Not if I stop you! *Throws sugar packets like shuriken*

-leaps to the side and watches them embed themselves in the wall behind her- eep... -throws a spoon at choo-

*blocks with a server tray, then tosses it like a Chakram*

-ducks down below it grabbing the tray after it clatters to the floor behind her and tosses it back-

*does a flying jump, lands on the tray for a split second and uses it for a jump kick, aimed right at her*

KIIIYAAAAAAAAA!!!!

-throws up arms and tries to block and skids abit backwards- unf

*takes the split second when you stop skidding and rotates my hips, spinning heel kick trying in to get beside and behind the arms*


RRRAAAAWWWRRRR!!!

O_O -takes the hit, and rolls to the side while throwing another spoon at you-

*stands there and catches the spoon a scant distance infront of my eye, then drops it for scary effect*

What's with the spoon throwing? Huh? You're acting like I was gonna rape you.

*chuckles evilly*

And I think I've proven, if I wanted to, I could... You're good, but not good enough...

keh... ninja's never give up....-pulls string causing spoons and forks to launch at you- we shall do battle again... -poofs away in a smoke screen-

*deflects them with the sides of my paws, knocking them away to stick in the counter tops, bench seats, and one unlucky waitress' hand*

Damn...

*Dodges behind the counter and retaliates with some forks and the charges forward with a butter knife.* Nice work by the way.

-knocks knives aside and charges at you with a spoon held high- why thank you -clashes spoon against your butter knife-

*moves head calmly to the side, deftly dodging a spoon*
*edges closer, butter knife still in scabbard, taking iaijutsu stance*

The Butter Knife Samurai has only one enemy....

The Denny's Spoon Kunoichi!

-stands tall- hmph... you again... -a dramatic wind blows- Do you honestly think you can best me? -changes position and is ready to do battle-

*keeps iaijutsu stance, edging forward some more*

*moves mouth out of sync with words*
I do not think.
I KNOW I can best you. I must!
*draws butter knife with lightning speed*

-throws a random series of spoons at you-

*deflects them with quick positioning of my butter knife*
*one hits the mayor*

-winces for the mayor- sorry sir....

*tilts head* why you stab me with the denny's spoon? i thought you lub me.... o.O *bleeds*

come on you know you like blood...

well yea, i just didnt realise we were playing that way *pulls spoon out of arm* at least its only a flesh wound....

darlin we're allllways playing that way -winks-

but you dont like it when i play that way! *pouts*

oh yeah... hmm...

*licks your cheek* is ok.... we will play some way!

Lol, my roommate works as a server at a Denny's.


Killer work here.

haha thanks

As the weird lil' bal;d kid sad, in 'The Matrix'...

" There is no spoon."

lies all lies! :P you know I still have yet to see that movie.... just know that one line

I'd suggest them. The movies are very cool, with very badass gun fights and such.

SPOON!

I know I am out of order here but I had to Fav this one right away. I'd be the clueless waitor who gets hit in the middle of the face by flying object and is knocked out until it's over. It would be so comical to watch and hearing the clanking silverware.

The pose is a little odd but it's still cool in a comic sort of way. I feel so bad for the victoms if those are tablespoons, but then again any size spoon would be bad (I bet those teaspoons sting).

haha quite right but denny's spoons are extra deadly

Yeeouch! It hurts just thinkin' about it. Good thing I've brought along my pertective spatula.

always a good plan