18 or lower means you're not stupid.

[ ] You don't speak english and used one translator to read some things
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed out loud, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It is possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it
[ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x] People have called you slow.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class.
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, hair or pocket.
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[ ] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[ ] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.

TOTAL: 24