Just an illustration of my character from the famous Fatty Text Adventure Game that's all the rage at the moment. Check it out! It's actually pretty fun! Anyways, here's stats!
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You are a male black dragon that weighs 905 pounds and is 6'4" tall. You have unnoticeable muscles under your incredibly obese body and have black colored scales. Your gold scaled stomach is beachball sized and sticks out 11 inches and you are starving.

You are wearing:
Naked chest: You're nude from the waist up.
Blue jeans(t): A plain dark blue pair of denim pants.
Great club: This huge pillar of wood has a long, narrow end that could, hypothetically, allow it to be wielded as a club. You'd just have to be extremely strong to manage to actually use it. Deals 4d12 +60% STR bashing damage.

LEVEL 37
Health 256
Mana 30
Fullness 147
Strength 143
Agility 94
Endurance 92
Intelligence 60
Fatness 361
Gold 1796