The ‘Stache

God, I love your ‘stache.
That beautiful bushy mustache.
How could one not want to dash,
Into the warm embrace of the ‘stache?
God, I love my ‘stache.
Long and thick.
This hairy thing on my lip.
My 'stache is amazing,
Send your mind a’blazing,
Some call me a streaker,
But is it a crime to run up,
And flash my big beautiful mustache?!
Everyone loves this ‘stache,
When I take a dive,
I make a bigger splash with my mustache!
#yolo #swag,
These don’t apply to me,
I got class,
They can’t touch this ‘stache.
Yo homie I can tell you hella fake,
Walking around with that stick-on mustache,
Bet it cost you $0 cash.
I walk down the street, making cars crash,
The drivers be so distracted by this sexy 'stache.
Look at the page this is posted on,
A whole page dedicated to me right here!
I am the 'stache!
Come to my house and you’ll get a flash of this mustache.

Written by  BDog14157