"So polly... want a cracker?"
"POLLY WANT SOME CRACK!"

LOLOLOLOLOL.

This is brilliant.

Thank you.

And now I want those puppets.

The fact that he is smoking four cigs at once is pretty damn epic on top of the puppet show. :O

THAT IS HOW HE ROLLS.

HEY BABE I LIKE A GAL WITH A BIG BUTT

I GOT THE CAR ANTENNA YOUR PLACE OR MINE

LOL.

'Hey baby.. How much for a little fun?'
'Two fitty. Make it a Five and I'll throw in the home abortion package'

Contents include:

(1) Wire hanger
(2) Dishwashing Gloves
(1) Boxing Glove

Yes :3
Done forget the icecream scoop!

>.>
Now thats what America should teach their children. Useful skills for their
failed lives devoid of hopes and dreams.

I SMELL A BIT OF CYNICISM, SIR.

You should, your standing knee deep in it.

OLAWD
The cigarettes
LOL

SMOKING IS COOL.

reminds me of some kid I know kinda

I came up with this character when we met.

REMEMBER?

O YEAH

'Given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattmann of a personal God quaquaquaqua with white beard quaquaquaqua outside time without extension who from the heights of divine apathia divine athambia divine aphasia loves us dearly with some exceptions for reasons unknown but time will tell and suffers like the divine Miranda with those who for reasons unknown but time will tell are plunged in torment plunged in fire whose fire flames if that continues and who can doubt it will fire the firmament that is to say blast heaven to hell so blue still and calm so calm with a calm which even though intermittent is better than nothing but not so fast and considering what is more that as a result of the labours left unfinished crowned by the Acacacacademy of Anthropopopometry of Essy-in-Possy of Testew and Cunard it is established beyond all doubt all other doubt...'
'It's no use.'

BEST. EXCHANGE. EVAR.

You win good prize.