Its also why i wish i could get laser surgery to remove any neck hair permanently : I its disgusting.

It just won't go away. I have a real problem with my own neck hair too.

Damn my Swedish...Norwegian...nah its cause I'm Polish ;w; Just plain old boring Polish XD Anyway very nice way of representing it with tentacles X3 its so damn accurate.

LOL thanks!

Why do you hate America ? D:

Aw, I made a mistake with linking Thoreau

Oh gawd...and lol its not just America XD neckbeardism is an epidemic around teh world.

"AHOY THERE MATEY, THAT PORN YE BE LOOKIN FER AINT MEANT FER TAE' EYES A MORTAL MEN"

I got nothin against ya, squidie. I just heard there was gold in yar belly!

utilikilt

yes

the guys that somehow make utilikilts NOT sexy

Utilikilts are sexy? XD

YES THEY ARE!!!!!!

Well, maybe I'm not the target audience. XP

I think he's my neighbor.

I wouldn't doubt it! XD

Do you fear life? Do you fear social contact? Any sense of self respect, all your behavior judged? I can offer you…an escape.

lol

Mr. Soap disapproves of your stench!

Makes me glad I dont get neck hair

Ahhh, just another day at work for me, no I don't have that variant cover, sorry..

He hasn't discovered the magic of electric razors yet

oh no

People like him are motivation for me to shave, shower, exercise and socialize.

Cthulhu goes to the conventions !?

Now let's see your interpretation of his fat girlfriend.

Ok this gives a New Meaning to the word "Weird Beard". still a classic though....

He lives at every convention.

so true!

Oh my.

Have you seen the loot tables for these things? If you have the right elemental damage, you can really rake in the cash just torching Greater Neckbeards all day.

good to see you did fanart of Harry Knowles, king of the neckbeards!

I hear he wears a diaper while he reviews movies so he doesn't have to get up and pee.

I heard that too. that guy is such a man child.

plus I will never forget his review on the American Godzilla movie.

Oh? What did he say?

yeah that he loved it.

thing is, at that time the studio who made that movie actually invited him to a screening of the movie. they treated him to a feast before the movie. so you can see where I am going with this.

Ugh that guy is such a piece of shit.

yup same here. there are a lot of this big nerds that a lot of people look up to who I really do not like. him and tom Preston are the two I think of the most.

on the female side of things, there is Olivia Munn and Jessica Chobot are two I really can not stand.

well good to know that there are cool nerds i can say are great like you

Aw shucks!

Not sure who Olivia Munn and Jessica Chobot are, though. Are they, like, some sort of hosts on a TV show about video games? That's all I can figure from Google.

Olivia Munn was a host on attack of the show on the former G4. her big think is that she is supposed to be a sexy women who is in nerd stuff but by the way she talks about things like that you can tell she does not give a shit. I remember watching a star wars documentary about star wars fans( it is a shitty documentary by the way, kind of like the Brony documentary) and she appears in it for no reason.

while Jessica Chobot was a host on IGN. her most famous claim to fame was licking a PSP, no joke. from this, she got a job hosting on IGN. he has left IGN but has appered in a number of video games. the most noticeably was in the game Mass Effect 3 where you can have sex with her....I am not even making that up. plus the character model looks like her too! all I am thinking is that I lot of nerd will eat that shit up.

so both kind of fall under the same camp for me. hope that helps

Ugh I hate that nerd pandering. Nerds will aet up any shit. I seriously do not understand why nerds think that a girl supposedly liking nerd stuff makes her sexier. That is ridiculous. It's like that bullshit with Felicia Day all over again.

you took the words right out of me. it really is the worst.

oh yeah I remember you telling me about Felicia Day.

yeah nowadays you see a lot of nerd pandering. if not that you see nerd blackface.

oh if only they had anything as interesting as tentacles

Instead it's just more of the same unwashed goobers.

Oh, so this is the infamous "neckbeard" I've heard so much about.