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Previous Episode • Next EpisodeNiv'ek had been training and torturing and taunting Kevin for over a month now, forcing him to lose weight.
But Kevin had noticed that the more Niv'ek taunted him with doughnuts, and the more weight he lost, the more doughnuts Niv'ek ended up eating.
Kevin thought that if he could somehow overpower Niv'ek (which seemed likely in the near future) then he could fatten him up and perhaps he would become nicer. Not to mention way sexier.
But Kevin was afraid that if he managed to make Niv'ek extremely fat, because Niv'ek was from the Negative Universe that Kevin would have to get smaller, and perhaps even vanish out of existence!
One day, Niv'ek left Kevin and Fat Yoshi (who you will recall had been severely liposuctioned by Niv'ek in a previous episode...) alone in the sauna while he went to eat a few pizzas to satisfy his strangely growing gut.
A nerdy looking white dog walked into the sauna and introduced himself to Kevin and Fat Yoshi.
''Greetings. My name is Mr. Peabody.''
''Hi there! My name's Kevin, and this is Fat Yoshi.''
''Well, he certainly doesn't look very fat!''
''Well, no. You see, we're in a bit of a jam right now...''
''Well, you've found the right dog for the job! Usually I am travelling throughout history with my boy Sherman in the WABAC machine, setting things right. I came here to relax after removing one of Adolf Hitler's testicles, and before venturing back to fix Napoleon Bonaparte's hemorrhoids. How can I be of service to you?''
Kevin explained Niv'ek's appearance through the Stargate during the ion storm, and how they seem to be inversely related – the more weight Kevin loses, the more weight Niv'ek gains.
''Oh...but those effects would be only temporary.'' said Mr. Peabody. ''Let me explain.'' He pulled out a large chalkboard, a piece of white chalk, and a pointer from his pocket and started scribbling equations furiously.
''You see, what you have been observing is a product of the Transdimensional Mass Relationship that must exist to balance the equilibrium of the Positive and Negative Universes. But, as you can see by applying the Lorentz Factor to the Transdimensional Disconnect Translation Matrix...''
''I wanna be fat.'' said Fat Yoshi.
''Quiet you!'' snapped Mr. Peabody.
''As I was saying, the Transdimensional Disconnect Translation Matrix dictates that the longer Niv'ek remains in our universe, the smaller the Lorentz Factor becomes and therefore the inverse Transdimensional Mass Relationship becomes weaker and weaker; why the effect should be nonexistant within 5 weeks' time!
''But why is he eating so many doughnuts and pizza now?'' asked Kevin. ''It's been over five weeks since he arrived.''
''Perhaps they're tasty.'' said Mr. Peabody dryly.
''So if I somehow were to make Niv'ek enormously fat, there would be no danger to me becoming smaller and smaller?'' asked Kevin.
''Not at all.'' said Mr. Peabody.
''Thank you so much, Mr. Peabody! How would I have ever figured this without you?''
''Well, you know what they say, Kevin.''
''What's that, Mr. Peabody?''
''No brain...no gain!''
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Yoshi © Nintendo
Mr. Peabody © Bullwinkle Studios
Special Relativity forumlae by Albert Einstein and courtesy of Wikipedia
Kevin Quarton, Niv'ek Not'rauq & Art © 2008
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Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
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LOL...that was the whole reason Yoshi's in this picture...so Mr. Peabody could say ''quiet you''!
Don't worry...there's lots more Fish Food. I just wanted to finish this one first...I don't have as much time as I used to for drawing...and this one was a little ambitious - finding and writing all those equations, figuring out how to do the steam... I'll put a Fish Food up tomorrow!
Kev
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Don't worry...there's lots more Fish Food. I just wanted to finish this one first...I don't have as much time as I used to for drawing...and this one was a little ambitious - finding and writing all those equations, figuring out how to do the steam... I'll put a Fish Food up tomorrow!
Kev
)÷3
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