Ha ha ha, lovely ^^ ^^

AND HE SHALL RISE AGAIN.

i adore the happy cloud :D

I saw it, too, and wondered if that was put there on purpose.

Wondrous.

Can I join this religion? : D

We require your firstborn as a pledge of faith.

Will a block of meat shaped like an infant be good enough?

Yes.

Oh my, I love the expression on the girl beneath

At least this means I don't have to crosspost the possible new doodle I'm make of your characters and perhaps Carol as well

OH LAWDY

oh lordy

Stop mocking  shugo-wolf by repeating them.

It's good to see we can let bygones be bygones. >.>

dig the Carol Magdalene there :D welcome back!

That's  sickeleye

B&

OH SHIT D: RUNRUNRUNRUN

OUR SAVIOUR

Wait a minute?
Is John Lennon our saviour?
Did he ressurect??
Did I miss something?

*watches thread* :3

LMAO

if you had a yearbook i would write
"DONT EVER CHANGE"

You had quite a while to plan this one, insensitive one of hurtful comments

(Please read the ToS before posting... Thanks :)

Banning you for defiling Christianity also

This is harassment.

Cerberus, you are harassing me and must be banned.

Because I can't block you or anything.

Oh my God Mr. Rogers! Nooooo... So many images.

Now say it with feeling!

lmbo..

*continues to watch thread* :3

I want a furry Jesus.

Ban me a furry Jesus.

Asshats go in the ban bucket.

(Please read the ToS before posting... Thanks :)

(Please read the PoS before toasting... Thanks :)

WHEN YOU VORE OF DRAGON, YOU VORE OF ME. Glugging down the communion wine and hurling those neat little wafer biscuit things like ninja throwing stars now.

welcome back, how was the afterlife?

Itchy.

sorry to hear that.

They don't have lotion in furry heaven? Now that's a surprise.

Anuses are self-cleaning AND lubricating in furry heaven.

FORGIVE ME FOR I AM IGNORANT. In furry heaven, I shall remain so, too.

Ahahaha

Goddammit Sonderjen

I smell a sequel, and it smells like lilacs...

Oh shit yes.

HALLLAYYYLOOOYAHHH

*bites the head off a dragon* NOMNOMNOMNOM

OH WAI...

The BLACK POWER fist is what cinches this.

CANIGETTAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYMAAAYYYYYYYUNNN

He is risen indeed!

Oh YOU. =3

Sacrelicious.

He truly was the Messiah!

He's been taken up!



















Oh wait, there he is over there.

Thou art my saviourzzz!!! Oh he who brings epic lulz and witty banter!
Srsly, I'd have your childs if i had a vagina.....but I don't....... >.>

You'll have to say a fuckload of Hail Marys to atone for this one. It says so in the ToS

*continues to watch thread* :3

*watches your watching*

*continues the watching, read the TOS*

Purr.

Wait-wait-wait.

If you've assumed your rightful place in the kingdom of heaven be coming back here, does that mean that this is as good as it gets? That all I have to look forward to for the rest of eternity is ... this?

What does that make hell then?

VCL.

Naw. I don't buy it. I mean, why's VCL so bad? it's dated, and, it's full of shit? Anything else?

Well, dated, i can give you, but the VCL is at least searchable, and it doesn't die every six weeks.

And as for being full of shit, have you taken a look 'round lately?

How about Side7?

I was thinking more along the lines of Elfwood, but I think Side7 trumps everything.

Welcome Back, Oh Persecuted One.

If I'm not mistaken, wasn't the guy who persectured the Christian named DragonNero?

Oh, that's harsh, man. Harsh.

The joke wrote itself. I couldn't help it! I'm a week sinner, after all.

Love how you used the image height to your advantage here. I lolled^^

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qhzsxEC-psA

Personal Jesus

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gq01UYiMyHg

Big Butter Jesus!

I can't believe it's not Jesus!

All the people come there to pray and wipe their toast on him.

Mmmm... Yum, holy toast.

I'm saving this one for Easter

Sonderjen has been banned MULTIPLE TIMES for exactly this sort of thing

Shit, that's the first time I've heard of that.

