Little Tales - Monologuing
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Although I was playing Skyrim at the time, this was somewhat inspired by Elder Scrolls: Oblivion. In one of the big faceoff scenes withGeneral Zod Mankar Camoran, I ended up popping his servants with arrows and then taking him down with one solid swing from my mace in mid-monologue. Seriously, don't they warn bad guys about doing that? (Also, 100% chameleon rocks)
I love playing roguish types in games like this, where I can just sneak up on someone and one shot them. I'm a horrible person.
Although I was playing Skyrim at the time, this was somewhat inspired by Elder Scrolls: Oblivion. In one of the big faceoff scenes with
I love playing roguish types in games like this, where I can just sneak up on someone and one shot them. I'm a horrible person.
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I used that in Morrowind. Spears are the best melee weapons in my opinion, at least for speedy characters like my shirtless Argonian acrobat. Nothing can hit you because you outrange everything, just dancing around them juuuust outside of their reach. I'd feel sorry for them if they were actual people that could get frustrated by such a tactic.
ROFL... I love this. I got kicked outof a gaming group for exactly this...
GM: Lord Insidious waves his arms, 'Fear me, Oh Morta...'
ME: I shoot him in the face.
GM: What?!
Me: Free action... I shoot him in the face.
GM: <blinks...then frowns> Uh... um... roll damge... <mutters sting of curses>
GM: Lord Insidious waves his arms, 'Fear me, Oh Morta...'
ME: I shoot him in the face.
GM: What?!
Me: Free action... I shoot him in the face.
GM: <blinks...then frowns> Uh... um... roll damge... <mutters sting of curses>
This reminds me of playing River City Ransom, a side-scrolling beat'em up for the NES. A friend of mine and I were playing two-player co-op, and after trashing all of the thugs in our way we finally made it to the end boss. The boss starts monologuing his tough guy talk, but what we found out was that this wasn't a cut scene, or even a pause in the game, so we were still able to move around and, most importantly, attack. So we bum-rushed the guy just as he was starting his monologue, flanked him, and started air juggling him like a tennis ball. It was the most hilariously anticlimatic boss battle I've ever seen in a video game, and it was awesome.
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