-Current relationship status: Single

-Longest relationship: Six months

-Shortest relationship: Three months

-How many people have you broken up with?: None

-How many people have broken up with you?: Three

-How many times has circumstance ended the relationship?: Once, it was a summer fling and we went off to college

-How many times have you truly been in love?: I would say once, but she was someone else's girl. Doesnt mean i didnt try anyways :P

-How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you that they love you?: All of them...

-Have you ever thought that you were going to marry the person you were with?: Maybe once

-Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?: Not during a relationship. It's always after the breakup that you realize there was a big fucking hole that person left empty in your life

-Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?: I aint no tool

-Have you ever cried over a boyfriend or girlfriend?: Yes... but it was more like a screaming rage kind of crying. For being mad at myself for thinking it was my fault that we broke up.

-Are you happier single or in a relationship?: I can be content being single, but I'm definitely happier in a relationship

-Have you ever been cheated on?: If I have, I dont know about it.

-Have you ever cheated?: No, fuck that.

-What is your favorite thing about the (same) sex?: More predictable, more common interests like camping and video games and football and smoking

-What makes you melt?: Puppy-dog eyes, I... I cannot refuse any request made with those eyes.

-What is the best part of being in a relationship?: The trust. I dont open up to anybody unless i know them REALLY well. And its nice to tell someone else my deep dark secrets.

-What is the worst part of being in a relationship?: Girls always come baggaged with expectations. Maybe i just havent found a mature enough girls yet who lives in this thing i like to call reality.

-Worst relationship?: My summer fling after high school graduation. I asked her to date me, but it quickly degraded to friends-with-benefits. She knew what was going on, I knew what was going on. I was too horny to say no, and all she wanted was sex and nothing else. That bitch messed with my head. Never again...

-Have you ever had your heart broken?: Duh

-Have you ever broken someone's heart?: Yes, it sucks and i hated it. But it was necessary

-Do you talk to any of your exes?: My latest one, yes. We are still friends I guess.

-If you could go back in time and change things to where you could still be with one of your exes, would you?: Not really. I like where i am right now.

-Do you think any of your exes feel the same way?: Maybe, but who gives a darn?

-What is your type?: Smart, shy, cute, slightly nerdy, and genuine

-Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?: Yes, i am truthful and committed and i listen to people's problems. I AM the nice guy. Dont take that to mean that i'm just some doormat however

-Have you dated people who were not good to you?: Yeah, see question about worst relationship

-Have you been in an abusive relationship?: Does emotional count?

-Have you ever had sex with someone just so that they would stay with you?: What does this question even mean?

-Have you ever had sexual fantasies about one of your exes?: All the fucking time.

-Have you dated someone older then you?: Nope

-Younger?: Yep

-What is one thing that all of your exes had in common?: They were girls

-Have u ever done anything sexual with your girlfriend/boyfriend in front of your parents?: nonononono

-In the movies?: is kissing sexual?

-Anywhere outside?: Does under a tree in a field of daisies by a stream count?

-Have you ever cried yourself to sleep over a boyfriend or girlfriend?: Yes, though i cant remember when or why

-Have you ever cried for more then 3 hours about a boyfriend or girlfriend?: Who even does this?

-When is the last time that you were in a relationship?: A few months ago

-Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?: Fool me once...

-Believe in love at first sight?: No, that is the stuff of little girls dreams. But much like unicorns, it doesnt exist

-Ever dated two people at once?: No, fuck that in more ways than one.

-What's the perfect date: picnic in the park, people watching, then go find a couch and a movie, cuddles. Maybe playful wrestling, maybe some sex. Those are optional to be honest.

-Ever been given a promise ring?: Huh?

-Do you have something to say to any of your exs?: To Lisa, I hope you are happy where ever you are. To Gina, grow up. To Jennifer, best of luck in medical school.

-Ever stolen someone's boyfriend or girlfriend?: No but i have tried.

-Ever liked someone elses boyfriend or girlfriend?: Once or twice.

-Do you believe in true love?: Sure, why not.

-Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?: Feels like you want to quit living. Give it a month or two, it will pass.

-Do you think that you will/or have found the love of your life?: I havent found her yet, but being pessimistic is pointless.