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Hitcorn; Silenassasicontrabloomonabsolution 2
FIRST COMMISSION OUT SINCE RETURNING TO BEING A JOBLESS SCHMUCK.
so this one's for
who's been playing some hitman recently. I need to get back to finishing Contracts so I can start Bloodmoney. I'd finish Hitman 2 but they took out the cheats for the PS3 trilogy. And frankly, the cheats for that game made it ludicrously fun.
but anyway, sorry this took me a little bit to get to, normally I'm usually quicker than this. But hope you dig it. I was gonna try to do the whole black/white sin city thing but it didn't quite work out the first time.
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oh and
Nessa -
Mocha -
so this one's for
who's been playing some hitman recently. I need to get back to finishing Contracts so I can start Bloodmoney. I'd finish Hitman 2 but they took out the cheats for the PS3 trilogy. And frankly, the cheats for that game made it ludicrously fun. but anyway, sorry this took me a little bit to get to, normally I'm usually quicker than this. But hope you dig it. I was gonna try to do the whole black/white sin city thing but it didn't quite work out the first time.
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oh and
Nessa -
Mocha -
Category All / General Furry Art
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 965 x 1681px
File Size 1.18 MB
y'know, that is actually a damn good point.
then again, her character isn't a stranger to cruelty, so it's damn well possible she put the hit on herself.
can a hitman do that, now that think about it?
Could a hitman take a hit out on somebody, perform the hit and then get paid?
then again he'd just be paying himself so...
probably take himself to Ihop afterwards for a job well done
then again, her character isn't a stranger to cruelty, so it's damn well possible she put the hit on herself.
can a hitman do that, now that think about it?
Could a hitman take a hit out on somebody, perform the hit and then get paid?
then again he'd just be paying himself so...
probably take himself to Ihop afterwards for a job well done
Which would be weird, because Agent 47 insists multiple times that he is no killer, he is merely the instrument of murder that others wield. So putting a hit out that you carry out yourself would be pretty pathetic.
. . .
Actually, that's so sad that it's actually funny.
Imagine a hitman that is the antithesis of the cool and astonishing hitmen like Altair or Agent 47 or Harman Smith, you get this lonely murderer who is so totally bored that he uses the money he made from assassinations to put out bounties on random people just so he can go out and do some killing.
Talks to himself on the communcator, encouraging himself for doing well in a high falsetto voice and berating himself for doing badly in a deep baritone while's on the mission. Acts like any mirror he's passing by is his partner, and has a whole exchange of banter and inside jokes with his own reflection. Afterwords he rewards himself by heading out to dinner and pretending he's eating with another person before the facade breaks down and he just breaks down over his $90.00 steak.
...Hee hee hee...! X3
. . .
Actually, that's so sad that it's actually funny.
Imagine a hitman that is the antithesis of the cool and astonishing hitmen like Altair or Agent 47 or Harman Smith, you get this lonely murderer who is so totally bored that he uses the money he made from assassinations to put out bounties on random people just so he can go out and do some killing.
Talks to himself on the communcator, encouraging himself for doing well in a high falsetto voice and berating himself for doing badly in a deep baritone while's on the mission. Acts like any mirror he's passing by is his partner, and has a whole exchange of banter and inside jokes with his own reflection. Afterwords he rewards himself by heading out to dinner and pretending he's eating with another person before the facade breaks down and he just breaks down over his $90.00 steak.
...Hee hee hee...! X3
oh god I may have to try and get of my ass to draw that sometime. I can so picture that.
Agent 74.
He's putting together together a sniper rifle on top of an office building that's really just a hunting rifle with a cardboard tube at the end
and he's talking into a shitty digital mickey mouse watch
says to himself in a really high squeaky voice "NOW REMEMBER 74, THE KING PRIME MINISTER BOSS IS HAVING DINNER WITH HIS HOOKER DRUGLORD CONTACT, YOU WILL HAVE TO TAKE DOWN BOTH IN COMPLETE STEALTH, WHICH YOU CAN TOTALLY DO BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A STUDLY MAN 74 AND I YOU MAKE ME WET WITH YOUR SOOTHING VOICE"
"this is hardly the time Rhianna, now leave me to my work, many lives of innocent man and woman people are hanging in the balance of powers that may or may not be to come to power"
"OH 74 YOU'RE SO MANLY"
Then he takes aim fires, and you just hear a clang and cat meowing.
Turns out he's just shooting trashcans in the alley behind his apartment form his window.
