*sagenod* I preferred to avoid it looking like a hardback edition of the yellow pages, but the image still looks good regardless.

And hey, what could possibly hurt more than being bashed in the head with an oversized, hardbound yellow pages? xD

Being bashed in the head by a pair of oversized, hardbound yellow pages?

Hey, you try luggin' around ONE of those things befroe you talk about hitting someone with a second one. >:o

I'm pretty sure that there's a chinese martial style that pretty much involves just that. It appears really off balance, I think it must be a drunken style, but you have just two heavy flat boards (or like, wedges of rock, or two books, or two of those bowling ball looking stone balls, whatever) and move in very elaborate circular motions, attacking with one hand and using the other as a counter weight, and then transfering/switching which hand/side is doing which.

I hadn't heard of that. That sounds... difficult. The isometrics you'd have to pull off would be crazy.

I'm completely bullshitting.
But like, watching CTHD or something and try to picture someone doing that shit with some boulders in his hands. In my imagination, it's fascinating. =D

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Horray for book bludgeoning! Nice movement , he looks like he's getting ready to put some momentum into that swing!