So if there's now a hypothetical submission created that is so very clearly a "lulz Sonderjen got pwned" in-joke with stacking of back-slapping comments (heck, let's spread it around a few other drama sites, even though those don't count for FA purposes), you'd be more than happy with that?
OK, maybe you would... I'd be fully expecting the administration to be doing something about that, though. Especially if that person had a history of deliberately laughing at other's expense without realising that FA is a safe-haven for RL people to enjoy, not a political pressure cooker where everyone is "fair game" for whatever cutting satire one cares to throw around. Is that not a clear enough distinction?

What?

The enemies of intellectual liberty always try to present their case as a plea for discipline versus individualism. The issue truth-versus-untruth is as far as possible kept in the background. Although the point of emphasis may vary, the writer who refuses to sell his opinions is always branded as a mere egoist. He is accused, that is, of either wanting to shut himself up in an ivory tower, or of making an exhibitionist display of his own personality, or of resisting the inevitable current of history in an attempt to cling to unjustified privilege.

"Thank you, Mr Blair. You may go to your room now: Room 101."




Mark

Send Sonderjen! Not me!

"Mr Sonderjen is ultimately harmless and no actual threat to the Establishment; he presents no danger beyond mild sarcasm. The Ministry reserves its ire for those, like you, who willingly and disruptively quote subversive writers. Ideas, not images, are ultimately the greatest danger, as the architects of Newspeak have long understood. This way, please."



Mark

Well, hell.

"Some have called it that, yes. We prefer to think of it as... a product-demonstration salon."



Mark

You're not trying to sell me Amway are you?

"Please! There are certain dystopian political-economic atrocities from which even we in the Ministry must recoil."




Mark

I'm sorry.. It's just that all this room 101 business, combined with images of hell and 'product-demonstration' has my imagination running amok.

"Here in the Ministry, we have heard it said that Hell is a shopping mall: a locale of infinite promise and miniscule reward; a boulevard of pointless dreams, where one might wander endlessly in Escherian circles with no boundary in sight... and no purpose, either. The authors you have quoted, here and elsewhere, would have understood these concepts and their political-economic-societal implications; they would have struggled to make such implications clear. That is the source of true rebellion, true subversion, true danger. And that source must be corrected through the gentle guidance of the ministry.

"But never with Amway; that would be nasty nasty nasty."




Mark

Soooo.. Hell is pure, unadulterated consumption? It's pandering to ones own wants by worshiping the Ego at the gluttonous temple of unrestrained commercial excess?

Does that make Ayn Rand the devil?

"'Make'? One does not 'make' that which 'is'.

"But we jest... a Ministerial vice, if you must know. We do what we can to suppress it.

"Rand, of course, was a minor devil, Our Lady of Schoolboy Fantasies, a figure of major importance on that most minor of media, the Internet. No, Mr or Ms ElSeven, true wickedness lies elsewhere, just as opposition to that wickedness lies elsewhere. Rebellion within the limits of the Internet, while amusing and often witty, carries no weight in the greater world; and the imagery of rebellion comes easily: it brings no cost, no martyrdom, no ultimate price to be paid in blood or in sweat or in life. Any victories there are purely ephemeral and purely ineffective, no matter how gaily festooned with the tinsel of religious inconography and the tang of cartoon sarcasm.

"If Hell does indeed exist -- and here at the Ministry, we do our best to create the closest possible analogue! -- at its very least, at its most minuscule and personal, it might constitute nothing more than Internet recognition gained for false achievement (false bravado, false rebellion, false resurrection), instead of for the very small yet very genuine, very undeniable, very memorable things that a person can do, and do very well.

Cartoons, for example: excellent cartoons. Cartoons that can speak for themselves, on their own terms. Cartoons that carry greater value than any temporary bad-boy reputation could provide: a value that should remain secure, long after the shouting and distractions have faded. Or so we can always hope, in all sincerity (a word whose definition we had to look up on a Web search engine).

"But enough! Room 101 awaits. Would you care to see our latest line of... products?"




Mark

After all this build up, how can I refuse to see what lies behind the above mentioned door? Lead on, to my Monty Hall-esque doom!

Though, I beg one more answer, vis a vie said doom, if you don't mind? Forgive me if I've missed something, but why me? I mean, certainly there are those more deserving of this doom qua room then I? (spouter of platitudes and egg-headed grumpiness that I am) Is it these platitudes that have spouted, which have brought me low, or, the familiarity with their sources, no matter how imperfect my understanding? Certainly the self-righteous and self important are better left alone, so as to better obscure these genuine and sincere things behind clouds of rhetoric and scholastic haze?

