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It's me explaining what it is about me and England^^ As long as they keep calling us Kraut and Fritz I am going to bash them a bit^^
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Explaination (once again) Since WW II many english people call us germans Kraut or Fritz, what is ver rude and unpolite. So, as long as the most english still insult us (They called the pope, because he is german "German Nazi Tank") I am going to insult their country hehe. Eye for an eye, except those english who doesn't mind me being german. they are okay... However. English food still is yuk...
Kraut comes from Sauerkraut (something the english says we germans are tent to eat so much) I think they are not knowing at all how healthy sauerkraut is in compare to their Fish and Chips (yukyukyuk). And Fritz ist kinda a insult name they use on us since even WWI. (A war that already stopped 90 years ago) ...
ahhh jetzt kapiere ich es!
Un djetzt meine Aufklarung:
Naja bei mir hat der Freund gesagt das es in Warschau stinkt... heh da bekamm ich ne Idee fur ne Szene in meinen Comic
Joseph: Oh mein Gott! Warschau wird von Damonen angegriffen! Der faule gestank der Toten lauft umher...
Allister: Naja.... eigentlich.... stank es in Warschau immer so....
Joseph: Eee was?
Allister: Ich war schon hier, hier stinkts immer so...
Joseph: Ach so....................................... aber Damonen und Untoten greifen normalerweise nicht an oder?
Un djetzt meine Aufklarung:
Naja bei mir hat der Freund gesagt das es in Warschau stinkt... heh da bekamm ich ne Idee fur ne Szene in meinen Comic
Joseph: Oh mein Gott! Warschau wird von Damonen angegriffen! Der faule gestank der Toten lauft umher...
Allister: Naja.... eigentlich.... stank es in Warschau immer so....
Joseph: Eee was?
Allister: Ich war schon hier, hier stinkts immer so...
Joseph: Ach so....................................... aber Damonen und Untoten greifen normalerweise nicht an oder?
I don't think english people who still call german people like Kraut or Fritz want anybody to take it that seriously, really. Okay, perhaps the yellow press does it to offend, but nobody really cares, right? Everything they print is crap anyway.
Take it all with a good grain of salt, laugh about it, keep on pulling these jokes back and forth. A friendship that can take a little spanking will only grow stronger.
Take it all with a good grain of salt, laugh about it, keep on pulling these jokes back and forth. A friendship that can take a little spanking will only grow stronger.
Hehe, I mostly don't take it that serious like it sounds like. If I would I wouldn't make these jokes aobut england with a little whink all the time hehe. However. I know from own experience that english food really is terrible. But maybe it just appeared to me like that^^
" It's the 'British Banger versus the Bratwurst' and both combatants round about each other, ladies and gentlemen. the Banger goes for the side of the Braut knocking off only some Sauerkraut glistening to the side and skims across the succulent skin only. the braut makes his move, "OH NO! its over! its Over! so quick the braut has knocked the sawdust out of the Banger!" oh the humanity oh , oh i can't watch ladies and gentlemen its a disaster the crowd has swelled around the two and its the Scottish diving in now, ...mustard flying everywhere oh i can't look oh oh oh...!
i used to be a chef at this french-german resturaunt and micro brewery that my older brother owned the brewery part.
i cooked brautwurst bangers and other sausages to go with his 'beer'. amoung other things too. dill bread sandwiches of turkey or roast beef. specialty salads like duck nest salad with real gourmet duck eggs on a mound of deep fat fried chinese noodles and shreadded lettuce ( looked like a big mound of grass and those tendrils of grass shoots, like duck nest you'd find in the woods.) stuff like that "bangers don't taste authentic real british unless they have (ww2 era) sawdust added usually oak sawdust. its traditional now. before they were just tasteless greasy crap sausages with no flavor but all-around bad. the oak sawdust gives them flavor, in the 'Blitz' where the british hid in the subway tunnels against the otherwise terrific bombing 'Da Fuerer was doing so well to wipe London off the map, the british would add sawdust to 'stretch' the lack of meat in the Banger.
outside of that germany didn't have as many subway tunnels that deep as england had so no-one could get out of the firestorms that the british used in revenge upon Berlin and mostly dusseldorf and cologne. since the british though very effective don't do anything really awful to another country unless the other country does it first! ever since they tried to fight the USA in 1776-1812 they changed 'how' they fight an enemy, rules of war and all that. mostly they didn't like the way we fight battles, and as it happened niether did ss-storm troopers either! Der Fuerer did remember what fighting americans was like in ww1 so he did try and make us an ally pretty early on in the late 30's there was even the german-american Bund in many american cities. there is the only Nazi's left too are descendants of the Bund.
i cooked brautwurst bangers and other sausages to go with his 'beer'. amoung other things too. dill bread sandwiches of turkey or roast beef. specialty salads like duck nest salad with real gourmet duck eggs on a mound of deep fat fried chinese noodles and shreadded lettuce ( looked like a big mound of grass and those tendrils of grass shoots, like duck nest you'd find in the woods.) stuff like that "bangers don't taste authentic real british unless they have (ww2 era) sawdust added usually oak sawdust. its traditional now. before they were just tasteless greasy crap sausages with no flavor but all-around bad. the oak sawdust gives them flavor, in the 'Blitz' where the british hid in the subway tunnels against the otherwise terrific bombing 'Da Fuerer was doing so well to wipe London off the map, the british would add sawdust to 'stretch' the lack of meat in the Banger.
outside of that germany didn't have as many subway tunnels that deep as england had so no-one could get out of the firestorms that the british used in revenge upon Berlin and mostly dusseldorf and cologne. since the british though very effective don't do anything really awful to another country unless the other country does it first! ever since they tried to fight the USA in 1776-1812 they changed 'how' they fight an enemy, rules of war and all that. mostly they didn't like the way we fight battles, and as it happened niether did ss-storm troopers either! Der Fuerer did remember what fighting americans was like in ww1 so he did try and make us an ally pretty early on in the late 30's there was even the german-american Bund in many american cities. there is the only Nazi's left too are descendants of the Bund.
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