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THE BACON IS A LIE!

by Dorian Anthro Artist

18 years ago

Some heartless bastard has replaced the bacon in our home with a processed turkey based bacon like substance.

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Category Sub-Category Species Resolution File Size All Fat Furs Vulpine (Other) 700 x 615 67 kB

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female u_dorian c_all t_fat_furs s_vulpine_other

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kitzune_wolf ~kitzunewolf

Writer

18 years ago

this reminds me of those baconbits commercials except the dog realized the truth

Dorian ∞dorian

Anthro Artist

18 years ago

The dogs know it's not bacon, just most dogs will eat anything you give them.

kitzune_wolf ~kitzunewolf

Writer

18 years ago

yea, I guess...

ceceilfelias ~ceceilfelias

Watcher

18 years ago

The Enrichment Center reminds you that your Weighted Companion Bacon is not alive and therefore cannot speak.

Dorian ∞dorian

Anthro Artist

18 years ago

Help the bacon like substance is telling me bad things.

ceceilfelias ~ceceilfelias

Watcher

18 years ago

You must euthanize it.

Master_Theta ~mastertheta

Anthro Artist

18 years ago

Everything must DIE!!!!

Dorian ∞dorian

Anthro Artist

18 years ago

DEATH TO THE PURVEYORS OF FLASE BACON!

Rudoji Lape ~wingcommanderrudoji

Recovering Since 2007

18 years ago

Man, that actually makes me feel kinda sad. No one should replace the 'hog, no one!

Dorian ∞dorian

Anthro Artist

18 years ago

I have had beef bacon, that is some good stuff.

Rudoji Lape ~wingcommanderrudoji

Recovering Since 2007

18 years ago

No turkey substitute though, not now, when bacon is king! And there's that guy goin' "HE DOESN'T KNOW IT'S NOT BACON...BLAHBLAHBLAH!"

I KNOW IT'S NOT BACON! NOW I MAUL YO'S FACE!

lizardprotector ~lizardprotector

dead weight

14 years ago

At least it wasn't tofu bacon.

Pico ~pico

Photographer

18 years ago

being fat is cool imho.

Dorian ∞dorian

Anthro Artist

18 years ago

Especially when it is a rollypolly little vixen in need of a tummy rub.

draconicus ~draconicus

Lewd Wordsmith

18 years ago

How do you reach the cookies in that kitchen? o..O

Dorian ∞dorian

Anthro Artist

18 years ago

Step stool.

Farx ∞farx

Art Whore

18 years ago

I can't believe it's not bacon.

Dorian ∞dorian

Anthro Artist

18 years ago

I can.

hanksamson ~hanksamson

Writer

18 years ago

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!1

i need my real Canadian Crack as well... i feel for ya, bud... *hugs you and cries on your shoulder* I NEED THE REAL STUFF! I NEED MAH FIX!!! ITS NOT HERE IN COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!

Dorian ∞dorian

Anthro Artist

18 years ago

*patpats your back*

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Dorian ∞dorian

Anthro Artist

18 years ago

Gotta be careful of eggs, they can turn on you.

Wallaroo_Blacke ~wallarooblacke

Traditional Artist + DAZ User

18 years ago

Terrible... to replace bacon with a turkey substitute!!!

WE WANT THE REAL DEAL, DAMMIT!!!

IzzyWolf ~izzywolf

Anthro Artist

18 years ago

Turky bacon is a crime against furmanity! it is evil and must be destroyed... Quick! someone call destructicus!

Waccoon ~waccoon

Hauptbär Dummkopf

18 years ago

No kidding. I tried one of those, once, and it tasted like sawdust. Most dog food does.

Stop looking at me like that.

Dorian ∞dorian

Anthro Artist

18 years ago

This was human food, but as bout as tasty sawdust processed meat, maybe that was the filler used.

Osiris ~osiris

Traditional Artist

18 years ago

Well, dogs, oddly enough, do not have very sophisticated tongues where it comes to taste.
If they did, would they lick a human being???

Osiris ~osiris

Traditional Artist

18 years ago

BACON?
WHAT BACON WHERE?
*bites*

lizardprotector ~lizardprotector

dead weight

18 years ago

I get the same feeling at McDonald's. T.=.T

Dorian ∞dorian

Anthro Artist

18 years ago

McGreasy's serves lard with various meat flavorings added.

Feltail ~feltail

Digital Artist

18 years ago

That's a crime punishable by flogging... in a town square... at high noon... infront of the queen!

Dorian ∞dorian

Anthro Artist

18 years ago

No, they need to be punished by being forced to eat every meal, every day for a year or until their arteries plug up, which ever comes first.

evertide ~evertide

Writer

18 years ago

Baaahahaha! From someone who works with dogs, this is GREAT.

Shane the Freestyler ~shanetheraccoon-dog

Dream Traveler/Time Sweeper

17 years ago

NOOOOOO!!!!!! ToT

I WANT BACON!!! GIVE ME BACON!!!!! >o<

Dorian ∞dorian

Anthro Artist

17 years ago

*hands you a baseball bat* If you can get it away from the vixen it's yours.

Shane the Freestyler ~shanetheraccoon-dog

Dream Traveler/Time Sweeper

17 years ago

I don’t need a bat! ^_~
*Dashes at the speed of sound and takes the bacon*
*With mouth full* I’m too fast!

Dorian ∞dorian

Anthro Artist

17 years ago

*watches you run around with a pinksune clamped to your leg by her teeth*

Shane the Freestyler ~shanetheraccoon-dog

Dream Traveler/Time Sweeper

17 years ago

See? I told you! I’m ju . . . O_o

Why are you looking at me like that? ._.
*Looks down*
YEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!! >o<

How did that little thing manage catch me!? I’m the world’s fastest canine! >-<#

Dorian ∞dorian

Anthro Artist

17 years ago

Never underestimate the power of bacon over a fat fox.

Shane the Freestyler ~shanetheraccoon-dog

Dream Traveler/Time Sweeper

17 years ago

Hey! My best friend’s a fox, and he never mentioned anything like this!

Dorian ∞dorian

Anthro Artist

17 years ago

It's sort of one of those gravity field thingies, fat foxes are naturally accelerate towards bacon despite the volicity that it is moving away from them. It is scientific.

Shane the Freestyler ~shanetheraccoon-dog

Dream Traveler/Time Sweeper

17 years ago

Shane: Axel is this true?
Axel: Never heard of it!
Shane: Tails?
Tails: Beats me!
Shane: Anybody!?
Team TanKit: *Silence*
Team Sonic: *Silence*
Shane: -_-; I guess this is something new.