busterdrag

Watcher

13 years ago

Not when I get The Rock to protect me, Rocky. >:C

danielssj ~danielssj

Anthro Artist

13 years ago

only a few times i won in that game owo

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Watcher

13 years ago

A simple game that few shall ever master

danielssj ~danielssj

Anthro Artist

13 years ago

yeah ow o

Photographer

13 years ago

I think this 70's porn music sums up my original comment nicely

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrZFxhrPUI

OP

Watcher

13 years ago

Oh the cheese

Photographer

13 years ago

there needs to be a pic of you with a porno stache and aviator glasses now.

OP

Watcher

13 years ago

That's just horrible lol

ShynessArrow ~shynessarrow

Digital Artist

13 years ago

pppf lol is dat a gaaame XD

OP

Watcher

13 years ago

a joke on Rock Paper Scissors

ShynessArrow ~shynessarrow

Digital Artist

13 years ago

Ooooohh..
that is a game right o3o

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Watcher

13 years ago

It's a hand gesture game yes ^^

ShynessArrow ~shynessarrow

Digital Artist

13 years ago

Ooooh *Deeerp*

silversnake ~silversnake

Writer

13 years ago

According to Dr. Sheldon Cooper, there's a 75-80% chance that you'll end up tying with a person you're familiar with. Fifth time implies that you're extremely familiar with each other (D'awwwwwwww)
Dr. Cooper also suggests Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock instead XD

OP

Watcher

13 years ago

lizards and spocks.. oh lordy

silversnake ~silversnake

Writer

13 years ago

Oh, but it could be worse

Number13 ~number13

Watcher

13 years ago

A pattern like this, I'd say is a clear indication of something happening.

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