(Comic reposted with permission from  GokutotheZ)

It felt like forever, but my feet finally stopped growing. By the time they did stop though, they must have easily been over 100' tall, each! I did my best to keep them still, since I could feel a few stragglers hanging onto my toes, completely at a loss as to what to do next.

Let me tell you something, though. I never wanted a foot massage so badly in my life. You think you've had sore feet? Trying sporting a pair that could easily cross a football field in a few steps! Not that I had any intention of trying. My feet were so heavy, sore and tingly I ended up staying there for hours.

I'd never hear the end of this tomorrow morning, I told myself.