Note that it's not, "3 inches" or "4 inches" no, we gotta make sure its 2 FINGERS UNDER THE BUTTOCKS plus two inches. Mmmm, dream job.

That'd make a rather interesting picture, I think. I might give that a whirl myself - "County Skirt Inspector!"

"Uhm, are you SURE this is what you're supposed to do?"

"Oh, yes, the county INSISTS! The measurements are to be PRECISELY two-finger-widths, plus two inches, below the buttocks. Clearly, I have to use my fingers from the base of your buttocks, and this ruler, to get an accurate measurement of your skirt! Otherwise the reading won't be accurate at all!"

Mind you, the women you tend to draw never seem to have enough clothing to have even SEEN a skirt, much less know about this rule, I think...

You and me will have to fight to get that job1-D

stupid morally conscious mothers and/or morally straight Christians ruining it for EVERYONE!

Amen to that xD

I always wondered, why do they give a crap? Cheerleaders fling their legs up ALL THE TIME. They are supposed to get pantie shots. It's in the job description.

Man I can't believe I missed that in the paper!

I hate when that happens!