I just doodle.

I'm a fringe furry.
I appreciate the art, I'm not very involved in the fandom.
Sometimes I go to the local con for a day or two.
Usually I forget.

When I run out of ideas or feeling stagnant, I sometimes do requests.

I mostly like to draw pin-up girls or single entity smut.
Sometimes I do other things. My interests change at a whim.
I draw much darker things when nobody is looking.

The pen to my tablet is missing, so I'm feeling a little monochromatic at the moment.
Color should return at a later date.
Color is overrated anyhow.

Yes, I do know how to draw guys.
No, I generally don't.
Yes, I enjoy cock as much as the next furry.
No, I don't want yours.
Yes, I like to write in little stanzas.
No, you can't have mine, either.
Yes, we have no bananas.
No, I don't take any of this seriously.

I once heard that each cigarette smoked takes a minute off one's life.
That's why I aim for three packs a day.
You think I'm joking.

Okay - What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Happy now?