The following is an Excerpt from the Minion Handbook of Overlord Fox:

On the transportation of goods:

All foodstuffs of sweet inclination MUST not be left in the Central loading dock for more than one minute before being transported to thier allocated designation either, by reason of its immediate demand, the Galley, or the Pantry.

Furthermore once arriving at its destination the minion in charge of transport must be sure to re-set the algorithmic lock on the containment vessel.

Chapter 12: Imports and Exports, Page 542, Standard protocol. Paragraph 4
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Another Excerpt from the Minion Handbook of Overlord Fox:

All minions must be in uniform at all times. Complaining of the colour, rank, or design will see you suspended upsidedown over boiling chocolate whilst Bane watches hungrily awaiting her chocolate covered minion snack. (this level of criticism also extends to the overlords music choices that are broadcast throughout the lair. Be thankful she allows MP3 players as standard issue.

For those purchasing thier uniform from the catalog please ask what your rank is from your supirior officer. The proper design is Article 2571 in the Royal Purple Colour. Neglecting to get the proper Colour will see you covered in powdered sugar and set loose during Bane's playtime.

Chapter 1: uniforms and apperance. Page 2, Paragraph 3.

Commissioned by Fringe of his minionsona :P