"Doom qua room" -- I like that.

But seriously....

I've said enough.





Mark

Hee.

I'm not sure if your just playing along or if you aren't realizing what dq405 is referencing the book 1984. If you haven't read it, you should. It will make you hate all modern day politicians, regardless of party.

The comparison is being made between the the suppression of ideas on FA to the suppression of free thought in the society depicted in 1984.

Yes. Yes I know this. While it has been many years since the reading of that thin volume drew aside the mystic curtain from the cruel face of Truth, I still managed to read the clues that pointed towards Mr. Orwell's oeuvre.

But, the fact that his first response comes in response to my copypaste from Mr. Orwell's The Prevention of Literature, (which you might find interesting in its entirety, if you're interested in the way that extant societies suppress free thought) was a pretty big tip off as well.

Thanks for the heads-up though.

The point that I was attempting to make -- and failed to make -- was that FA is hardly Airstrip One, the admins are hardly Preventers of Literature, the banned and resurrected are hardly Winston Smith... or, for that matter, Eric Arthur Blair.

We're neither Big Brothers nor Underground Rebels, Dictators nor Martyrs, Monsters nor Heroes; the metaphors valid in the larger world of politics really don't apply here. We're just members of a fucked-up Website, and we're all making those typically fucked-up mistakes that characterize life on the Internet.

That's all.




Mark

Truthfully, in retrospect, I don't think you failed in making your point. No, rather, I'm just too slow on the uptake, to busy enjoying what I took to be witty banter to see beyond the next post.

After all, these are the internets, who really has anything serious to say?

I do.




Mark

Duly noted!

Thank you.







Mark

Thanks

Google?
Orkut?
gmail?
Gtalk?
o.O

Halo doubles as COCK JEWELRY.

LOL that was great
good to have you back ^.^

hehe, this is rather epic. Sickeleye looks very cute there too.

Who are you

Who are you

Some douche on the internet & u?

Just some dick.

I'm BATMAN!

*continues to watch thread* :3

Only one word can describe this new religion. Sonderjenity.

Blasphematastic!

See what Ragnarok is all about now...

oh wai.

*starts the countermovement by drawing a pentagram and awaits the Anti-jen*

FURRY CHRIST! SUPERSTAR! WHO ARE YOU WHAT THAT THEY SAY YOU ARE?

What's the fuss?
Tell me what's'a happenin'.

(repeat ad infinitum) >:C

Why should you want to know?

HAI JESUS :D

"That Jeesus guy has a slow connection. Took him 3 DAYS to respawn!" :D

I think I've seen that joke a few times in the last few days, and it never gets old :D

Also... you back, man?

Or just lurking?

Mostly lurking these days. I'm not against doin furry art, or arts in general, just don't seem to have the oomf to do any...

Was the smiley-face in the upper cloud intentional?




Mark

Yes. I'm glad people are wondering if it's intentional - I didn't want it to be TOO obvious.

It took me a while to notice.






Mark

I'm not very good with things like that

sorry if i sounded arrogant

What? How'd you get that?

For some reason, he reminds me of Jazz from the Fresh Prince. xD

I'm not entirely sure what's happening, but it looks cool enough.

heh, Epic!

that smile makes this peice. keep up the good work sonderjen

Oddly reminds me of Weekend at Bernie's.

Tho it was not quite as epic as this hurr.

Oh dear god, I see it.

Haha, self owned.

ahahahahaha! Wonderful 'n hilarious! I +fav a Xian inspired pic, wow, never thought I'd see the day...

ECKSIAN.

It's okay because it's sacriligious. :D

Who is this guy? John Lennon?

This is the Jen of Sonder.

I'm not shure if i'm the first to spot this but I see a Star Wars refence =P

No you don't.

LOL great ness ^.^

It's all about the grin and the fist in the air.

This would have been the GREATEST 1980's TEEN COMEDY EVER. Open your hymnals to "Don't You Forget About Me."

Wine and wafers for all... But if you don't have any, do the next best thing: Vodka and Saltines.

lol i think i see a hidden face in the second cloud, its all the way to the right.

AND REMEMBER: IF YOU SEE YOUR SHADOW, SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER.

Ahhh, the good old days.