Chan-chan, directing me on how to draw her fursona: “Okay, she’s a kitsune, so—wait wait why are her legs so short!? Taller! She’s a tall fox, alright!? Okay make her hair all sweet like mine...give her some sweet clips or something! Something Nippon! Like onigiri! Don’t call them riceballs, they’re onigiri! Give her sweet peircings, too! Like not all crazy gothy but still, like, ippai cool, alright? Yeaaah sugoi like that! Oh and her eyes are cool—uh, give her a funny-shaped pupil! No no just on the one side! Homochroma! Ore? No I’m pretty sure it’s called Homochroma. (Hetero means normal, right? ...Hai, hai.) She needs cool clothes like me! WELL IF SHE HAS HAIR WHY CAN’T SHE HAVE CLOTHES!? ...S’right! Liiike not quite...ooh yeah that’s cute! Give her s’more buckles and stuff! Okay now a sweet coon-tail tail...it is not confusing, just do what I say! Ah, fuck hai, that’s kawaii! Sugoooi! Arigato, Oba-chan! Ore? Eya, I’m pretty sure it’s Oba. What would you know, Yankee!?”