Then he stands up looking super serious. "Mission successful." His lip is quivering and he has a tear in his eye
"OH 74 YOU'RE SO SUPER AWESOME AT THE ASSASSINATING YOU SHOULD COME TO MY HOUSE AND MAKE SWEET LOVE TO ME BECAUSE I'M STILL HERE AND DIDN'T RUN OFF WITH 68 TWO WEEKS AGO AND BROKE YOUR FRAGILE LITTLE HEART."
"I have no time to worry about that Rhianna because I am a super ninja assassin whose awesome and great and so good at OH GOD I'M SO ALONE, *uncontrollable sobbing*
Then there'd be a banging on his door from the landlord
"74, SHUT UP, IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU AGAIN I'LL BOOT YOU OUT"
"I'M AN ASSASSIN, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO"
"SURE YOU ARE 74, I'LL BE SURE TO WARN THE TRASHCANS YOU'RE ON THE PROWL."
then he just curls up in the fetal position with his gun and bottle of jack and cries himself to sleep.
Agent 74.
He's putting together together a sniper rifle on top of an office building that's really just a hunting rifle with a cardboard tube at the end
and he's talking into a shitty digital mickey mouse watch
says to himself in a really high squeaky voice "NOW REMEMBER 74, THE KING PRIME MINISTER BOSS IS HAVING DINNER WITH HIS HOOKER DRUGLORD CONTACT, YOU WILL HAVE TO TAKE DOWN BOTH IN COMPLETE STEALTH, WHICH YOU CAN TOTALLY DO BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A STUDLY MAN 74 AND I YOU MAKE ME WET WITH YOUR SOOTHING VOICE"
"this is hardly the time Rhianna, now leave me to my work, many lives of innocent man and woman people are hanging in the balance of powers that may or may not be to come to power"
"OH 74 YOU'RE SO MANLY"
Then he takes aim fires, and you just hear a clang and cat meowing.
Turns out he's just shooting trashcans in the alley behind his apartment form his window.
Then he stands up looking super serious. "Mission successful." His lip is quivering and he has a tear in his eye
"OH 74 YOU'RE SO SUPER AWESOME AT THE ASSASSINATING YOU SHOULD COME TO MY HOUSE AND MAKE SWEET LOVE TO ME BECAUSE I'M STILL HERE AND DIDN'T RUN OFF WITH 68 TWO WEEKS AGO AND BROKE YOUR FRAGILE LITTLE HEART."
"I have no time to worry about that Rhianna because I am a super ninja assassin whose awesome and great and so good at OH GOD I'M SO ALONE, *uncontrollable sobbing*
Then there'd be a banging on his door from the landlord
"74, SHUT UP, IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU AGAIN I'LL BOOT YOU OUT"
"I'M AN ASSASSIN, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO"
"SURE YOU ARE 74, I'LL BE SURE TO WARN THE TRASHCANS YOU'RE ON THE PROWL."
then he just curls up in the fetal position with his gun and bottle of jack and cries himself to sleep.
Damn.
That's even sadder than what I pictured.
And therefore funnier! :D
It gets even worse/better if you imagine that this guy was one of the many "Failures" that happened when they were making 47.
Constantly getting slammed in sparing, missing every target on the shooting range, blurting out his identity undercover, but still managing to just barely survive the schooling.
He was all set to begin his career, but after 47 took his revenge, there was no Agency anymore, so agents like 74 were left to flounder.
Some flourished, and he... didn't.
So now he's stuck scraping by with his mediocre skills and a crushingly low sense of self-esteem. He can't get jobs because no one takes him seriously, and he can't earn respect because he's flat broke.
Thus he spends his days living in a fantasy world so he doesn't have to confront his bleak reality. X3
That's even sadder than what I pictured.
And therefore funnier! :D
It gets even worse/better if you imagine that this guy was one of the many "Failures" that happened when they were making 47.
Constantly getting slammed in sparing, missing every target on the shooting range, blurting out his identity undercover, but still managing to just barely survive the schooling.
He was all set to begin his career, but after 47 took his revenge, there was no Agency anymore, so agents like 74 were left to flounder.
Some flourished, and he... didn't.
So now he's stuck scraping by with his mediocre skills and a crushingly low sense of self-esteem. He can't get jobs because no one takes him seriously, and he can't earn respect because he's flat broke.
Thus he spends his days living in a fantasy world so he doesn't have to confront his bleak reality. X3
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