Another photo from my recent flirtation with stand-up comedy, where it goes without saying I performed in the persona of a sarcastic, disgruntled 6ft talking rabbit.

In this one you can see a carrot in my hand, which was from a joke towards the end of my routine. I go up to someone in the audience, get a bit sensual, say "Is this a carrot in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?". Short pause, awkward laughs at the pun. Suddenly go back to being disgruntled "It's just a carrot, don't get full of yourself".

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Maybe doesn't work in text, but it got a decent laugh at the time.